Do not, under any circumstances, do a Google Image Search for "hot babe and horse" at work. TMS is as perverted as the next guy, but we still need eye bleach.
So Pat Hickey reports that the Habs will not be spending the last couple of days of training camp at Mont Tremblant as has now become tradition. Instead, they will be spending it at Teen Ranch, north of Toronto, in anticipation of the opener at the ACC. According to the website, Teen Ranch is described as:
Canada's Finest Hockey and Equestrian Camp since 1968.
Not just for teens
Teen Ranch is a year-round Christian Sports Camp, retreat and outdoor education center.
The half Jew Squid has an issue with that last one.
Other stuff for the morning
Ice Edge Holdings, the group that would have put games in Saskatoon, has pulled out (heh) of the Coyotes sweepstakes. That leaves the NHL vs. Jimmy Balls. Two quality potential owners. Also, Jonathan Roy will have to stand trial for his little scrap on the ice. Jacques Martin had a big press conference yesterday. He didn't say anything interesting. Get used to that.