This random photo of hot models is just to distract you from the fact that this post contains virtually no intelligent hockey analysis
With FHF resident actual hockey expert HFF33akaPanger sunning on the beaches of Hawaii (fuck you Panger), yours truly is forced to write this post. With the trade deadline less than a week away, let's take a quick look at what may or may not happen to some interesting players.
Probably the most likely player to move prior to the deadline. But all of a sudden, the Panthers are actually good and may (will? should?) make the playoffs. We don't know how this affects their decisions about trading the pending UFA.
The Ducks are in salary cap hell, and Pronger's $6.25 mill contract ain't helping matters. With the Ducks sort of meh right now, expect some front-runner to grab Pronger to beef up the blueline.
He'll get traded, but he'll end up a Blue again anyway. It's some crazy Lost time loop thing.
Martin St. Louis / Vinny Lecavalier
Not. Happening. The Bolts have said as much, and the price will be too high anyway. They're here just to rile up Habs fans, or make them drool.
Marian Gaborik's hip
Damaged at the factory, could be available at a big discount.
Doug Weight / Bill Guerin
Let the Annual Pillaging of the Isles begin!
The Tronna Maple Leaves
Kaberle! Antropov! Kubina! Everything must go!
Let's hear your trade thoughts in the comments or I'll get Bob Mackenzie to sit on you.