Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Morning Skate for Wedn--- HOLY FUCK THERE'S HOCKEY TOMORROW

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of Rogers dickheads screwing you over at a Jays game...
  • Habs make their final cuts before the season. No surprises really - Maxwell, Pyatt, Weber, Carle, and the Sandman. That leaves the requisite 23 players, with Chips going to Toronto for the opener, but injured;
  • Will JM name a captain today? La Presse's François Gagnon says yes and it will be Gionta. TSN files a totally uselessly piece on the subject;
  • Our old friend Gang Bang Lang has found a home in Phoenix. Well, as much as Phoneix can be considered a home until everyone there moves;
  • The ZSC Lions beat the Chicago Blackhawks to win the Victoria Cup in Zurich. We don't understand that sentence either.
So the now legendary (in our minds at least) Bertrand Raymond series comes to an end today. So sad. To cheer you up, here's our next TMS opening week hot chicks 'n booze video. It's actually the subject of the last Pure Laine preview, BGL, along with some babes shaking their babe parts and playing street hockey all while pimping some new energy drink booze beverage. Mmm, drunken street hockey. Some of you may have already seen this following a Habs I/O link, but those MSM pussies wouldn't embed it, so we'll do the dirty work. You're welcome.



Lap dance to reader Mark for the nightmare link

13 comments:

Boob Gainey said...

From that TSN article:

"Maurice Richard, Jean Beliveau and Bob Gainey."

"George Armstrong, Dave Keon and Darryl Sittler."

"These are just some of the names that have been honoured to be captain of two of the most storied franchises in the NHL."

These Toronto people are deluded aren't they?

Number31 said...

Those Lions played an awesome game. And their goalie's name sounded like "Zoolander". Made me laugh every time they said his name. I really wish we had that big rink sometimes...

Michael said...

We MSM pussies will start embedding hot-chick videos right after you valiant knights show up to plead at the Court of Appeal wearing Habs jerseys, Groucho glasses, no pants and banana hammocks under your gowns.

lawyergirl77 said...

Mike - we do that all the time. It's what the robes are for. You should hear what the judges wear under their robes - not a pretty sight.

Looks like you're going to have to post jiggle videos over at I/O!!

Michael said...

@LG: Was I talking to you? And where might I hear what judges wear?

Anonymous said...

There's a bug in your script. The season doesn't start today

Boob Gainey said...

Holy Fuck!

Noted bigot Rejean Tremblay plays the race card!

HabsFan29 said...

@anon- you on the other side of the world or something? my clock is perfect. but i think it uses your local time, so if you're 12 hours ahead or something that may be the problem

L Dude said...

I feel a bit dirty, but I have to admit to tuning into the TSN Fantasy Draft last night. I didn't watch it tape to tape, but tuned in frequently out of curiousity.

So, with his last (or maybe 2nd last) pick, Dave Hodge picks Andre Markov, assist leader for defensemen last year - the man who will feed the new Habs, who will score goals (I'm paraphrasing what DH said). Fucktard Maguire chimes in with "Good luck with that! Markov will be busy picking the glass out of his teeth from the constant barrage of hits, with no Komisarek on the backend to take care of him!"
I used to defend Maguire. What the fuck was I thinking (or drinking)?

Habsfan10 said...

Now Boob, I hate the Leafs as much as almost anyone, but Armstrong, Keon and Sittler are all pretty damned accomplished players. Keon and Armstrong lead the Leafs to four Cups in the sixties. Maybe not Richard and Beliveau level, but damn talented.

Chamby said...

Maguire actually said that?

What a clown.

lawyergirl77 said...

Shocking.

FlatChest (a.k.a. the hockey player formerly known as Little Tits) has refused to show up for duty in Hamilton. Demanding a trade.

CivilizedWorm said...

SK74 and Grabovski have gone from sworn enemies to lovers.

What a pair of fruitcakes.