Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Morning Skate for Thursday June 25th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of trading for the Big Aristotle...
Let's talk draft. First off, welcome out of town bloggers! We have rumours of hordes of them descending on our fair city for the strip clubs. I think Wrap is drunk already. A reminder that yours truly and HF4 will be attending the draft (allegedly - we still haven't seen the tickets, and HF4 may be dead as usual) to get drunk, and uh, get drunk. Finally, Panger has promised some sort of draft preview before the shindig so be sure to check it out.

19 comments:

moeman said...

MILF reports from The Draft would be nice.

Boob Gainey said...

Seconded.

TH-TO said...

"seconded" ??

Since when do Robert's Rules of Order apply to this mosh pit of depravity?

Habsfan10 said...

TH-TO, if it's good enough for the clusterfuck that was LSA meetings, it's good enough for this place.

TH-TO said...

HF10. Fair point, though I think you might be using the term 'clusterfuck' too generously.

:-)

Ben Dugas said...

I had a dream last night that I worked at some office and Bob Gainey was my boss and then he fired me. It was upsetting because I thought we were on good terms and I liked working for him.
Just thought I'd share that.

L Dude said...

@Ben Dugas: Do you also go by the name of Don Lever?

Back to the MILF thing. We should start a little pool. Pick which Draftee-Mom MILF you think will be the hottest.

The ladies can pick DILFs or just go with the young studs themselves. Up to you. Or of course you're welcome (and encouraged) to pick the MILFs too.

I'll be back with my pick. Work. pfftt.

Boob Gainey said...

If I was making draft picks strictly for MILF potential I'd be sticking with the Swedes and I'd be staying away from Western Canada.

But that's just me.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Boob:

Kyle Turris's Mom from Salmon Arm, BC would like a word. She ruled the 2007 Draft MILF competition.

Boob Gainey said...

Forgot about BC. I was thinking Medicine Hat and Red Deer.

Boob Gainey said...

So long Cube

PPP said...

Looking forward to meeting you and HF4 tomorrow!

Montréaliste1 said...

I agree that Western Canada has the best potential for MILFs. Nothing to expect from russian moms (we all saw images of Mrs Malkin and Ovenchkin).


P.s. the post about Geoff Molson was cool and I was expecting something original and funny for Andrew, the lawyer of the family... You guys suck.

Habsfan10 said...

TSN reporting a team made a big offer for Kaberle from Toronto ... maybe Bob is getting his Markov replacement for when the Vinny deal goes down?

Just crazy enough to think about. Is it tomorrow yet?

Boob Gainey said...

Here is the deal I would like to see:

Vinny plus TB's first round pick for Markov, Price, Higgins, Plekanec, Laraque, Kostitsyn, and Metropolit.

Sarkozy's Bulge said...

um, no.

moeman said...

First we lost the sublime Farrah and now Michael Jackson dies at 50. Weird day. May they rest in Peace.

kevincrumbs said...

I'd like to see this deal:

Vinny plus whomever the fuck to Los Angeles for whatever fuckwits play for that team.

If Vinny were to ever play for us, I have a bad feeling it'll end in tears for everyone and I ain't talkin' about the tears that roll due to a joyous Stanley Cup win.

I'll sort of miss Cube but not really, I guess. Thanks for your service, though.

J.T. said...

@L Dude: It'll have to be DILFs, I guess. The young studs themselves are pretty hideous as a group. I've seen their official combine pics, and a couple of them made me shiver...and NOT in a good way. Cowen looks like a leaf already. Ugh.

wv: whera. I wonder whera Bob is tonight and whose call he's taking?