- We hope you like more than 60 minutes of hockey;
- Caps need a shootout win over the Bolts to keep first place in their division;
- Stars need an OT win over the Kings to win their 5th in 6 games and jump about 4 spots in the West clusterfuck;
- Blues need a shutout win over the BJs to, uh, keep their hold on 13th?
- TFS was the NHL's third star of the week;
- The lawsuit in Glendale we reported yesterday has been put on hold. We don't know what this means. What are we, lawyers?
- There's a whole kerfuffle about Bruce Boudreau calling Steve Stamkos a diver. Meh, whatever. How does this affect the Habs?
- Another set of GG11 Israel pics, just as good as the last ones;
- Your weekly power rankings roundup has the Habs in 11th (ESPN), 10th (The Hockey News) and 10th (TSN, who have the Bs FIRST. You know, to fuck with Habs fans after ranking their team so high for a change).
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
The Bruins Game Day Skate for Tuesday, March 8th
Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of the continuing integration of Canada's media landscape...
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@29 - You are posting bright and early this morning - Thank God - I was wondering how I would last until noon my time for this shit to start (I might have had to do some work!) I'm loking forward to Steve's input almost as much as I am to the game itself. If recent form is anything to go by today should be a scorcher! I'll start things off easy by saying simply...GYFCMFHG!
@29: WTF are you doing up this early?!
OH shit today has an epic feel to it + GG has Holy Land pics + TFS and team are playing well + I'm gonna wear new underwear, the stars have aligned! Broons will go down!
Maybe CHoculas can let them skate a bit an get an early goal.
PHucken butterflies by game time for sure.
"...and Balaam rose up in the morning and saddled his Ass and went with the Princes of Moab and God's anger was kindled and the Angel of the Lord stood in the way..."
"And the Ass saw the Angel of the Lord standing in the way and the Ass turned aside and went into the field and Balaam smote the Ass".
Amen
GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry still can't post a live link :(
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@Mr. N - Ahmen!
@Moeman - Morning Glory?
This morning getting ready for work and listening to the Team 990:
Mr. M - Why are they talking about Ali and the Habs?
Me - Because of the game between the Habs & Bruins a month ago. Tonight's game coincides with an Ali fight with somebody or other.
MR. M - So they have nothing else to say today so they bring up that?
Me - They've been saying it for a month.
Mr. M - (exact words) Why the fuck to you listen to that shit?
Me - *shrugs* I dunno.
*Mr. M walks away shaking his head in disgus*
*crickets*
GYFHG!!!!!
Oops, s/b disgust.
DIE bruins DIE.
you ass is ours to be smoted
GYFHG
So already I'm starting to worry...if the Habs get sucked into this "battle" instead of concentrating on the "game", they run the risk of playing the B's game instead of the "System" and we all know that the "System" is the only way we should be playing - don't we? ...
Knock wood!
what's the record for most TMS comments before 9 AM? do we get ice cream if we break it?
*looks around*
oh, right
@Mr Natural put in < or > instead of [ or ]
The Broons can kiss my Ass...
wv = I hope the broons take it up the "rearol" with no vaseline.
...and we're off!
GYFMFCHG!!
Habs won't fight. They've been programmer to go and retrieve two points at the Bell Centre and come out clean.
What does TFS stand for?
I LOVE your blog. Just love it.
KMAXX: I want to meet you and do you. Can we arrange something?
I hate the Beaners, I hated Orr, I hated Jonathan, I hated fucking O'Reilly, I hate Don "The National Embarrasment" Sherry, I hate Fucking Chara and I really fucking hate Lucic ...
Wow I gotta lie down ...
At this very moment the Bruins are gathered together having sex with stray dogs and sheep stolen from young Shepherd. Later they will go on a cultural tour of Montreal and collectively piss on Brother Andre’s grave. To while away the rest of the afternoon they will play cards, Go Fish in particular and as usual they will use their pervert pedophile deck where Jacks are young naked boys named Jack.
