Thursday, November 05, 2009

Ooohhhhh yeah, it's a Boston game preview and open thread

GG11 really outdid herself with this one

Well look at what we have here. A mediocre Bruins team against a mediocre Habs team. This should be epic! Well not really. And it's tough to get the Bs hate on with both teams so meh. Maybe HF10 should have written this; his Bs hate always burns hotter than a Wooderson joint. OK, so I'm just gonna ramble a bit while you don't pay attention because you're staring at today's game pic. I'm not paying attention either, so don't worry about insulting me by barely reading.

The game starts at 7 in Beantown and there will be hot McSplooging action. Though given the mediocrity of the two teams, it may be difficult for McSplooge to find someone to splooge over. This is the first of 6 meetings this year. Including last year's playoff nightmare, Habs have lost 9 straight to the B's. Bring on the double digits. No Bs preview would be complete without a link to our good friend Cornelius.

Your hot Habs worth watching are the only players who seem to be able to score, GMS and Pleks. On the lettuce and tomato cold side, there's just about everyone else. Of course we don't need to mention Tits, pointless in 6 games now. The Urologist is pointless in 5. And take a deep breath before you read TFS' stats in his last 7 games - 0-6-0, 4.24, .851. But he's chill about it.

For the Bs, there is no one hot at all, unless you count Krejci who has a fever because of the Swine Flu. The Bs can't score. They've been shut out in their last 2 games and their PP is dead last in the league. They have managed to stay in games with some good goaltending though. Particular shout out of suckitude to Michael Ryder, pointless in 6. Oh man that's a jinx.

This might be a very long injury paragraph. The internets were saying that Gio is a game time decision, but RDS has him playing. Hal Gill might be out a couple of weeks at least. Dagger's concussion will keep him out for a week. Bs aren't faring much better on the injury front, without Savard, Lucic, and the aforementioned H1N1'er Krejci. Stubbs' and RDS' Tweets have TFS starting, and the news that Pyatt and White are playing, while Stewie and CHips are out. No offense JM, but CHips is not the problem here.

For some post-game semi-adult entertainment in the Boston spirit, enjoy this photo gallery of NESN sideline babe Heidi Watney. Feel free to let it start a Heidi vs. EA debate in the comments.

Sorry you're stuck with our old-fashioned blogging comments unlike HI/O's fancy-schmancy new live chat. Feel free to go over there if you want. Just make sure not to swear or say anything bad about anyone. Good luck with that.

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GoldenGirl11 said...

So they're giving live/delayed-to-check-content chat a try over there. Uh huh. Makes perfect sense. I commented on 4's H I/O article about 10 days ago and I'm still waiting for it to get the green light. Apparently "coulda used a photoshop pic but nicely done nonetheless" is too mean.

On another note I can't believe I did that.

Ben Dugas said...

Cornelius has a blog? I thought he was just a crazy person who put a lot of time and effort into commenting on his rival team's blog.

bea.habs.fan said...

to post on H/I you really need to sign up otherwise yourp ost never make it.
I've stopped doing so as the ranters and whiners and the let's-trade-the-whole-team naysayers are way too dominant.

gald to see you put in some guy in your pic but Gui:-? really?
are you trying to please BR?

girl on girl is always a big hit. reminds me of old times

Chester said...

OK I'm having a tough time typing cause I can't take my eyes off that picture ....

Fuck the beaners especially that troglodite mutant.

Hadulf said...

Ok. That does it, GG11.

I'm sick of it, FHF.

GG11 needs her own tag now!!!!

Do it...do it, DO IT.

WV : talopia, really? Even the WV are nasty!

Habsfan10 said...

FUCK THE FUCKING BRUINS WITH A FUCKING RUSTY CHAINSAW. OR SOMETHING EQUALLY RUSTY AND JAGGED.

FUCKERS.

If you can't ratchet the hate up past "Grabovski and Komisarek pissing on the Habs logo at centre ice" levels for these black and gold wearers fuckers, you people are on the wrong fucking site. There is no lukewarm, "I don't like 'em" feelings towards the Fucking Bruins, people. NONE.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@bea
I didn't pick Gui? on purpose, it was a body language thing that just worked. Maybe I'll send it his way and hopefully it'll inspire him.

