- Florida beats T-dot 5-4, tightens East 4-10 clusterfuck. Are Habs in 10th yet?
- Sharks beat the B's 5-2 in a clash of actual good hockey teams;
- Paul Kariya is out for the year after hip surgery. Wait, Paul Kariya still plays in the NHL?
- Habs go bowling, get drunk and then go get hookers. Hey, whatever works.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The Game Day Skate for Wednesday, February 11th
Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of the SI Swimsuit Issue...
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I'm giving 2:1 odds on the Fort McMurray FartHogs.
Carbo!
Bowlin' Bowlin' Bowlin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though the fans are disapprovin',
Get them Habbies movin', Carbo!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just grope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be winning high and wide.
Boy my heart's palpatatin'
THe Habs fans will be waitin',
be waiting at the end of my ride.
Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Carbo!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Carbo.
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'
Carbo!
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'
Though their heads are swollen
Keep them fuckers rollin'
Carbo!
Snow and wind and weather
Fuck it - dress 'em up in leather
Wishin' Kovy could score a goddamned goal.
All the things I'm missin',
Strippers, meth and dissin',
Are waiting when we get outta this fuckin' hole!
CHORUS
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Carbo!
Count 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, count 'em out,
Count 'em out, ride 'em in
Carbo!
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though the fans are disapprovin',
Get them Habbies movin', Carbo!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just grope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be winning high and wide.
Boy my heart's palpatatin'
THe Habs fans will be waitin',
be waiting at the end of my ride.
Carbo!
Carbo!
The Sharks v Bruins might have been a clash of 2 good teams, but it was a terrible fucking game. The Sharks forgot to play the first period, the Bruins forgot to play the third. 3 of the goals were just stupid bounces that you expect to see once in a lifetime. It was a bit like watching mitey mites...
U S A! U S A!
Way more pumped for the US - Mexico World Cup Qualified tonight than I am for tonight's Habs game. Then again, I'd think I'm more excited to help someone move this afternoon than I am for the Habs game.
Regardless, Go Habs Go.
(Man, I haven't typed "Go Habs Go" in FOREVER. I still love you guys but you guys just sort of totally fucking suck right now)
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