Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Morning Skate for Tuesday, November 23

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a Canadian winning the NL MVP...
  • We're still trying to process our thoughts about last night's 3-2 loss to the Phlyers. On the one hand, you can't win them all. On the other hand, we deserved to lose; we played one good period. On the other hand, we hate the Flyers and that fucking hurt. On the fourth hand, you can't expect to win when basically three or four guys show up. We'll try and sort out our thoughts and give you more later today;
  • And the Leafs won? Fuck me;
  • And the Sens beat the Kings meaning the Kings will be pissed when they play us Wednesday? Double fuck me. Kovy got his 1000th career point btw, only the 3rd Russian to do so;
  • At least the Bs lost, 3-1 to the Bolts;
  • Devils 5, Caps 0. Huh? What year is this? It's 2002 apparently;
  • Stephen Harper and the Federal government hates Quebec, won't build free arenas;
  • Ex-Hab Valerie Bure won Battle of the Blades. Did someone say Candace Cameron Bure? Did you know she's like some religious zealot now? Are we off topic yet?
OK, deep breath.


GoldenGirl11 said...

Funny but I never picture religious zealots in tank tops and jeans. She SHOULD be a zealot. God has been good to her. It should be a religious zealot/fabulous skin blog. Good for Candace.

Steve said...

It never to early to PANIC! The problem is to many Americans on the team, look what happened when we had 3 Belurussians, same problem. Goat must add one Korean and subtract one American.

moeman said...

But, but, eklund says TFS™ isn't happy in Montréal. OMG! Say it ain't so, e7.

the Maritimer said...

Interesting reading all the comments fom last night's game. Listen, it's tough to win in Philthy anytime. Sure it would have been nice to win that game, but it is as someone said only one game.

Someone also said the Habs need a large power forward in order to compete with Philly as well as Boston and Pitt. Most fans would automatically think 50 goal scorer which would be next to impossible to acquire nowadays. I'm thinking more along the lines of Dustin Byfuglien, a big ass player who has no fear of big phuckface Pronger and would go to the crease which the current players just physically cannot do. Also, they need a large body defenceman to keep the likes of Hartnell and Carter (and Lucic) away from Price's kitchen.

I'll let Gauthier and his staff work out the details of how to accomplish this.

Steve said...

@maritimer, there is this guy playing 20 mins a nite in Colorado might be good for the protect Price purpose you describe, his nickname is Rhino.

the Maritimer said...

@Steve, unfortunately Rhino did not meet Chocula's requirements for playing defence in the NHL. Something about scoring in your own net perhaps?

Steve said...

@Maritmer Speaking of standards, I was listening to TO radio praising Komiisuck, expect for the perfect pass to Squid.

Seriously there is no doubt the team is better than last year, if Vodkov comes back and one of the Bulldogs does the same thing as PFK did last year, a parade is not just a fantasy.

iRiRi said...

Ooh, Full House flashbacks!