Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Strippers and BJs Preview and Open Thread


There's been a lot of talk around here lately (OK, two comments yesterday) about the lack of strippers on this here site these days. Here ya go. And an old school format preview to go with it. FHF is still stripperriffic, goddammit.

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start at the lovely Nationwide is on Your Side Arena. Columbus may be in last place in a very tough division, but they are no patsies sitting at 6-4-0. Both teams coming off Saturday night losses - Habs to the Cats and the BJs a terrible 5-1 effort to the Avs. This is the teams' only meeting this year.

Pay your cover charge to - The Cannon has all your BJ info, and BJ Vision has all your BJ video. One of those is NSFW, try to guess which one!

Hot sexy Habs to watch - CHicken! Seriously! Maybe Jeff Halpern too? Though he feels guilty about being included here.

Skanky Habs to watch - Gomez, Gionta, yada yada. It really is just piling on now. Like I did on CJAD.

Hot sexy BJs are the best - Derrick Brassard has 4 points in 4 games, Kyle Wilson 3 in 3, and Nikita Filatov is playing better. I have no idea who any of these people are. But then again, I barely knew Columbus had a team. Mathieu Garon is playing well, and is playing tonight. I know him!

Skanky BJs can still be fun too - RJ Umberger and Antoine Vermette both pointless in 3.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls -  The Habs are surprisingly healthy. Jinx! Healthy sitters tonight are Captain Picard and permanent doghouse member Rhino. SpatCHes continues to get ice time for no reason. Also, Dustin Boyd gets back in the lineup. The BJs have a decent list of wounded, including Mike Commodore on IR and Huselius with a whole bunch of sprains, bruises, and tweaks.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Check out Kahoots Gentleman's Club in the heart of Downtown Columbus. Or maybe it's in the suburbs. WTF do I know about Columbus geography. Anyway, with clever spelling like that, it has to be good.

Let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck I think I found my favorite new habs site.

Habsfan10 said...

Holy old school, Batman! It's like 2008 around here!

I missed "Not Dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls".

ezzeloharr said...

Whoa. Banner mod is... stripperific? Who said change was bad?

wv: if we can't get meth, i'd settle for cracke.

Evil twin of GG11 said...

Glad you like the photoshop. GG refused to do those pictures so I took over. She'll be back for the clean stuff... like that's ever gonna happen. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

moeman said...

Speaking of sloppy blow jobs, burkake pushes Elisha aside and finishes off dion.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=339620

Kmaxx said...

Love the new banner - no wonder my office wirewall blew up this morning! Shame I won't be able to follow it during the day - never mind - my BB isn't so discerning!

wv - I had to pleadm with my IT department to unlock 4HF - to no avail! (apparently it doesn't like excessive use of the word Fuck either!

moeman said...

Kmaxx knows, new banner is FHFun.

Gino Tomac said...

I'd like to personally welcome back the dirty fucking strippers that we all fell in love with so long ago.

I just realized that this site has been around long enough for this action to be classified as old school FHF.

"There's no school like the old school and I'm the fucking headmaster!"

lawyergirl77 said...

Meh, I kind of liked the less-obvious approach, but kickin' it old school is fine... For now. It just means I can no longer check FHF at work, which kind of sucks. When it was photoshopped strippers, it was easier to fool the censors. :(

Topic? I won't be able to watch tonight's game. Which means we'll win, if the patterns for the season continue!!

HabsFan29 said...

Thx LG for not watching!

OK let's drop the fucking puck already. this new FHF banner was good for 5, 10 minutes tops

Number31 said...

Seriously? Fucking Umberger.

HabsFan29 said...

BB's microphone is not working. DON'T FIX IT!!!!

moeman said...

BB needs an ass mic as its where he usually talks out of.

HabsFan29 said...

Plenty of good seats still available!

Crap, BB's mic is fixed

HabsFan29 said...

good thing spaCHes is in the lineup to get penalties

Dainer's Hubris said...

My favourite penalty....donner de la bande

HabsFan29 said...

another quality PP. sigh

iRiRi said...

3 for 39... Yikes.

HabsFan29 said...

crap

Steve said...

These strippers remind me why I stopped going to strip joints, yes they all look like that,

As for Columbus is it not a AHL team playing in the NHL for what reason I can not desired, and soon they will be in Quebec at Quebec Stephen Harper Stadium as a testament to the small government big hockey platform.

HabsFan29 said...

more de la bande for DH!

Moey said...

For fuck sake.

Steve said...

Strippers in Columbus, I been there done that, and they dont really take off their clothes and for the most part thats a good thing,

HabsFan29 said...

and more crap

can i watch US election results now?

moeman said...

Repubs 1 USA 0

HabsFan29 said...

"small government big hockey platform" is the most entertaining thing ive seen so far tonight Steve. well that and the new banner

Number31 said...

What the hell happened to our defensive zone coverage? They're in a total daze...