@Hadulf
Although your blog name makes me shift uncomfortably as I type - I seem to read all of your comments in the voice of Col. Klink - I appreciate the vote of confidence.

@10
Right behind ya

Hadulf said...

@GG11

You mean we can use fake names for blogging? Holy fucking crap Stallin..err...Batman!

@HF10

I was waiting on it, well done!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Damn right I've got a blog.

@HF10: attaboy, keep the rivalry alive.

Price's numbers this year are actually better than his numbers during last year's sweep. Oh, memories...

LET'S GO BRUINS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Corn
The Clap or Gonorrhea (also gonorrhoea) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae (also called Gonococcus, which is often abbreviated as "GC" by clinicians).
Man that must hurt when you guys pee on Habs fans in your building. Good luck with that.

Hadulf said...

Cornelius wrote that wrong...

LET'S GO RUINS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPDIE


WV : unogiast, weird cross between the G in GMS and The Urologist?

lawyergirl77 said...

It just feels weird a) that this is the first time that we're meeting this year and b) that we're both on the outside looking in, in terms of the playoff race. Kind of makes me sad, in an odd, "what might have been" way. (Go with it, peeps, it's been a long week and it's only Thursday)

But, in the spirit of trying to put a positive spin on things in spite of the weirdnesss, I see your cheer, CH and I raise you the following, cribbed from my fellow fans in section 315 at the Bell Centre:

FUCK YOU BRUINS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

Starting to feel better...

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

@GG Why does everyone think I'll be peeing on habs fans tonight?

lawyergirl77 said...

And this? Is hilarious - an article about the "Money on the Board" phenomenon in the NHL (or any hockey league, for that matter).

Link

And yes, I got it from the comments section at I/O. I feel so ashamed...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Corn
That was rude of me. It's not the playoffs. During the regular season you pee in your own pants. Sorry. My bad.

dwgs said...

Bourne's blog is actually pretty good, I'm surprised that any HIO posters are familiar with it.

bea.habs.fan said...

its' the CURSE of being first in the East.
glorious one year; abysmal the next

06 Sens
07 Habs
08 Bruins

Lukestar said...

Man, how pissed is Cornelius that his initials are CH?

Fuck the Fucking Bruins let's kill those sons of a thousand painted whores!!!

kevincrumbs said...

I think I prefer Erin Andrews. Speaking of babes, is Sandrine Balthazard still the in game hostess at the Bell Centre?

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Lukestar: When I write it, it doesn't look like a toilet seat.

Hadulf said...

@Cornelius
You're right, it doesn't. But it strangely looks like a giant ass!

Gino Tomac said...

Fucking beautiful work GG11!

And all the options you had with Gui's hand gesture and mouth movement...

He's very lucky that you don't hate him right now...

Again, great work.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Oh yeah, good job photoshopping, GG. Seriously, day in day out they're pretty high quality.

Byron Bitz is also hurt for the Bruins, but he's a fourth-liner and only managed to get an assist against montreal last year so I wouldn't worry too much about him being replaced by another AHL scrub or not.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@GT
told ya it would make up for V day. Thanks. No hate here. Attitude pisses me off more than nothingness. Dionne throwing his arms up and pathetically taking credit for a goal does it for me.

@Corny
thanks. Now I feel bad about the catheter joke I was going to make.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Ok, folks, I'm out to go to the game. See if you can see me in the stands - I'm the guy in a Bruins jersey.

Moey said...

McSplooge is good for a squirt or two, it's like death and taxes. His boy Price is in nets.

Ronan said...

Checking in with my word verification: "testses"

Hopefully the Habs play with some.


So, how long into the game until Gio levels Chara?

moeman said...

Bégin the Bruine
dedicated to HF29's Mom


When they Bégin the Bruine, it brings back the sound of Carbo whirring like a fucking blender,

It brings back a night of fucking maple leafs splendour, it brings back that memory obscene.

He's with us once more under the black and the gold, and down by the RDShore a chez nous orchestra's playing.

Even the twine seem to be swaying, when they Bégin the Bruine.


To live it again his Glorieux's 4th line endeavours, except when that fucking last minute penalty clutCHed at my heart,

And there we were, swearing to still love Steve forever, and promising never, never to part.


