Friday, February 13, 2009

The Game Day Skate for Friday, February 13th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of trying to interview Joaquin Phoenix...
Habs in Colorado tonight for the first time in three years. In honour of the occasion, an old FHF favourite will make its return today. We're sure you'll hate it.


Limerick Dude said...

Just looking back, I've noticed a real lack of strippers for the game day skates.

I think you need to shoulder some blame for this monstrous slump.

orangeman said...

Just checking in to make sure my outrage is mutual. Fire everyone but Youppi! Couldn't pick a better foe to lose embarrasingly to than the Oil, but the Flamers and the Laffs? Really?

By the way, I'm typing this extremely drunk off very cheap beer here in Laos. And even the impoverished Lao population feels sorry for this group of losers after my demonstration of hockey and the Habs suckitude via various bottles and cutlery. Quote: "Oh, it's like football, but on ice! Your team must suck (you can 'suck', yes?) as much as our Lao football team".

Many Cheers! and Santes! were had at our mutual unhappiness with our respective teams. Yes, the Habs are now being mocked and pitied by 3rd world countries.


Great people, though. They've been through too much. Come, spend money, make friends. French influence, great food, cheap (ridiculous really) beer.

Go Laos!

Errr...and Habs.

melly said...

Lapierre v. Laperrière! Good luck to the announcers with that one.