Tuesday, November 02, 2010
There's been a lot of talk around here lately (OK, two comments yesterday) about the lack of strippers on this here site these days. Here ya go. And an old school format preview to go with it. FHF is still stripperriffic, goddammit.
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start at the lovely Nationwide is on Your Side Arena. Columbus may be in last place in a very tough division, but they are no patsies sitting at 6-4-0. Both teams coming off Saturday night losses - Habs to the Cats and the BJs a terrible 5-1 effort to the Avs. This is the teams' only meeting this year.
Pay your cover charge to - The Cannon has all your BJ info, and BJ Vision has all your BJ video. One of those is NSFW, try to guess which one!
Hot sexy Habs to watch - CHicken! Seriously! Maybe Jeff Halpern too? Though he feels guilty about being included here.
Skanky Habs to watch - Gomez, Gionta, yada yada. It really is just piling on now. Like I did on CJAD.
Hot sexy BJs are the best - Derrick Brassard has 4 points in 4 games, Kyle Wilson 3 in 3, and Nikita Filatov is playing better. I have no idea who any of these people are. But then again, I barely knew Columbus had a team. Mathieu Garon is playing well, and is playing tonight. I know him!
Skanky BJs can still be fun too - RJ Umberger and Antoine Vermette both pointless in 3.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - The Habs are surprisingly healthy. Jinx! Healthy sitters tonight are Captain Picard and permanent doghouse member Rhino. SpatCHes continues to get ice time for no reason. Also, Dustin Boyd gets back in the lineup. The BJs have a decent list of wounded, including Mike Commodore on IR and Huselius with a whole bunch of sprains, bruises, and tweaks.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Check out Kahoots Gentleman's Club in the heart of Downtown Columbus. Or maybe it's in the suburbs. WTF do I know about Columbus geography. Anyway, with clever spelling like that, it has to be good.
Let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments