Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Morning Skate for Tuesday, November 30

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of letting Facebook users name your baby...
We need a game, pronto.

32 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

is this thing on?

maybe i should just stop writing TMS altogether

Orangeman said...

Surely, you can't be serious.

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Hadulf said...

Oh it's on bitCHes! Right?

Fuck you, you fucking Leafs!

Orangeman said...

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Hadulf said...

Yeah, we got nothing here...trying to find something witty to say and it's just not in my nature!

Ok, please don't be mad at me, but I was asking myself a question...and I'd like your opinion on it.

Anyone else think that Pat Burn's urn was a little 'too much' ?

*don't shoot, don't shoot*

WV : If Tie Domi comes to my house, I will release my houseboa

HabsFan29 said...

@Haduff - OMG I just looked at the urn. horribly tacky imho. when I die, just shove my ashes in a Scotch bottle

Orangeman said...

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HabsFan29 said...

sorry o'man were you waiting for:

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Hadulf said...

@29 - Yep, I think he was!

Le Douze said...

looks like I picked the wrong day to stop taking meth...

iRiRi said...

What kind of a person steals jerseys from Line Burns' car yesterday?!

iRiRi said...

Google it. I'm too lazy to post the link.

bea.habs.fan said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that cup thing was beyond weird.

do you think there's anythign to the rumors re. who was not there at the funeral like Hickey says?

Le Douze said...

I never thought Pat Burns was the kind of guy who would be afraid to be called "tacky".

wv: maybe moeman can do "asongum" parody in honor of PB?

Hadulf said...

@bea.habs.fan (and 29) - I hear ya, I thought I was alone in thinking the urn is weird. Thanks for being with me on this one!

@iRiRi - lazy ass! Post the link, I don't want to Google it.

iRiRi said...

http://bit.ly/glqqpd

And that's all you're getting!

Chester said...

I liked the way Bee Burkie and The Betterman entered the church side by side ... just like the good old days. Sad fucktards.

Orangeman said...

29: BINGO!

/takes bingo sheet out from drawer.

Hadulf said...

Lot of 30 jerseys for sale.

Mint condition, each autographed by the respective player.

If you buy all 30 jerseys, you get nice leather wallet as a bonus!

Orangeman said...

Next,

Nice Beaver!

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HabsFan29 said...

Thanks! I just had it stuffed.

HabsFan29 said...

that joke loses something when answered by a dude

Orangeman said...

Thanks 29. I could go on, but I've got two more Naked Gun movies to watch. Or study, apply for jobs and call my mother.

Nah, the movies.

Hadulf said...

We should start a Chuck Norris thread, or has that been burnt out?

I just can't get enough of Chuck Norris! Maybe Chuck Norris stuffed 29's beaver? Who knows...

GoldenGirl11 said...

Love the whole let Facebook name your kid idea. Nothing like getting the kid addicted even before he's even in the birth canal. Hey maybe they can do some revolutionary surgery where they laparoscopically insert an iphone into the mother's belly and have the kid himself log on to vote!
Username: fetus
Password: placenta

GoldenGirl11 said...

*one too many 'even's in there.

soperman said...

Why waste time getting Facebookers to name your kid? Get the FHF commentariat to name him / her. We would come up with some Kickass names. For example, my WV would be a lovely name for a CHick-baby,
"Suraparé" - I added the accent myself - don't freak out, the WV hasn't reached the French language yet.

Steve said...

Facebook "Other names in the top 10 included Parsia, Eudaimonia and Fabricia." Far better to call the Kid Habs Fan 29 or even better a crazy name like Steve.

Are the Habs ever going to play again?

Flying Toaster said...

The WV has a language?!

Moey said...

I like the urn.

Number31 said...

I'm currently mesmerized by Brian Englbom's hair on TSN... It's glowing orange, and appears to be solid.

Orangeman said...

Tronna gives up tying goal with 9 seconds left and then loses in OT. At home, in front of their delusional, err, devoted, fans! I'll give 'em the point for that finish. Thank you MakeMe Laffs.