Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Winding our way down on Brière Street ~ Game Preview



Stuck in the middle with goons ~ tsn says hostilities are renewed at 7pm, rds has a picture of colin campbell and mcsplooge's buddy pronger but we know that Giroux and Brière will be mentioned all fucking night long on the FrenCH CHannel

TKO'd ~ Canadian citizen Vodkov is down, Picard in, latest PHI rat Carcillo is out

Down for the Count CHokula ~ Let's go Lars, jab, punCH, uppercut, lead with your CHin, break out that first goal

Hot peppers on that CHeese steak ~ PHI is 9-0-1 (12-4-2 for the season)

Still full of angry CHicken wings ~ Our Habs are 7-3-0 (11-5-1 for the season)

In this corner ~ Movembered TFS™ is a star and PleXXXe is well, PleXXXe!!!

In that corner ~ Иван Драго Bobrovsky

Should be a good fucking tilt.

Gonna Fly Now and buy me The Beatles Box Set on iTunes.

In the meanwhile, pop in that Gerry Rafferty 8-track or download the Foo Fighters cover and singalong.

~ ~ ~

Winding our way down on Brière Street
Stick in the head, grovel at Collie's feet
Well another crazy play, you smirk the game away
and forget about everything

This city's fandom makes you feel so bold
It's got so many nutjobs and it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
When you thought the PHucking PHlyers had everything

You used to think that it was so ea$y
You as a Hab still makes me feel queasy
But you're tryin', you're flying' low
Another Cupless year for you and we will be happy
Just one more year because your Gmen are still crappy
But you're cryin', you're cryin' now

Way down the ice there's no red light in TFS™'s place
He closes the door, he's got that kid look on his face
And he asks you "where have you been?"
You tell him you spent time in the sin bin
and you talk about creamy CHeese cupcakes

TFS™'s got this dream about being in CH Pants!
He's gave up the BOOze and the one night stands
And now he's settled down, Jaro's in some quiet St. Loo town
Habs fans finally forget about everything

But you know the Habs'll always keep movin'
You know the Habs' are never gonna stop groovin'
Cause they're rollin', they're a rollin' on

And when we wake up it's a new TMS morning
The blog is shining, it's a post meth morning
But you're going, you're going down

Go You Fucking Habs!

151 comments:

Steve said...

TFS gave up the booze and the one night stands, thats profound, well done sir.

GYFH especially Lego, your wife is watching and she hates herring and does not want to go back to Denmark.

HabsFan29 said...

Fuck I love that Foo cover!

Inspired work both moe and GG.

Man Big Bird beat the shit out of the Hammer. i love that vid

soperman said...

There is something to prove here tonight. Kick some Phucking Philadelphia ass.

GYFHG!!!!!

Hadulf said...

I hope we beat the shit out of those PHuckers...

How the fuck can we be guest posters on this awesome blog? Free meth for all FHFers? Let me know, cause I know people that know people...

Bill 101 said...

It's been pretty easy to be cool so far this season but.... ooooohhh I wanna "W" so badly against these tards, it hurts.

GYFHG!

ti-cul said...

will have to soundproof the tv room for all the cursin', yellin', swearin', bitchin' @ pronger tonight.

vw; subdoo-not tonight

moeman said...

Vodkov out until the playoffs.

HabsFan29 said...

moe you going by that Team 990 report? i don't trust those fuckers

Hadulf said...

@29

RDS seem to be taking it seriously...

moeman said...

29, yeah heard it on the iDrinkheavilyTeamRadio iPhone app.

Orangeman said...

Excellent post all around moe and GG.

I'd just like to point out that Minnie has a guy on their team named Clutterbuck. I would like him to become a Hab immediately. There's also one named Stoner now that I'm looking. Fantasitc.

Phuck I phucking hate those philthy phlyers soooooooo much. It's going to be a tough one, they've outscored their opponents by something like two dozen goals on their current winning streak. I have faith, though. Blind, numbing faith. And whiskey if it that faith fails me.

GYFHG!!

bea.habs.fan said...

remember last season hgow everyone was goign on about the 10 game winning streak of the Capitals and everyone predicted they would easily win their 11th to break all records when we played them.

Well I expect the exact same thing tonight BUT MUCH MORE SATISFYING!!!

Die you PHuckin PHlyers

(Wish my font coudl reflect my intensity better)

iRiRi said...

What bea.habs.fan said.

GYFHG!!!

Anonymous said...

shouldn't Flyers posts automatically receive 'a history of evil' tag?

GoldenGirl11 said...

If I don't get the song Baker Street out of my head I may need that meth for medicinal purposes.

iRiRi said...

Okay, I'll admit. The PHlyers scare me. And I'm not just talking about their looks.

Still, I believe in our Habs. They ALWAYS step it up against quality opponents.

Number31 said...

GYFH!!!!

@Orangeman, I love Cal Clutterbuck. Funny thing is my brother's NHL11 Habs team has him on it and he has no idea how.

HabsFan29 said...

ok less talk more rock already

bea.hba.fan said...

@31 an omen?

I want to see the players come on rather than PH and BB yammering away.

show us the Habs stupid RDS

Moey said...

@bea,

We're in the process of switching to Bell. I can't wait, TSN here I come. The less of RDS the better, just hearing it in the house makes my other half go mental.

GYFHG!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

max stop with the fucking penalties already

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moey
I thought that only 24 more games are goign to be on TSN via Bell.

you'll get to watch the Habs off-ice.
you'll be able to give us all the latest gossip about whether Habs players have oven mitts !!!!


WV this will ba a very intse game

Orangeman said...

Why do crappy Philly goalies always play wonderfully against the Habs? Could be some greaseball from the streets (ie last playoffs) and it's like Roy's in there.

Orangeman said...

Time for the 20th PP in the league!

HabsFan29 said...

w00t! 5 on 3 to waste

Moey said...

@bea,

24 games less on RDS, I'll take it. I'm already with Bell mobility, I think that app is available Nov. 27th, I'll keep you posted on the oven mitt situation.

Orangeman said...

EAT IT PRONGER, YOU MOUTH BREATHING CHEAP SHOT DIPSHIT!

iRiRi said...

NOW'S THEIR CHANCE!

bea.habs.fan said...

ahahahaha Pronger fucks up.
a 5-3
hopefully Cammy doesn't fuck it for us
again

HabsFan29 said...

Squid!!!!

bea.etc said...

SQUID

iRiRi said...

SQUID!!!

Orangeman said...

SQUID!

moeman said...

Winding a shot from Cammi's stick!

ti-cul said...

fucking pronger

Orangeman said...

Coke and Blow for everyone!

Orangeman said...

PP's mooooooovin on up
mooooooooovin on up
To a deeeeeluxe apartment in the sky-hi-hi!

Orangeman said...

I think I blended two songs there, perhaps making one up. But the point remains.

Orangeman said...

@31: Re:Clutterbuck. Do you like him as a player or just the name? I have no idea who he is, I just heard his name off-hand in highlights the other day and want him on the team. Is he, like, good or something?

iRiRi said...

Press 3, Laffs 0. Still in the 1st. Bwa ha ha.

HabsFan29 said...

Ca-rey! Ca-rey!

bea.habs.fan said...

great.
RDS guys basically cursing the Habs by goign on and on and on about overtaxing remaining players and therfore getting injured

iRiRi said...

Preds*

Blame auto-correct.

ti-cul said...

phucking pronger

moeman said...

iRiRi, autocorrect doesn't tap 'publish your comment'. Admit it, you had a double-down for dinner.

Orangeman said...

A Leaf fan friend of mine was going on before the game about how Tronna was going to trounce them. Not even in a "We're going to get out of this hole!" kind of way, just full on cockiness. What alternate universe do Leaf fans live in?

moeman said...

@0-man, Toronto.

HabsFan29 said...

Moen's 'stache is getting close to porntastic

HabsFan29 said...

quality period for all concerned

moeman said...

Nice 'A' on Squid's jersey. Great CHoice.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Last game at the glass, this game cleaning ink out of the corduroy sofa... with vodka. Blot one, swig two.

iRiRi said...

@moe - Ha! I wish. Didn't ya hear? The Double Down is no more. It's died and gone to the same place they hide the McRib.

Jaybird said...

The more I watch that Markov injury the more I see Staal pre-marking his knee pre-collision. Game was out of reach Canes were throwing cheap shots everywhere and now our best defensemans career is probably over. How many time can you regraft a bone to a knee? Im hearing 9-12 months at best.

Not the first time those Canes have done long term damage to the Habs either in an out of reach game. See Justin Williams intentionally taking an eye out of Saku Koivu to win the Stanley Cup four years ago. I hate Eric Staal and his asshole fuckey rosey cheeks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g08jrGR-k1o

moeman said...

Slippery fingers vs. Sticky fingers!

@GG, we use to use vodka (at all-inclusive beach vacays) to lighten our hair. It worked but one smells like a drunk. Did I mention it worked?

Howard said...

@HF29 That was Moen? I thought it was John C. Holmes although Moen couldn't score at the Bunny Ranch!
wv I think the PHlyers are coming undin.

ti-cul said...

phucking pronger

iRiRi said...

Go PK!!!

bea.habs.fan said...

yeah another pp

could we improve on our stats.
please, pretty please

iRiRi said...

Careful with the merchandise, PK!

bea.habs.fan said...

@moeman
isn't vodka in your hair to lighten it a waste of vodka?

moeman said...

@bea, the all-inclusive included all booze starting at 11am. The dolphins really loved us.

Orangeman said...

More Philthy play by the Phlyers. Dirty Phucks.

bea.habs.fan said...

yeah?
another pp?

bea.habs.fan\ said...

@moeman
wow
I know quite a few ex-colleagues that would love that. (and if I'm honest, a few friends)
does anyone offer that anymore?

HabsFan29 said...

well good to see the old PP back

moeman said...

Don't know bea. It was a timeshare in Acapulco.

bea.habs.fan said...

Price is stellar

iRiRi said...

Thank Jesus 4 Price

moeman said...

WOW, PleXXXe!

HabsFan29 said...

terrible goal. I'll take it!!! PleXXXe!

iRiRi said...

PleXXXe!

Orangeman said...

Big Kill, even bigger GOOOOOOOAAALL!

bea.habs.fan said...

woot woot

ti-cul said...

phucking pronger

Orangeman said...

@bea: My boss just got back from an all-inclusive dealie and mentioned free booze (not sure about time of day) and I know several lushes...I mean friends...who have taken advantage as well. They are alive and well.

Orangeman said...

The free booze all-inclusives I mean. My friends? Alive, but not well.

HabsFan29 said...

i did all-inclusive with booze in Cuba. my head still has painful flashbacks

HabsFan29 said...

every time one of our D goes near the boards i get nervous

bea.habs.fan said...

@29 nervous from painful flashes or withdrawal form all inclusives?

I'd be afraid to go to one of those and discover the beachbum who does not wash ever in me

iRiRi said...

You know what I never get tired of hearing? "OHH BEL ARRET DE PRICE".

Ever.

Jaybird said...

Home Leaf Advantage(As usual):

What a joke.

Nashville holding - 2 min 3:32, F. Bouillon
Nashville slashing - 2 min 5:17, R. Suter
Nashville puck over glass - 2 min 5:36, K. Klein
Nashville hooking - 2 min 7:09, R. Suter
Nashville interference with goaltender - 2 min 13:12, P. Hornqvist
Nashville hooking - 2 min 16:28, J. Ward

6:22, Kris Versteeg 3 (power play) (Phil Kessel, Nazem Kadri)
Toronto 7:21, Kris Versteeg 4 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Tomas Kaberle)
Toronto 14:21, Mikhail Grabovski 4 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Tomas Kaberle)
Toronto 16:44, Nikolai Kulemin 5 (power play) (Clarke MacArthur, Mikhail Grabovski)

Orangeman said...

Can I take this opportunity to tell irregular French verbs to go fuck themselves? The rules don't mean a thing if they don't apply to the verbs you use 85% of the time! I can take the high taxes, the rude service, the weather and the lack of jobs. But I will not stand for avoir=irai. J'irai shove it up your ass is what j'irai.

Moey said...

@bea,

I've got one coming up in Feb, in Mexico and it's a wedding to boot. I'm getting head spins and dry heaves just thinking about it.

HabsFan29 said...

@Moey - mine was a wedding too. be afraid. be very afraid

moeman said...

@0-man;

http://www.leconjugueur.com/

Orangeman said...

I haven't done the all-inclusive, but I have travelled extensive through south-east Asia. The booze is so cheap they practically pay you to drink it. One night in Manila I got some Filipino Rum at the 7/11 for a dollar or something and thought I came upon a cat hunting a mouse. On closer inspection I found it to be a rat hunting a cockroach. The man with the machine gun ordered me to move along.

moeman said...

Jaybird forgot to mention the refs have found no fault in the leaf, yet. Sure.

Number31 said...

@Orangeman
I like both his name and his game. He's a bit of an idiot sometimes, but I guess he's a powerforward. I see a bit of him in Pacioretty actually. (Just a bit, but Patches probably shouldn't fight). Anyway, his latest highlight was taking out two guys with one hit and then tiping in a goal all in one play. It was awesome.

WOO GYFH!

ezzeloharr said...

@ O-man:

Isn't irai the past something-or-other of the verb Aller, not Avoir? Not that I want to seem like a grammar Nazi...

Orangeman said...

Thanks moe. Actually, I know all this stuff and if I sit down and have a few minutes I can do it, but in the real world I just get flustered. I get so hung up on the exceptions that I end up screwing everything up.

iRiRi said...

As someone who went to French elementary AND high school (even though we spoke English at home, don't ask), I'm proud to say I forgot all of those rules the minute I graduated.

Moey said...

@29, I've done them before, but never a wedding. That local moonshine they call liquor is a killer but tastes awesome in the hot sun with ice, salt & lime. By the end of the week if someone had tossed a match my way I'd still be ablaze. Oy.

Orangeman said...

Yes, it's aller, not avoir. Irai is the future of aller. See, I got confused again. J'aurai is the future avoir. Sorry, I'm pretty good with past and present and I'm reviewing future tonight so I can move the conversation along with the cashier at Provigo tomorrow.

Orangeman said...

More philthy play from the phlyers.

HabsFan29 said...

forearm to the head is not a penalty apparently

Orangeman said...

Jesus, the hit was bad but then he bangs his head on the ice on the way down. Ouch.

Phucking philthy phlyers.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Mulder?? Why didn't they call RDS out onto the ice??

HabsFan29 said...

max needs more lessons

Orangeman said...

Wow, you guys weren't kidding. 6 penalties to the Preds to none for the Laffs. Guess the refs got the memo from head office in , uh, Toronto.

And another unbelievable dirty hit right at centre ice with the ref looking right at it. Thought they were cracking down on head shots? haha, just kidding. You go play phlyers, you silly gooses.

iRiRi said...

Take a seat, Lappy.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Now let's watch Yappiere do his thing.

Orangeman said...

Well, at least he stood up to the thugs.

Orangeman said...

This game is a real throw back to the 70s with the flying Habs and the thuggish Phlyers. We just need Bobby Clarke to run onto the ice and hack at Gionta's ankle and then go after Plexxx with the blade of his skate.

iRiRi said...

GIO!!!

HabsFan29 said...

nice bounce!

Orangeman said...

Mooooooovin on up
mooooooooovin on up
to the Eastside (standings)!

They have to have cracked the teens for the PP now, right?

moeman said...

0-man, click on the 'good fucking tilt' link in the game preview.

ti-cul said...

phucking pronger

bea,habs,fan said...

wow
WE ARE ON FIRE

Moey said...

I'd like us to score a couple more but in typical Flyer fashion when the game is out of reach the real goonery begins. We don't need any more casualties.

Orangeman said...

@moe: nice. I don't condone fighting, but...niiiice.

Orangeman said...

Aaaaaaaaaand here comes the goonery.

HabsFan29 said...

you tell 'em PFK

Orangeman said...

Don't forget, these kids play each other again in a week. The philthy phlyers know this. They also know MTL and WSH are their competition in the East. Those elbows and cheapshots aren't accidental.

HabsFan29 said...

stupid penalties will cost us eventually

bea.habs.fan said...

and now the parade to the box

iRiRi said...

THEY'RE gooning it up and WE'RE getting called. Seems about right.

PHUCKERS.

HabsFan29 said...

it's getting ugly

iRiRi said...

How long was Subban gonna have to drag that PHlyer on his back?!

Orangeman said...

What fucking goons. They're going right after PFK, too. What fucking goonery. They don't care about penalties now, they know they can't match MTL. They just want to injure and goon. Fucking assholes.

