Tuesday, October 30, 2007

"Ladies and gentlemen, on stage for your dancing pleasure, the Atlanta Thrashers" - Game Preview and Open Thread

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, Bell Centre, Montréal, QC. On TV: RDS and RDS-HD in French, TSN and TSN-HD in English. Montreal English radio CJAD, Montreal French radio CKAC. Habs took the season series last year 3-1. Habs riding a 4-game winning streak (really!), Thrashers 3-8 overall. Classic trap game.

Pay your cover charge to - Talking Thrash. Clever name. If only they had the team to, you know, use it.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - The Franchise Saviour (TM), fresh off his dominating shootout performance Saturday night, gets his first start in the Phone Booth. Pleks is playing well. The Hamr is becoming a Roman God to me. Habs' PP is over 30%, leading the league. 30%!!! Mother fucker.

Hot sexy Thrashers to watch - Ilya Kovalchuk has 6 points in the last 3 games. Slava Kozlov, apparently alive and with the Thrash, is solid. The rest of the team, not so much.

Skanky Habs to watch - The Breezer pulls on the CH for the 800th time tonight. He had this to say about it: “The train just keeps on chugging. It’s a great milestone. I hope I can reach 900 and then 1,000.” Not on my watch, buddy.

Skanky Thrashers to watch - all of them 'cept Ilya. Notably both Bobby Holik and Marian Hossa have 0 points in their last 4 games. Of course they will break out against the Habs.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - since we already covered Super Contact, let's turn to its more famous big brother, Montreal institution Super Sexe. This is one of those places that you can take your girlfriend or client. A huge place that's relatively clean and classy, with very good looking women. Of course the downside is no contact. But I have seen some fun private erotic lesbian shows. Full confession - a gang of lawyers I am part of (as are two other HF's) go there every year to celebrate Christmas. It's a tradition. You know, like caroling. As is the fine free hot buffet. And they actually show Habs games on their TV's. It's like a sports bar! All in all, a mixed blessing.

Watching the game? At the game? Listening? Imagining the game in your head? Let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments.

13 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

hey kids! I am off to what I like to refer to as the "Jewish conspiracy". Hope to be home for the 3rd period. 33, text me updates will you?

Go Habs Go, Motherfuckers!

Topham said...

Hey boys,

You hear about your fellow lawyer in QC:

http://lionsinwinter.blogspot.com/2007/10/sans-dix-pourcent.html

Apparently game intros were in French tonight - man of the moment Mathieu Dandenault...

Matt said...

I hate when the Habs come out and play like this. Eerily similar to last year.
Hopefully they can pull one out like year and steal the game.

HabsFan29 said...

alright just got in. FUCK Josh Gorges. That giveaway was pathetic

Where's the offence???

HabsFan29 said...

btw Matt you're SO right its like last year. holding on while goalie keeps em in it...

fezworth said...

Y'gotta admit; Them Canaydiens can shore pass pretty... especially on a 2-man advantage. I wonder if they can pass it into the net?

HabsFan29 said...

YES

Pulling this out of our ass...

HabsFan29 said...

Ca-rey! Ca-rey!

please lets end this before 8 rounds of SO. think of an old Habs fan's heart

fezworth said...

Man.. that last save on Hossa had my heart in my throat. Price really does look bored when he makes those saves. I don't think I've seen anything like it.

Stever said...
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HabsFan29 said...

the one thing you dont want to hear in OT - "Kovalchuk on Brisebois"...

SO. god my blood pressure

HabsFan29 said...

meh. still a point for Price

what a release on Kovalchuk's shot. that was scary

msevigny said...

What's Kovalev doing out there instead of Markov? Kovalev doesn't even hit the net half the time. Argh.