Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Little Tits Prefers Gangsters in Other Cities

So what's worse, potentially losing an instrumental player in Montreal's organized crime activity or losing one of the better nicknames on this blog?

Cause the great thing is that Little Tits has asked that his lazy, prima donna, ribeiro-fan-club loving ass be shipped out of town. Here's to hoping they serve good breast milk wherever he ends up.

23 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

he's gonna be a 40 goal scorer somewhere and haunt us for years to come

Chamby said...

Can't believe it. Dude has a chance to play for the most storied franchise in the NHL, with his own brother, ON THE SAME LINE, and he can't bring himself to work for it. So disappointing.

Moey said...

@Chamby,

Exactly, so fuck him.

Scott in Montreal said...

His agent asked for the trade (per Dave Stubbs' tweet earlier today).

His agent is Dan Meehan, who has a penchant for representing players who come off as brats.

KML said...

Apparently, discussions on judicial bias bring out the angry KML.

I woud hate to lose tits and his nickname, but I'd rather let the little bitch play in Russia.

Fuck trading him somewhere that would hurt us. His value right now isn't all that high, so why bother getting a mid-range draft pick or someone else's baggage in exchange?

Last, if this means his brother punks out too, fuck both of them.

saskhab said...

Andrei Kostitsyn, drafted 10th overall, 2003: 180 career AHL games

Sergei Kostitsyn, drafted 200th overall, 2005: 38 career AHL games

Big brother needs to talk to little brother about paying your dues.

Habsfan10 said...

Trade him to the fucking Leafs. That'll teach him.

Jaredoflondon said...

Bahahahha
that is all

HabsFan29 said...

where'd that Photoshop come from all of a sudden? jebus that kills

HabsFan4 said...

We apologize for the lag.

No lag between the vag.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@4
I have no idea what that means but is that MY vag you are referring to? Lag due to WTF, DO YOU THINK YOU IT JUST APPEARS ON THE COMPUTER BY OSMOSIS?

bea.habs.fan said...

@GG11 your skills leave me speechless. you are the devinci of this blog.

looks like Lil'tits took lessons from his old pal Graboski.
better off without that kind of attitude if the Gayney's alchemy has any chance to turn lead into Stanley.

Rob said...

My only regret is that with that little douchebag out of Mtl, and GBL in Phoneix, the Titty-Titty-Gang-Bang line is dead forever. Best. Name. Ever.

As for Serge, fuck him.

Boob Gainey said...

Maybe the organization needs to learn how to handle talented but immature players a bit better.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@4, 10, 29 and 33
Davinci, fellas. Davinci. I. Need. A raise.

HabsFan29 said...

@GG - I hereby QUADRUPLE your current salary. Congrats!

Habsfan10 said...

Actually, you were compared to dEvinci. You know, Luigi Devinci? Did the Sistine Chapel's plumbing?

No raise.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Now I make more than Dr GG-ynecologist so thank you!

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

as an aside: is there any whiny little bitch don meehan doesn't represent?

Shutdown said...

@Habsfan4
I love you, man.

Number31 said...

Disappointed.
How does he go from saying "I will work for my chance to make the big pay" to requesting a trade? Was there something in the water in the London Knights back then? Kane beats up a cabbie for 20 cents (but is an awesome hockey player, offensively), Schremp is waived and is now an Islander, Gagner is bumped down to the 4th line as he continues to struggle (but he understands what he needs to do). Bah.

kevincrumbs said...

@Boob: I agree that some of the blame needs to lie with the franchise. It's not like this is the first time this has happened.

That being said, fuck Kostitsyn. Can't we get one of those gangster guys he used to hang out with to either talk some sense into him or tell him to fuck off to the KHL?

Matthew said...

grabovski would look good right about now wouldnt he? FUCK the kostitsyns