Some moments divine, even in the Press Box serene,

Till Bob came along to disperse the joys we had tasted,

And now when I hear people curse the CHance that he wasted,

I know but too well what Métro and MOEmaN mean.


So let them Bégin the Bruine, let the love that was once a fire remain an ember;

Let it sleep like the dead desire I now only remember when they Bégin the Bruine.

Oh yes, let them Bégin the Bruine, let him play like Don Awrey,

Like the HaBruins of yore, guys like Traverse and Vadnais.


Till we loudly whisper once more, Steve, you're a fucking Bruin, fuck you!


And we suddenly know that its Habs heaven we're in, when they Bégin the Bruine,


When they Bégin the Bruine.

lawyergirl77 said...

OH MY GOD - bravo Moeman!!

(I kind of heart that song... along with stuff from the bros. Gershwin. "Our Love is Here to Stay" is probably one of the most romantic songs ever written. Yeah, I said it.)

Bravo, bravo, bravo!!

Anonymous said...

Why does FHF knock the forums at HIO. I wouldn't consider this forum any better...

HabsFan29 said...

@anonymous - FUCK OFF YOU DICK

that's why we're better

Anonymous said...

You can swear... congrats. The comments section still isn't any better.

HFH is like HIO's little brother... be respectful to your older brother... maybe one day you'll be as good... probably not.

moeman said...

+1 to HF29

et

Merci, lg.

HabsFan29 said...

@anonymous - it's not about swearing in the least. You don't get it. So I don't give a fuck about you. The people here get it. That's what counts.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@29
That made me smile. That's a bad thing I think.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody is a little defensive... it's ok to be jealous of your older brother.

lawyergirl77 said...

Anon - in an attempt to elevate the discourse around here... *cough*

I sincerely find that the discussions at I/O tend to get bogged down in petty name-calling and useless boosterism or "Sky-is-falling-ism" (for lack of a better way to describe it). People get really carried away there and start with some pretty vicious personal attacks. It ain't cool.

The actual writers over at I/O are absolutely top notch, which is why I will always read their stuff... and only scan the comments briefly to see if there is anything interesting.

In a weird, twisted way, the fact that we're obviously a bunch of twisted pervs over here seems to keep the stupids away. Don't ask me why, I just post here. *shrug*

HabsFan29 said...

like I'm really fucking jealous about a blog that has the power of the biggest English newspaper behind it, while four (now five) of us and an incredible group of intelligent commentors have built something great out of fucking nothing but a crappy Blogger template.

And Boone is a huge fan of FHF. Suck on that.

Anonymous said...

I'm a fan too...

Just saying, no need to feel 'dirty' for visiting HIO... they do a good job.

Take a moment, do some deep breathing... you're going to have an aneurysm.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@29
Made. My. Day.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
Btw, mom and dad called. You were adopted.

lawyergirl77 said...

Anon - my comment about the I/O shame was NEVER about visiting the site itself, but rather from re-posting something I saw in the comments.

Topic? God, I hope the Habs win tonight.

kevincrumbs said...

@LG77: I agree with your sentiments. Boone's "About Last Night" is a must read, along with all of the real news about the team. I've stopped checking TSN.ca for my Habs news and solely depend on HIO.

There are some good comments over at HIO but sadly you have to sort through about ninety nine bad ones to find one good one. Too many people over there have it in for a specify player and also always state that their own guy can do no wrong.

Also the level of creativity and time spent by some of the big guns here just cannot be compared with HIO. Moeman's song parodies, TMS, Jaro posts, GG11's photoshops, etc.

Anonymous said...

Golden Girl...

I guess i'm adopted.

I suppose some belligerent ramblings from a blogger makes your day... some day you must have had.

HabsFan29 said...

@Anon - i never said i felt dirty at HI/O. i read it all the time (well, not the comments). for fuck's sake, one of the FHF writes there.

alright enough of this. on to the fun! Steph Richer on OTR talking about his emotional issues. this is good.

@moeman - special shout out from mom. She wanted to thank you for the dedication, and she loved the parody tonight. she had to tell me what the song was!

Anonymous said...

Have fun tonight guys... Go Habs Go!

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - God I love the fact that your Mom reads this site. Mine would have an aneurysm over the language I use... and my association with my fellow pervs. heh.

HabsFan29 said...

@LG - mom has the mouth of a sailor, god love her

moeman said...

RiCHer on OTR was a breath of fresh air. Always liked the guy as a Habs and nice to see he is living a happier life.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Anon
I have four kids, 4 hockey teams, 2 basketball teams, a bar mitzvah on Saturday for 200 of my closest family and friends, H1N1 vaccination dilemma and a 1/2 Moroccan husband who is still shocked daily that I don't cook like his mother after 20 years. But yes. Your belligerent ramblings made my day. Excellent come back.

For the record I never miss "About Last Night". I think the writers at H I/O are great. But it's The Gazette on-line not a forum to really express yourself freely.

As an aside has anyone else noticed the smell of Blue Bonnets in the air? If I didn't know better I'd say the Habs were home tonight. No joke. Entire West end has been fertilized!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
OMG! I got so caught up I forgot the kudos. Well done. The swearing and the old tunes really go together so well!

Btw, Mom of 29's card said "Mazel fucking tov on your bar mitzvah". Love her.

moeman said...

About Pro athletes (yeah thats you Flames, Raptors and leaf) getting a jump in the vaccine line and yip about being in 'close contact, small groups and public exposure'.

I work at a University and almost 2 dozen colleagues+students are afflicted with the swine flu. I am in daily contact with many people, I also work in small tight-knit specialized labs of a dozen folk and then there's some 25000 people on campus, daily, some of them breath on each other. Like I need to hear some fucking prima donna player and/or team exec explain to me why they are more qualified than the needier (and I don't include myself in the latter group). Go fuck yourselves.

moeman said...

The latest Stella Artois ad is a thing of beauty. Juxtaposing the female form, dripping with foam and tempting the taste buds deserves an orgasmic award.

Michael said...

Who said "comparisons are odious". Shakespeare in Much Ado About Nothing ... but it might have ben Bert Raymond in his column. Look, you guys do your thing, we'll do our things at HIO and never the things shall meet .... well, unless we're really drunk ... and you let us pitch, you catch. I'm flattered by the kind words on About Last Night ... My only regret is I have to refer to Mike Cammalleri by his real name. That Squid gag just never gets old. I hope the Canadiens trade for Cody Bass. And what if FHF had been around for Les Kuntar? Peace out, my brothers and sisters.

HabsFan29 said...

speaking of the female form, did Chantal Macabe lose some weight? she's looking good again.

speaking of the female form (#2), everyone see the latest Reebok commercial?

HabsFan29 said...

nice words, Michael, agreed

moeman said...

@HF29, nice find. Methinks the most creative site commercializing the beautification of the female form are the folks at sloggi .

(On their site), choose a language, any language, it won't matter as beauty is skin, deep, regardless of the gender.

Also, great products that'll make you and your partner look & feel good.

Chenny13 said...

Just like you're not going to watch the Daily Show to keep up with the going's on of the world, or watch CNN for clever satire, HI/O and FHF have different purposes.

Anyone just see McSplooge chat with Squid? When he told 'The Little Three' to get after the Big Bruins, I really wanted a high stick right to the chops.

moeman said...

@CHenny, we should carry (Carey?) the tsn Habs hate as a badge of honour.

HabsFan29 said...

i've never heard of this "sloggi" but I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to their newsletter

wait, CNN isn't satire?

speaking of weight, Gord Miller's face is really getting wide. and since when does he have 4 chins?

moeman said...

sloggi could never help the beyond-repair PeeAir and gord miller.

Moey said...

What's up with "the Bruins have a lot of injuries so they're really struggling" and we don't? Let the fucktardism begin.

KML said...

@ GG, I actually lol'd at the adopted comment, spitting out the quality student pbj dinner in the process.

I don't exactly hope that Krejci gives his teammates swine flu, but am I a horrible person for debating the matter?

Oh, and yes, Fuck. The. Broons

moeman said...

I emailed tsn's dave dodge and suggested the NHL call his new hit to the noggin' idea The HeadHodge.

FWIW, I agree a blatant head hit deserves a distinctive penalty (5 and a game) but not before they get rid of the puck over the glass junk call. They should also rename the too many men on the ice The CHerry (hey, come on, its da Habs vs. da Bs for fuck sake).

HabsFan29 said...

ok lets go. FUCK THE BROONS is right, KML

moeman said...

