Monday, November 02, 2009

Karma's a mofo'ing bitch


No really, I don't think I could have been angrier Saturday night when the fucking fucktard fans started singing with 4 minutes left and a two-goal lead. The next time that happens, if you're at the game, go ahead and punch those fucking fucktards in the face. Tell 'em HF29 sent you. I'll get you bailed out, gratis.

I almost wish we would have lost the game, just to get the fans to never fucking do that again. Almost.

I actually do like the song though. Enjoy the original below, with the worst lip-synching you ever saw. Damn stoned hippies.


hockey vid via Puck Daddy

22 comments:

Shutdown said...

I was at the fucking game. I told my buddy: "These fucking morons better shut the fuck up, or it going to bite us in the dick."

Now I know what it's like to have my dick bitten.

sileeming said...

I was at the game too. 2 goals are not gimmes... 3 okay maybe you can sing, but 2... anything can happen. Fortunately no one sang in my section...but I was also surrounded by leaf fans. But next time for sure, I'll slap em silly.

L Dude said...

premature (e)jubilation: it's just never good.

Speaking of that, as I watched the game, just before the 3rd goal when they were fucking around at the blue line, I said to the TV, "This is really sloppy - it's going to get messy!"
Then the TV started yelling about the Leafs getting the goal. Fucking TV!

Sha-na-na-na, Hey-hey-hey, Shut-the-fuck-up!

GoldenGirl11 said...

That video is cringe worthy. Great song... the one playing, not the one he's singing which is clearly something completely different.

Robbie said...

The pyjams and the singing it was like a 12 year olds slumber party, ''Dollar $ign'' must have felt right at home..i hate that fucking song. And no matter what happens the retarded fuck wads will continue to sing it when its absolutely not the time.

I'm trying hard, really, really hard. Almost as hard as Dollar $ign at a slumber party to get behind this team, to get excited, to get motivated, to care. I just can't. They are flat, they incite no emotion or passion. They just are NOT IT and for the first time ever i must honestly fucking confess i don't give a fuck what they do. And that is sad.

Obsidianrock said...

I have been saying the same fucking this since Saturday. If only those fucktards could here me through the TV.

lawyergirl77 said...

I was screaming at the idiots in section 315. They never. effing. listen. When they scored the tying goal, I yelled out "Êtes-vous contents, TABARNAK??!!"

They didn't know what I meant.

Sigh.

So. Much. Anger.

matt - ftc said...

FHFers, I am sure this will be an idle post but oh well. This is the best sports blog I have seen. Even if the comments aren't always over the 100 mark the quality/hilarity of the posts on this site cannot be matched elsewhere. I would much rather read 40 posts from all of the FHFers, Moeman, L Dude, LawyerGirl77 and GoldenGirl than sort through 400 comments over at HIO, most of which are useless remarks about which line mediocre/below average players such as Latendresse and D'Agostini should play on...or how great the team is after they win a game. At least on this site things are kept realistic...some extremely optimistic ppl may call it negative. I guess what I am saying is that I am sure the number of hits this site gets is much greater than the number of comments. Even if I don't post, I never miss an article or hilarious post in the comment section.

HabsFan29 said...

@matt - ftc: i may cry. that's like the nicest thing i've ever read. anywhere.

L Dude said...

Off topic, but anybody gonna give the rehashing of 'V' a shot? I'll give it a couple of episodes just because it has that hot actress who played the 'companion' on Firefly (died before it's time - RIP). Though the previews aren't exactly that gripping. If anybody's old enough to remember the 80's version, we know what their motive is, and dare I say she can eat...ahh never mind.

WV: chloos

I don't speak French (maybe I'm dumb like BigTits - or 46DD as I prefer to call him), but by the sound of what you say of this Raymond Bertrand ahole, he hasn't 2 chloos about hockey, specifically the Habs.

HabsFan29 said...

@L Dude - i am TOTALLY stoked for V. It's actually getting decent reviews. And don't mention Firefly to me. I get sad. Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand...

Robbie said...

I'm waiting to see if they bring back the glass room with the creature that eats humans and traitor aliens. I'm highly anticipating the rebirth of spandex on TV...can't wait for some human on alien sex...fuck i need to get a life. When you think about it V is kinda like the new habs...a bunch of unknowns arrive to save the day to give all Habs fans everything they dream of and want...yet once we scratch the surface (and see they have no fucking defence, a skitish offense, and a soap opera goalie situation) we learn its an evil plot to turn us into...........The Toronto Maple Leafs ....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kmaxx said...

Just for a laugh...watch the drummer in the video - Not even close! I love it!

wv - laugs - as in - I gots to laugs when I watch this video!

bea.habs.fan said...

given that they did such a fantastic job with BG we can always hope V is just as good ....

sad to say but I agree with Robbie - new actors/players does not garantee a return to the good old days.

I need a tissues or loads of meth

moeman said...

I can see bertrej doing the purewool version of this .

Also, 'Secret Girlfriend' is a funny guy show.

Ian Vitro said...

OK, I get the vitriol and all that, BUT: it's Saturday night. Hallowe'en. You're drunk with twentysomething thousand Habs fans watching your beloved team decked out in their Hallowe'en costumes (I think they were all "Where's Waldo," or maybe that was just AK46) sticking it to the hated Leafs. You're psyched for the party you're going to after the game.

When exactly is the appropriate time to start singing? 4 minutes may be slightly premature, but there should damned well be singing with a 2-goal lead at the end of the third. 3 minutes? 30 seconds?

VW = makaorid, as in I saw Gill mak a orid play too many times Saturday...

matt - ftc said...

I agree with your assesment Ian. In Montreal the game always has more of a party atmosphere. The game being on halloween would have even multiplied that feeling...it was a perfect storm for overexhuberant, pre-mature celebration. Who hasn't acted a fool when in a drunk/party mood?

moeman said...

The fun thing about premature ejoyculation is that you can reload a few minutes (OK, more than just a few) later. Go you fucking Habs!

~~~

Bonus, Bell Centre Habs fans just made gino ragu's minus category on tsn's That's Hockey But We Mostly Talk Leafs. Wonder if gino ever minused the corpse-like zombies at the acc for being quieter than Bill Barilko.

matt - ftc said...

nice to see the phillies showing signs of life tonight.

That's Hockey is painful. They spend this much time on the Leafs even when they are an uninteresting bore of a team...imagine if they become good.

Number31 said...

But did they have to sing THAT song? That's a playoff series sendoff song, not an early in the season regular joe game. Just keep on Ole-ing, or something, ANYTHING! Just not THAT fucking song!

matt - ftc said...

True. I am sure that wouldn't have happened if it were the Sabres in town that night...I will still chalk this one up to halloween night, lots of alcohol and a hated rival in town who is in last and who we love to rubbing stuff in to...here's hoping a lesson was learned, but likely not.

kevincrumbs said...

I was surprised to not hear the "Sixty-Seven" chant on Saturday night. That's always a fun one.

I think I'm crazy because I'm worried that Hall Gill injured his foot. Mathieu Carle? I don't know anything about him but I liked the look of Shawn Belle when he was with the big team for two games.