The question is what to do about this group of louts and braggarts lead by a genetic mistake over 8 feet tall (with skates and lifts) and a tortured humpback whale. A brutal assassin with the personality of a tortured pit bull. A complete animal that Michael Vick could not or would not kill.
Chocula will want to play the system and confuse the beasts with the shell slowly lulling them into unconsciousness, so that they are unaware and not expecting a shot on their tubby geriatric twinebinder. Let the beasts tire themselves out with all those shots, let their legs go stiff from playing the entire game in the Canadians zone. All the while constantly hoping a bad bounce from a rebound will make it to the neutral zone, where Mex has been doing crossovers, he will take it over the Boston Blue line and fire it blindly, and Patches will streak in like a shinkansen, blasting the biscuit past the fat ass.
I want Lindor Chocula to employ the Chanabis sytem. First use home ice advantage to spike the visitors box with a thick musk of chloroform. When the demented trolls fall to the ice, dribble their heads like flesh covered basketballs until the ice is one huge red line.
Then drop the puck and play high (slot) shoot em up.
CHester, did you hate Don Awrey?
NHL HQ hack collie at the game tonight to cheer on his son. Hope they put his fucking ugly face on the big screen. Last time a campbell decided to sit at a Habs home game to 'keep an eye on things' it lead to a cultural shift that changed Quebec and Canada, for good or worse depending on your politics. May The Rocket be casting his glare on tonight's game and may clarence still be burning in heche hee dubble hockee stix. Fucker.
GYFHG!
Thats really fucking fair, the refs boss the guy who signs the paycheck and decides who gets the playoff gravy is there to cheer his son's quest for a Stanley Cup. In any other sphere of reality this would be a conflict of interest big enough to make even Charest recuse himself.
My guess is PFK or Gill is thrown out of the game in the first period.
GYGHG beat these fuckers
Pretty good bucket list.
And fucking Boston is not on it, nor is Toronto or Philly, but I can really only support one hate at a time.
GYGHG
@Anon - normally when people here ask what something stands for they are directed to the Glossary - but seeing as how you want to do me, I'll capitulate and tell you - TFS=The Franchise Saviour (ie. Carey Price as he was so dubbed some time ago- see glossary for more info)...
So I just went for a walk in sunny Kent (United Kingdom) to pre-reflect on what will happen tonight. These clashes with the B's are taking on much more significance than the dalliances we now have with the leaf and so I find myself nervous...so I went into the local pub (where they know nothing about "Ice" hockey) and had myself a lovely pint of IPA...then another...suddenly I felt the urge to punch the bartender in the cock...then I realised that at some point during my walk I had morphed into STEVE! But I'm ok with that - for now at least...NOW GYFMFCSCHG!
@Kmaxx, orangeman is really the father of the stab him in the cock move, but thanks for reminding me, I should have called for all the Bruins to be stabbed in the cock, when they are all sitting around with their abhorent child porn erections, the police should come in and stab them in the cock.
Sorry Steve - You see what these games against the B's do to me. Now I'm crediting the wrong people with inciting CAB (Crimes against Bruins). It's still a bit early for O'man to make an appearance but never too early to be reminding everyone of their civic duty!
wv: Let's get the Habs some Red Bull - it'll give them winges
@ Moeman
I didn't hate Elbows Awrey as much as the rest of those fucktards. I think the only one that I didn't hate was Harry Sindon, simply because he was just such a perfect fit for the Beaners in his greasy stumbling kind of way.
I haven't been this up for a game this early for some time ...
I loved sinden if only for his pry-with-a-crowbar wallet.
I must be dead cause I'm just 'meh' for the game tonight...
Must be all the meds I'm taking, plus the sick kids and no sleep...You know what would make it for me? If someone actually stabbed Lucic in the cock, twice.
Hadulf, read 10's Game Preview, you'll feel up!
Alright Ryan 'LeBlanc' White and Paul 'Muscles' Mara in tonight all hail the CHannabis Shytstem! Squid and Bubbles (Soaps) also playing apparently, let the CHokula CHoke-hold of stultifying winliness begin!!! GHG!!!
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