- Minnesota Wild finally lose in regulation, 5-3 at the hands of the Flames. Thank god someone finally shut up those insufferable Minny fans;
- Vancouver loses 3-2 to the Wings. Wings outshoot the Nucks 39-15. Luongo must have had some nasty Panthers flashbacks;
- NHLPA introduces Paul Kelly, the new boss, same as the old boss. Guess what? He's a lawyer! That's a recipe for disaster.
Big thanks to Senators Lost Cojones for a great job on his winning wager post from yesterday. Scroll down to check it out. Now let's get back to pointing out ourselves how much we suck.