Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Morning Skate for Tuesday, February 17th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of not getting arrested for smoking weed...
How about a young Mathieu Schneider pic to brighten your day?

1 comment:

Limerick Dude said...

Sticking with the Jewish theme here.

I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumsized - so that must be worth something...

That reminds me - it was 1989. A buddy had visited Nepal and he returned with this rug made from the hides of Yaks (or some other animal).

He showed up with it at our apartment where we were having a party (and watching the playoffs).

So he barges in - he's got a 2-4 of beer under one arm and his rug under the other. He announces to the crowd, in total innocence/naivety - "Hey everybody - check out my four-skin rug!"

Well about a half dozen people spat beer halfway across the room. We must have laughed for 10 minutes - I was sore afterwords. And at first, he was like "What...?" then he caught on.

Ahh, the good times. Foreskin rugs, Stanley Cup finals and beer projectiles...sniff.

word ver is lownmeat.
Reminds me of my fave Chuck Norris movie Lownmeat McQuade.