Chris Chelios is old. There is a fascinating fact that came out of the Wings-Oilers tilt last night. There were five Oilers on the ice who had not yet been born when Chelly first laced up the skates for the Habs. Chelly scored in what was his 1550th game. Yeesh. 1550. I don't think I've done anything 1550 times, even trips to strip clubs. And I go to strip clubs a lot.