The Morning Skate for Thursday June 25th
Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of trading for the Big Aristotle...
- Vinny, Montreal, blah blah blah.
- Pierrre Boivin says the fans shouldn't worry during the ownership transition. Too late.
Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of trading for the Big Aristotle...
Posted by HabsFan29 at 6:00 AM
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The Four Habs Fans are four Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. They are all lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes. HabsFan29 and HabsFan4 used to share season tickets (in the whites, they're not rich lawyers) so they could see the Habs suck in the flesh. But now that the Habs may be good, we've given up the tix. We can't deal with success.
HabsFan4 pays tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated.
HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger .
HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.
All mind-bogglingly warped Photoshop work courtesy the warped mind of GoldenGirl11
19 comments:
MILF reports from The Draft would be nice.
Seconded.
"seconded" ??
Since when do Robert's Rules of Order apply to this mosh pit of depravity?
TH-TO, if it's good enough for the clusterfuck that was LSA meetings, it's good enough for this place.
HF10. Fair point, though I think you might be using the term 'clusterfuck' too generously.
:-)
I had a dream last night that I worked at some office and Bob Gainey was my boss and then he fired me. It was upsetting because I thought we were on good terms and I liked working for him.
Just thought I'd share that.
@Ben Dugas: Do you also go by the name of Don Lever?
Back to the MILF thing. We should start a little pool. Pick which Draftee-Mom MILF you think will be the hottest.
The ladies can pick DILFs or just go with the young studs themselves. Up to you. Or of course you're welcome (and encouraged) to pick the MILFs too.
I'll be back with my pick. Work. pfftt.
If I was making draft picks strictly for MILF potential I'd be sticking with the Swedes and I'd be staying away from Western Canada.
But that's just me.
@ Boob:
Kyle Turris's Mom from Salmon Arm, BC would like a word. She ruled the 2007 Draft MILF competition.
Forgot about BC. I was thinking Medicine Hat and Red Deer.
So long Cube
Looking forward to meeting you and HF4 tomorrow!
I agree that Western Canada has the best potential for MILFs. Nothing to expect from russian moms (we all saw images of Mrs Malkin and Ovenchkin).
P.s. the post about Geoff Molson was cool and I was expecting something original and funny for Andrew, the lawyer of the family... You guys suck.
TSN reporting a team made a big offer for Kaberle from Toronto ... maybe Bob is getting his Markov replacement for when the Vinny deal goes down?
Just crazy enough to think about. Is it tomorrow yet?
Here is the deal I would like to see:
Vinny plus TB's first round pick for Markov, Price, Higgins, Plekanec, Laraque, Kostitsyn, and Metropolit.
um, no.
First we lost the sublime Farrah and now Michael Jackson dies at 50. Weird day. May they rest in Peace.
I'd like to see this deal:
Vinny plus whomever the fuck to Los Angeles for whatever fuckwits play for that team.
If Vinny were to ever play for us, I have a bad feeling it'll end in tears for everyone and I ain't talkin' about the tears that roll due to a joyous Stanley Cup win.
I'll sort of miss Cube but not really, I guess. Thanks for your service, though.
@L Dude: It'll have to be DILFs, I guess. The young studs themselves are pretty hideous as a group. I've seen their official combine pics, and a couple of them made me shiver...and NOT in a good way. Cowen looks like a leaf already. Ugh.
wv: whera. I wonder whera Bob is tonight and whose call he's taking?
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