Is Gui! looking to get a Cégep 'student pbj' in GG11's fun pic?

~~~

Devorski is from Toronto.

HabsFan29 said...

gimme a break

Chenny13 said...

What?! Goaltender interference? Are we back to the old 'foot in the crease' rule?

KML said...

Sweet Jesus - the fuck kind of call is that? Since when is it Moen's fault that Thomas is flopping around his crease?

moeman said...

McSplooge can barely look Billy Barty in the eye and he labels our top line 'The Little Three'. Asshole.

Chenny13 said...

McDouche obviously hasn't heard that they're to be called Giant Mexican Squid.

HabsFan29 said...

Tits can skate. No, seriously.

HabsFan29 said...

McSplooge finally splooging on the big fat whale

KML said...

Just me, or does McSplooge sound like a colossal fucktard when rolling his "r"s?

Chenny13 said...

@KML I was thinking the same thing. He tries so hard to not be a complete tool, but fails miserably every game.

moeman said...

McSplooge in looking at his ceiling mirror, every, fucking, day "I Just Want to Be Loved, Is That So Wrong?"

HabsFan29 said...

Pleks has NO help out there

Moey said...

McSplooge's newest sploogebank is Carle. Price has competition.

Chenny13 said...

I wonder if it's time to reunite TurtlePleks with a pair of Tits in the search of real 2nd line wingers? At this point, it can't really get much worse...

Moey said...

@moeman, it doesn't bear thinking about how much Windex and paper towel he must go through.

moeman said...

CoaCH Martin has less than a 1/4 of the season under his belt and is due some diligence but he'd do me a favour if he'd stick with some lines and quit the juggling act. Reminds me too much of Czarbo.

Sonia said...

Awesome job as usual, Moeman.

Man, Bégin becoming a Bruin is like Chef from South Park becoming a pedophile.

moeman said...

@Moey, methinks McSplooge packs a retractable squeegee for his road trips.

Chenny13 said...

I love Tits. Seriously.

HabsFan29 said...

a point for TITS!

moeman said...

Métro! pick up in aisle Thomas.

KML said...

They suddenly feel firm!

Actually a really nice play.

Moey said...

@moeman,

I'm laughing out loud, the cats think I'm insane. Oh, and we scored.

Chenny13 said...

Carle is indeed McSplooge's new toy. That is unfortunate.

Good for White getting a point in his first game.

moeman said...

Thnx for the feel good comments fellow and feline FHFers, all done for fun. (Yes this comment was meant to pad the comment total of the comments and I hope our fabulous friend Van Hab is doing well, wherever s/he may be).

~~~

WV = schel, as in da Broon can go to fucking sCHel

Ronan said...

I like Martin's strategy. Give Tits some kids who can skate and let him run the line. Now if only Pleks could get some linemates who won't kill every pretty play he makes...

moeman said...

Anyone else think rejbert are SMS/MMsing that White should be called LeBlanc?

kevincrumbs said...

Watching TSN's non-HD feed because I couldn't stopped stabbing myself in the eye while watching NESN's feed (featuring the fucktard Jack Edwards) in HD.

Gui's looking a bit like Gu:( tonight.

moeman said...

Nice catCH kc, Gu:( is riding his last game's BIG:) fucking goal. Methinks he knows he can ride a goal-every-6-games and get away with it cuz he a CHez-Nous! kid. Nothing wrong with that cuz, I too, was born in the PofQ (Montmagny, to be exact and yup a woolier area of the Prov).

KML said...

One good sign, though it may just be me - GMS and the Czech defense combo didn't seem to play as many minutes as usual in the first. Hopefully this means they're being saved for later in the game.

I'm actually like our 3rd and 4th lines tonight, too bad Pleks seems to be skating 1 on 2 or 3 everytime he gets the puck

GoldenGirl11 said...

Question. Would you sit the Rosenbergs with the Kleinmans or the Goldsteins? There was that whole broygus last year but I think they patched everything up at Gittl's wedding last month.... Just thought I'd wake everyone the fuck up as this has to be the most boring fucking game of the year. Are they skating in chopped liver? (just keeping the theme).

Carry on. I'll be quiet now.

moeman said...

Have McSplooge and QuadChin mentioned the Bs haven't scored since Halloween?

Chenny13 said...

