Here's your quick 'n dirty stripperriffic guide to the hot Habs action tonight.
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, RBC Center, Raleigh, NC. On TV: RDS and (allegedly) RDS-HD. Montreal English radio CJAD, Montreal French radio CKAC, Canes radio WCMC 99.9 FM The Fan. Last season Canes were 3-1 vs. Habs, and were 4-0 the season before AND beat us 4-2 in the playoffs. Ick.
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Sexy Habs to keep an eye on - The Chirsto-Wall. We're going to live and die by him, at least until Price takes over. You'll also want to see how The Contact Dance Line (Kovy Grabs Tits) does in their regular season premiere. Can we get regular scoring from a second line?
Sexy Canes to keep an eye on - Erik Cole. An established Habs-Killer. And how will Eric Staal rebound from his off-season bachelor party shennanigans with his brother?
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - from the RBC Center in Raleigh, head over to Durham and go to Teasers. Any place that has a chunky skank on the front of their website and an "entrance hidden in West Ramseur St. parking lot" has to be good. And it's a tribute to Montreal's own Teazers, which tragically remains boarded up. That place was gold Jerry, gold.
Watching the game? At the game? Listening? Imagining the game in your head? Let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments.