Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Glorious leaders lead the way! Habs 3, Whalers 2 (shootout of death)

Bertrand told us he was very disappointed in our ratings yesterday. He thought both Max and Gui! deserved 5 of his heads and maybe a couple of his other heads while we're at it. He told us, in a strongly worded email in surprisingly good and colloquial English, that his boys would come out strong just to shove it in our faces. BR is psychic!

Planifiez le défilé - yes, it is true, Mad Max and Gui! played what may have been their best game of the season. Couldn't put the puck in the net to save their lives (despite each of them trying at least a dozen wraparounds), but at least they worked and looked like actual NHL players. And give Max credit for learning, after FIVE shooters, that you should just SHOOT (high) on Legace instead of trying the same move everyone else did.

Other good stuff included some scoring from people besides GMS and Pleks, in this case PatCHes and Tits, who may have even smiled after he scored. And Pleks' Czech sausage over to PatCHes' tape on his goal was a thing of beauty, like just about everything Pleks has done this season.

But this win belonged to TFS. After the 55-save spectacular Saturday, he came back just as as strong (though a bit less busy) to win his first home game of the year(!). Not much chance on either goal, and he was nothing short of heroic in OT, stopping 7 shots. Whatever is better than heroic is what he delivered in the shootout, stopping 6 of 6 including a total miracle on the last one to win it. And his reactions after he inevitably wins a shootout are just priceless (no pun intended). It's like he's saying "fuck off, everyone, I'm good and I don't give a shit what you say. Fucking right I just won this game."

The sky is falling - let's face it, there are serious problems with this team. We're uh, not good. Time to realize that. We needed a goal with less than 3 minutes to go to tie the worst team in the league. The worst team in the league without its three best players (Cam Ward, Staal, Pitkanen). We needed a shootout and an amazing goaltending performance to beat the worst team in the league. There were huge parts of the game where we were dominated by the worst team in the league. We didn't generate any PP scoring chances at all against the worst team in the league. You got the point? Well, the worst team in the league got a point too.

I could go on about turnovers, crappy D, our inability to start a breakout, and the fact that it's becoming clear in his absence that it's the G that makes GMS go, but I have a life to get back to.

Chez Parée bound? Tits, Pleks, Max, and Gui! have a seat near the stage. TFS is boning three chicks in the back room, while everyone else is sort of standing around waiting for him to finish.

Next evil, evil foe - big loss in DC coming Friday night.


kevincrumbs said...

Gio is confirmed as being out indefinitely with a broken bone in his foot.

I recall Kovalchuk seemed to come back after two weeks or so, so this doesn't seem as horrible as it could've been.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I see a pattern of broken feet here. Biblically speaking, the foot is said to represent the soul, as it serves to support the entire body and keep it upright. Hmmm, I bet God was referring to Gionta when she said that. Not Gill. He was more that towel of Babel.

Tom said...

As Gio is part of the Holy Trinity. I would say you are on to something.
perhaps a plaque on the rest of the league is in order? nothing big just lochusts or frogs.

GoldenGirl11 said...

How 'bout swine flu... said...

great idea except for the teams who jumped the vaccine queue !!!

GoldenGirl11 said...

I was thinking about the really tough road trip coming up and I just wanted to say to the entire team BREAK A LEG!... never mind.

moeman said...

bert looks like a creepy Mon Oncle.

habsss said...

I couldn't decide if I should shell out $75 to go see the Habs lose or wait until February...after yesterday's game I think I'll wait.