You know, I feel like our 3rd line -The 3M line if you will - has been playing quite well for some time.

--and as I type it, silly penalty by Moen.

moeman said...

heh, cheap call 4 da Bs.

Chenny13 said...

The Fat Whale's left flipper saved us there. And I swear, if Spacek is hurt and we've lost another defenceman, I might just flip.

kevincrumbs said...

Great, another injured D man. When's Breezer returning?

moeman said...

@kc, Breezer is in line behind CHelios, Dandy, Dicky Moore and ButCH BouCHard.

moeman said...

Hey tsn'ers, mention the PK.

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking linesman! Get the fuck out of the way!

moeman said...

5on3, score SVP.

Chenny13 said...

50 sec 5 on 3? Yes please...

Now let's hope the PP can actually do something.

Chenny13 said...

Sweet Gionta! How the hell did he not slam that in!?

moeman said...

Good effort, great save by Tiny.

kevincrumbs said...

Great save, no way that went in.

moeman said...

No reason for Divorcedsky to be chatting lovingly with Tiny.

Chenny13 said...

According to Gord 'Fatso' Miller, we're "clinging to a one goal lead". I'm not sure if he's aware, but the game has seemed fairly even to me.

moeman said...

You know that we are missing our biggest Bs killer, Markov.

kevincrumbs said...

Thank fuck someone actually got the puck out of the zone. Jesus.

moeman said...

McSplooge fails to mention that The Urologist was pissing himself out there.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
No, no, no. The piss was Cornelius.

Chenny13 said...

3M looking good in the offensive zone.

kevincrumbs said...

Come on boys, let's get Carey some goal support.

moeman said...

@GG11, I'd bet Cornelius wears Depends (cuz Bs fans tend to drink lotsa beer?)

HabsFan29 said...

already for mcsplooge it's TomMY pyatt

Chenny13 said...

Everyone in the league is talking about Lapierre? I find that hard to believe, Mr. McSplooge.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK. wheres the whistle?

Chenny13 said...

Fantastic. The net is off the moorings!

kevincrumbs said...

Cari, Cari, Cari... all that good work and now this.

moeman said...

No goal. No fucking way.

HabsFan29 said...

side of the net, for sure

GoldenGirl11 said...

Net was off.

kevincrumbs said...

Also, is woman seated behind JM wearing a Gio jersey with a "C" on it?

HabsFan29 said...

damn right

moeman said...

Rewind a few minutes and listen to QuadChin splooge when he freakingly screamed it was a Bs goal. Sickening.

Chenny13 said...

@KC I saw that too. Unless it's a Carbo jersey?

kevincrumbs said...

@Chenny13: You're probably right. I've sort of tried to forget about Carboo.

moeman said...

Czarbo's next NHL team will be the ReNords, whenever that happens.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Of all the things posted here the word McSplooge makes me queasy.

moeman said...

Dear GG11,

I wanna see some photoCHoppin' McSploogemagic .

Love,

moe

Chenny13 said...

McSplooge's head looks abnormally small on that photo.

moeman said...

... and, GG11, I doubt you need inspirationz .

WV = poingts, as in, Habs, don't fuck things up cuz we need da poingts.

Gino Tomac said...

A feed for those of you that can't watch the game

http://www.justin.tv/furby3

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
It's actually been done but you'll have to encourage the boys to post.

moeman said...

McSplooge, "the Bruins are cumming hard". Get the retractable squeegee ready.

moeman said...

Boys. Post!

moeman said...

Skunk?

Also,

Boys. Post!!

moeman said...

Is it me or does MAB skate like a gerbil?

HabsFan29 said...

MAB plays defense like a gerbil

i dont even know what that means, but its an insult

Chenny13 said...

GMS has been pretty quiet tonight. It's been all 3M for offense. Meager night for scoring chances.

moeman said...

The gerbillish thing about MAB is his gerbil brain cannot keep up with his gerbil-wheelin' feet. Its kinda funny, in a sad way.

moeman said...

46DD cannot even get a cop feeled.

Moey said...

McSplooge and gerbils...eeewwww. Poor gerbils.

Ian Vitro said...

Who's that guy wearing 46?

moeman said...

@Moey, now dat is funny!

