Friday, November 05, 2010

The Game Day Skate for Sexy Friday, November 5th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of getting a lap dance in the stands at a Cowboys game...
  • Jason Spezza had four points in the Sens' 4-1 win over the Isles, getting the Sens back to .500 for the first time this year. Though as was pointed out in the comments yesterday, .500 isn't much of an accomplishment anymore;
  • Jaro and The Blues are for real, people. 2-0 over the Sharks. Joe Thornton was ejected for being 6'4" so his shoulder is at his opponent's head;
  • The Flyers are on a roll too, winning their 5th straight, 4-1 over the Rangers and surging to first place in the Eastern Conference;
  • The Flyers are in first because the Bolts lost 1-0 to the Kings in a battle of Conference leaders. "Bolts and Kings, Conference leaders." God bless parity;
  • Mathieu Garon followed up his shutout of the Habs with a shutout of the Thrashers. We're not sure if that makes us feel better or worse. Oh, and the Thrashers set a franchise low for attendance, just over 8000;
  • Count Chokula really shook things up in practice yesterday. We'll get back to that in the preview no doubt.
There's nothing sexier than Buffalo on a Friday night. Our sincerest apologies if the Sexy Friday header is responsible for blocking FHF at your place of business or offending your sensibilities. We really do feel bad about that. But hey, Sexy Friday plays by its own rules. We can't control it any more.

10 comments:

the Maritimer said...

Wow.

With all this T&A showing up everywhere, I'm starting to feel guilty about mentioning the lack of strippers in the previews lately.

So, thanks I guess. Hope there's no hard feelings from GG11.

Steve said...

Fearless prediction 4 - 0 Montreal. Goal and assist Lego, same for squid. Goal PFK, Goal Mex. Lindy Ruff fired after the game.

Keg said...

Giant Mexican Tits for tonight's game?

Surely something stripperrific can come of this with GG11?

Young HF29 said...

@Keg - it's been done

Steve said...

Chocula VS Patrick Roy, you are correct there is no contest. Mr Molson fire this offence Vampire.

Look at the failures with untested coaches, take comfort that with all those failures you have a better chance this time. Montreal has a stable of young studs, Roy is the perfect pimp of perfection.

moeman said...

Allez-y les Tits!

Anonymous said...

Where are the tits? I demand to see tits, massive tits. You guys are fucking up so bad. Show me big giant tits. JHK

moeman said...

Our boys are facing Habs killer Lalime.

PleXXXe may be XXX'd out for the game.

Cue the ...

the Maritimer said...

Red Alert!!! Habs facing Quebecois goalie!

Be prepared for a shutout.

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