Also this team might never score again...

And again a stationary puck teed up nicely for a BJ.

iRiRi said...

Jennifer Hedger has had way too much Botox in the forehead.

moeman said...

Thats a lot of Botox.

Moey said...

On the bright side Komisarek causes a penalty shot, Sens score.

Number31 said...

What a crap start. Not only are they a complete no-show but no one can get the puck off the ice when shooting at the net (and when they do it's too high).

moeman said...

Speaking of the bright side, Moey, tan lines?

Moey said...

Yeah moe, I do but they'll probably be gone by the end of the week (:

Number31 said...

And to add to Price's woes tonight, he has to prevent Spacek from scoring on him too. WTF is going on with this game?

Moey said...

Let me get this straight, Markov returns and now they suck. Alrighty then.

iRiRi said...

Is Gio hurt?

HabsFan29 said...

this game has gone downhill since BB's mic was fixed

Number31 said...

Can't wait for Markov to come back. Wait, what?

iRiRi said...

Ummm... at least they got a decent chance?

HabsFan29 said...

yes! another PP! that'll help

Number31 said...

Put Price on the powerplay.

Number31 said...

I think the shotclock pities the Habs because I think I saw 2 shots that whole period, not 9.

Howard said...

They look like the CHeystone Cops on the PP!

HabsFan29 said...

i'd like to revoke the B+ i gave the Habs on CJAD. C+ at best now

Number31 said...

D.

Number31 said...

Also Cammy needs to burn those new sticks and bring back his old ones.

moeman said...

C+, ack, I'd prefer a Mountain Dew!

iRiRi said...

If the get shutout, they get one big F from me. We're 12 games in and this low scoring thing is getting old.

Bawling Rantsack said...

missed the first period, saw the second, wtf is going on? Canadiens have their own tv show now? So they are acting like hockey players? WTF Rhino (does he still play for us?) tells me his favorite place is Santorini Greece. These Habs are lame as fucken Rhino's fucken Santorini Greece. What happened? I think HF29 was far too satisfied with the 7-3-1 on CJAD hexed them. Jaro OS 7 has got to sit down! 2-3 game breather! How about Mexican too? Whats with the poppies anyway, have they always shown up so far before Remembrance Day? It's like the 12 days of Christmas now, with no presents at the end, just another blathering Don Cherry bluster. And, finally what's with the fucken Neanderthal BJ fans slamming the boards, can they just turn off the mics there at least, I keep thinking the construction workers have come back next door, but its just some vacant eyed drooling college football fan bored out of his tree.

HabsFan29 said...

CHicken's our best player now

HabsFan29 said...

wave the white flag

let's face it, my whole CJAD appearance was a jinx

moeman said...

The Habs need 5 degrees of separation from 29's CJAD appearance.

Number31 said...

F.

And a bagskate.

Haggard Oaf said...

twas so, I felt it as soon as I heard it, but you were coerced by the whole overly camaraderly affair. You got lulled in to issuing the jinx, the jinx which was inching within you since the beginning of the season. Be careful what you do with your newfound FHF celebrity/credibility, there are evil forces at work. Stay sour man stay sour!
Meanwhile team-which-must-punctuate-scoring-announcements-with-explosion-sounds: 3 Carey Price : 0

Bill 101 said...

trying to listen to this game - failing

at the risk of appearing unmanly, I vote with LG77. Tits are everywhere (even analog in the grocery checkout line) but the graphic wit we've become accustomed to here is NOT.

Please FHFexec, stay the course.

iRiRi said...

I want a refund.

Number31 said...

Sigh...

So what was it, 10 breakaways and 5 2-on-1s?

HabsFan29 said...

well at least it's over we can all get on with our lives now

moeman said...

meh

Number31 said...

G. For "garbage".

BJs 3 CP 0 Habs -10
Garon sends thanks for the easiest shutout of his life. Steve Mason cries in the corner.

Bulldogs won. Call them up.

Shmarmy Matzohface said...

it could be worse, we could be Oilers fans

HabsFan29 said...

"Shmarmy Matzohface" wins the internets

Moey said...

Well that sucked and blew.

Number31 said...

Dear Oilers, we'd like to borrow Eberle. Just for a year or so...

Thanks,
Habs.

Moebius Dick said...

Lets not forget there was one courageous visionary caller when 29 was on CJAD who gave the Habs a D. Now that's the spirit, stay disconsolate Habs fans, nonplussed, rancidly fey, Habs sucked BJs Hockey socks today.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Bill
Incredibly manly. Thx.

I'm renaming kid #4 Shmarmy matzohface

Anonymous said...

Hey those Kahoots strippers are hot for Ohio I guess but man I'm missing me some girls that drink diet with their rum and don't think as lard as a food group. But whatcha gonna do man? I like chicks who don't eat on a date no.1 I save money and no. deuce I not hittin' fat rolls thinking I hit home