Friday, November 13, 2009

GoldenGirl11 makes her reviewing debut - Habs 4, Yotes 2

HF29 fell asleep, HF10's kids don't let him stay awake that late, HF4 has real life stuff today and Panger is dead. As a result, we have turned to GG11 for the game review. Her efficient use of words is a tribute to fine blogging everywhere. This kid's got a real future. Without further ado, here's GG11's debut as a game reviewer:

"They sucked. We sucked less."

Pretty fucking accurate.

17 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

i could watch Betty White shoot guns all day

bea.habs.fan said...

you know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words....
GG11 does the best game pre- and re-view.
OK FHF also do well. otherwise we wouldn't keep coming back

GoldenGirl11 said...

I never thought I could enjoy Carey Price's disembodied head floating over the Arizona desert so much.

moeman said...

TFH™ (The Floating Head).

Also is that cactus giving us the fucking finger?

HFF33 aka Panger said...

I'm dead? I didn't know the afterlife would be so cold.

GoldenGirl11 said...

That's not the afterlife, that's Calgary.

Moey said...

I know I'm goimg to hate myself for asking this, but what is the symbolism behind Betty White shooting at Price's floating head? Is it because Mara almost decrapitated him or that he's a pot head?

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moey
Nah, just a crazy Golden Girl

Moey said...

@GG11,

Gotcha. Well done, love the photo.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moey
Thanks. Off the wall is fun.

Robbie said...

This could be the best game review ever! Sign her to a long term contract right away, something like Luongo. Na... forget that, then she'll get injured (hand-fingers) won't be able to photo shop and the whole site will go to hell. DON'T SIGN HER

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Robbie
I'm covered in the health care department. I actaully have the same team of doctors as the Habs.

Sal Paradise said...

GG11 is the Fifth Four Habs Fan.

Tom said...

Hi all,
Living in Ottawa means being close to the Habs but too close to the Sens.
Been waiting for the whining to start.
You'll remember this story, as it was ours for five years.
enjoy.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/sports/Artiste+without+muse/2222098/story.html

StunnedC said...

Ok I think I get what the picture means. Ala, Fight Club, GG is attempting to shoot the choking, sucking it up, never stopping a breakaway, and generally all around shitty side of Carey Price's brain. Only to find that all Carey Price has is a choking, sucking it up, never stopping a breakaway, and generally all around shitty brain.

At least he's still bigger than our first line combined. And that 192 lb "Monster" goalie. A 192lb Monster? WTF? If the monsters in nightmares were 192lbs, nobody would be scared. (They wouldn't call them nightmares, dumbass.)

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Stunned
I was focusing more on that age that a woman can dye her hair purple and carry a gun but your idea works for me too. I suppose if Carey had more Betty Whites in his life and less of WTF he has watching over him we probably would've already won our 25th cup.

Moey said...

@ Tom,

That's Kovy, he won't shoot the puck unless he's 99% sure he can score, that mentality looks like it's rubbed off on AK46.