TMS presents the Game Day Skate Flyers Preview and Open Thread (huh?)

Bullet points for what you missed while wondering what the fuck is going on at FHF headquarters today...

• Marty Brodeur laughs at your so-called "rust", gets his 99th career shutout in his return;
• Sharks bounce back from their Wings loss and beat the Sens;
• Some Leafs rookie gets the SO winner in his very first game;
• Bruins shutout the Ducks.

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So FHF's lineup has been depleted this week. As noted yesterday, Panger is in Hawaii (fuck you Panger), and HF10 has been dealing with some family stuff (good stuff, not bad, so don't worry). And in a couple of hours yours truly is taking off for the weekend, leaving HF4 to mind the store for the killer Philly-Sharks Friday-Saturday double. So to help him out, your game preview is coming a little early today. And as befitting TMS (and the fact that I stil have to pack), you damn well better believe it's in bullet point form...

• 7 PM start in Philly, and it's on TSN;
• Habs have won two in a row! What a streak!
• Philly has taken 7 of 9, and has solidified their hold on that East 4th spot, 4 points up on the Habs with 2 games in hand;
• This is the game that always tears Kristin of eager to go psycho apart, given her dual loyalties;
• Pleks and Markov are your hot Habs. I kind of miss ZombiePleks for some reason;
• Mike Richards has 9 points in his last 4 games;
• We know that The Bratislava Bra is starting, but other than that it's tough to get lineup notes at 7 AM. Most like El Dandy won't play, as he's asked to be traded;
• Danny Brière is expected to come back tonight after missing the last 35 games;
• I can't even think about post-game adult entertainment at this hour. I've heard that there is porn on the internet, maybe you can find some.
  

Take care of each other in the comments today kids. Go Pants.