Orangeman said...

How the hell does PFK get a penalty out of that? Unbelievable evening up by the refs. This is why goonery is still alive and well in the NHL.

Flying Toaster said...

What's's that about a fight? PFK got into a fight? (Sorry, at work so I'm reading these comments to follow up on the game)

bea.habs.fan said...

and this is why habs fans all over HATE the fraking Flyers
those guys needs their ride to the airport to be firebombed with them in it

HabsFan29 said...

@FT - no fight. he has been in the middle of things, but no glove dropping. the only guy who really dropped gloves tonight was mad max. yet he managed not to throw a punch

HabsFan29 said...

how much gooning can one team goon?

Orangeman said...

Just wait for the end of game. Hopefully Chocula will keep the valuable players (ie PFK) off the ice for the last minute. Not worth it.

bea,habs,fan said...

notice how this game is now taking forever because of the assholery?
I'm all fo rmore hockey but his is ridiculous

Orangeman said...

If a team goons and no ref is there to call it, does it goon at all?

bea,habs,fan said...

YEAH
another W
anothe shut-out

HabsFan29 said...

that was a very phucking satisfying W

iRiRi said...

Ooh, sweet satisfying victory!!

AND a bonus shutout!

P.S. Fuck off, Philly.

ti-cul said...

phuck you you big phunkin pronger phuck

Flying Toaster said...

You mean "how. Much goon would a goony goon goon if a goony goon could goon goons?

Orangeman said...

Price is really making me forget about that other guy.

Never have I felt such confidence and pride in this team. Pride is probably a bit much seeing as I haven't done anything, I just mean they are doing the franchise proud.

My point is, I have never had this feeling that we could beat anyone and deserved the wins as much as these past couple of weeks.

iRiRi said...

TRIPLE LOW FIVES, EVERYONE!

ti-cul said...

and phuck pronger

moeman said...

Stuck in the middle with goons.

Nice win Habs. Keep er' rollin'.

Number31 said...

ばんざい!!!

iRiRi said...

Apparently, they had to go pry the puck from Pronger's hands to give it to Price. I wish I was kidding. Such. A. Dick.

ti-cul said...

ya phuck pronger

Flying Toaster said...

Let's play spot the reference! :

- Are you goon enough?
- Can you goon it, sucka?
- The Goondock Saints
- The Goon, the Hab and the Leafy

Orangeman said...

Don't forget, this Philly team scored 18 goals in their last 3 games coming into tonight, too. Phuck 'em.

ti-cul said...

on l'antiCH, bergie loves pronger. phuck him, phuck pronger

bea.h said...

lets savour this and not think about the phuking goonery of next week when they meet again.
I fear that it's goign to get dirty and low and it wont be for iriri -fives

Orangeman said...

Hey ti-cul, whaddaya think about this Pronger guy?

ti-cul said...

phuck him

Bill 101 said...

point 1: yay Habs! yay Carey! yay etc. so cool.

point 2: FHFers impress on so many levels. After following the 3rd period on the daughter's iThingy while making dinner, I am also impressed with your eyesight and finger agility. Bring on the iPad & bifocals!

ti-cul said...

@ ibillthingy101

phuck pronger

ezzeloharr said...

@31: 31さん は 日本ご を はなしますか。

Man. Did Pronger really make off with that puck? What an ass. Also, anyone think any of the elbows deserve suspe... owait, C. Campbell is still in charge, right?

ti-cul said...

and my friends, this is why phlyers sucks (and phuck pronger by the way);

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck
_daddy/post/Flyers-fans-declare-Justin-Bieber-owns-Jersey-Fo?urn=nhl-286363

Number31 said...

@ezzeloharr
Yup, a bit. Also used to translate anime like a young pirate. YARR! My kanji sucks though. If I dug out my schoolbooks I could probably re-learn what I knew pretty quickly.

Gionta had to get the puck from Pronger, which Price threw into the crowd anyway. Also, CRY MOAR RICHARDS! Funny how the rookie he's bitching about has class x100 compared to that whiny prick. Actually checking the Habs post-game interviews are nothing but class, politely tipping their hats to those goons. Richards and Hartnell? Ouiiiiiiiiiin!