Also, MONSTER! gerbils = happy McSplooge. WTF!?!

lawyergirl77 said...

moeman - I'd say he's more hamster-like than anything else. Teeny body, teeny feetsies. Fast in one direction (Forward, spinning the wheel) but not so much backwards...

God, this game is stressing me right the fuck out. (missed the first 30 minutes of game time. sniffle.)

moeman said...

@lg77, good tiny observation. BTW, your comment brings up one of my fave jokes.

What id the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?

moeman said...

id = is

kevincrumbs said...

The Urologist should probably start worrying about his contract for next season.

Moey said...

moeman,

You're killing me tonight.

moeman said...

Babs should've sign MAB on a game by game contract.

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - I'm embarrassed to say that I don't know...

kevincrumbs said...

I don't like this feeling of hanging on for dear life.

HabsFan29 said...

now im nervous

Chenny13 said...

Yikes. White knuckle time.

moeman said...

@lg77, thnx for waiting for da punCHline.

Feel free to mix this one up at the parties kidz.

Q: What is the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?

A: There's more white meat on a gerbil.

(The joke is in the distraught look in your joke recipient, plus timing is everything ...)

HabsFan29 said...

pyatt on the PK with 5 mins left in a 1-0 game. wow.

HabsFan29 said...

i thought the punchline was "one of them fits in Stephane Richer's ass"

HabsFan29 said...

mmm that's good holding on for dear life

moeman said...

@HF29, you had Wendell Clark and Glenn anderson and you go for the easier laugh with a 50=goal scoring Hab? If Mom is reading this I hope she pinCHes your ear and no warm milk and tea biscuit for you.

moeman said...

Life.

Hang.

On.

Fuck!

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - oh, i love steph. the savard-richer-corson line was our saviour! but damn i remember those rumours

mom's laughing

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking knew this would happen.

Also, what was that fucking "intentional offsides" bullshit.

moeman said...

Brutal.

Moey said...

SHIT.SHIT.SHIT.

sleepy said...

noooo
Call it off

Gino Tomac said...

Price deserved better...

orangeman said...

Fuck this fucking team.

HabsFan29 said...

seriously, that was a fucking nightmare

moeman said...

Not over.

Moey said...

Price deserved a shutout. Fuck, you just knew that was coming.

moeman said...

Bs have always gotten CHeap points from Habs fuck-ups. Plus ça CHange...

'magical mittens"? ewwwwwww

HabsFan4 said...

I gotta feeling

woohooo...

kevincrumbs said...

I swore I heard a "U-S-A" chant...

HabsFan4 said...

circles

HabsFan4 said...

Why fight after overtime? To psyche the team out for the shootout?

HabsFan29 said...

my blood pressure can't take a shootout

moeman said...

WV = quack

Peter said...

anyone else feel like montreal was playing for the shootout in OT?

Gino Tomac said...

I just wanted Carey to get more than just the standard HJ in the champagne room tonight....

Fucking kid needed this shutout...

HabsFan29 said...

SQUID!

HabsFan29 said...

T.F.S.

HabsFan4 said...

We're the 92-93 Habs.

kevincrumbs said...

Cari the Fat Wale was brilliant tonight. He deserves all the joints and CEGEP girls he wants.

moeman said...

The ice-lvel view of Squid's goal was sickly good.

lehab said...

1993......that's 7!

Gino Tomac said...

The fat fuck did it...
And for one evening, the Japanese harpooners go home in an empty boat...

lawyergirl77 said...

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

CEGEP girls and weed for all!

Ronan said...

This team is going to be the death of me... but I'll love every second of it.

Price happy much about beating the Bs? I was half-expecting his Usain Bolt pose from Tampa last year.

Moey said...

Price was an arrogant little prick in the shootout. I like it.

moeman said...

The simple fact that TFS™ will shut up the media jackals for a few days is a good thing.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I can't do this for 82 games. My blood pressure can't take it.

Sonia said...

The Habs absolutely fucking failed Price tonight, and he bailed them out.

The boys had better not be taking their knee pads off any time soon, with all the make-up BJs they owe him.

Gino Tomac said...

I actually like how fucking cocky he was when he threw the puck back...

"Take this puck, and go fuck yourself."

That's the type of emotion he should bring to every game. It was very Roy-ish

Moey said...

@Gino,

You said it better than me, it was very Roy like.

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