Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Morning Skate for Tuesday, September 29th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of stupid fucking Jake Delhomme throwing stupid fucking interceptions and robbing you of a victory in your weekly football pool. Uh, not that that happened to TMS or anything...
  • So maybe one of the reasons Little Tits was sent down was that he missed the bus to Quebec City last week. Oy. Did he not learn anything about missing team transport from Grabs?
  • Stories of love and bonding from Teen Ranch;
  • In case you missed it in the comments yesterday, here's the lowdown on the lines and D pairings. Max Pack on the 1st line. TMS likes Max Pack, but that's a joke, right?
  • Theo Fleury says goodbye. Small guy, big heart, bigger liver, yada yada;
  • Panthers lose to Finland's sixth-best team. Write your own joke.
OK so we've got more Bertrand for you coming later today. To get you fired up for the opener which is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, we thought we'd spice up TMS for the rest of the week with what makes all opening games special - random videos of chicks and booze. Enjoy.

Lap dance to Stevey


Boob Gainey said...

I bet Carey was really excited when he first heard they were going to Teen Ranch.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Jacques just might be what the dysfunctional 100th anniversary Habs need. I like tough love... well as much as a Jewish mother can like tough love. I'm inspired. Tonight I will NOT do their homework!

IK said...

my god.. can that girl ride!

Bloodbath & Beyond said...

"The Canadiens are coming together – on and off the ice."

Did I just read that right?

[a href="
http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Bonding+time+look+Canadiens/2044362/story.html"]Possibly the worst opening line of an article ever[/a]

Moey said...


Whatever it takes, I'm all for it.

L Dude said...

@Blood/Moey: Perhaps "Come Together" should be the Habs' new theme song. With lines like:

"He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller"


"He bag production he got walrus gumboot"


"He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter"

I don't even think we need moeman to do a parody. Wouldn't hurt though.

idea for opening line - "Here come old fat Jacques he come grooving up slowly"

Moey said...

@L Dude,

Great idea, McGuire could sing the chorus,

Come together, right now...over me.

Geoff said...


McGuire couldn't sing the chorus for the Habs - he's already booked by the Leafs and he's stroked...er...stoked about it.

dwgs said...

Hey, another recommendation for FHF,
I hope you won't forget all us little people when you guys make it to the show.

lawyergirl77 said...

@dwgs - ooh, my two favourite hockey blogs collide!! (with apologies to SLC if he's reading this)

I still vote for the Council option. If only because it would be fun to stack it with non-francophones and watch Bert and Reggie's heads explode. heh.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

why couldn't he just throw one into the endzone? There was a minute and a half left, they were down by 14, why couldn't he at least make it seem like he cared and FUCKING CHUCKED ONE IN THE VICINITY OF THE ENDZONE? THEY WOULD HAVE COVERED...they would have covered...

Not that the same thing happened to me or anything...

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