Monday, June 08, 2009

The Morning Skate for Monday, June 8th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning the career Grand Slam...
  • Just in case you were dead all day yesterday, you should know that Detroit dominated Game 5 Saturday night, winning 5-0. Datsyuk played, at about maybe 80%, but that was more than good enough. Sid and Geno decided to take stupid penalties instead of scoring. That was not too bright.
Not much else is happening in the hockey world. Is it too late to start a Formula One and strippers blog?

10 comments:

moeman said...

4HF should make Bar Rafaeli the new Marisa Miller mascot.

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Go you fucking Pens.

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WF = elsif, as in Wings win game 6 elsif go home.

L Dude said...

Is it just me, or is Jack Todd a total ass?

Sonia said...

It's not just you, L Dude.

Jack Todd redefines "ass" the same way Sean Avery redefines "dick".

WV: Pored. "I pored over Jack Todd's article looking for some sign of an intelligent, insightful comment. Nope, nothing."

eyebleaf said...

It's never too late to start a Formula One and strippers blog, just as long as you promise to maintain this one, too.

Number31 said...

There's a line between personal jackassery and actual critical editorial debate-worthy press. Jack(ass) Todd falls with the one closer to his name. Sometimes I wonder if our team has any support from the press at all (I think Boone is the only one) instead just content with fueling the fire for the local trolls...

Boob Gainey said...

Jack Todd is a total doofus. The Anglo Rejean Tremblay.

If one were to rank all the occupations where you earn a living from the English language, "sports journalist for the Gazoo" would fall somewhere between "Washing machine user guide writer" and "Press secretary for Paris Hilton".

TH-TO said...

Given the stupidity that comes out of Paris Hilton's mouth on a regular basis - not that I follow this sort of thing - it would be pretty disturbing to think that some press secretary was actually thinking up, then writing, some of it down...

Habsfan10 said...

There's a joke about everything that goes into Paris' mouth around here somewhere ...

kevincrumbs said...

Great stuff from The Onion about the Cup Finals.

gillis said...

Yemelin just signed a contract keeping him in russia.