Welcome to the new post super moon season FHF dudes and dudettes. In the wood CHipper which is this Spring's playoff race, our Montréal Canadiens (7-3-0) aren't playing at full strength but maintain and even keel as they take a shot at reaching the top divisional spot by playing a late afternoon game vs. the Wild of Minnesota (2-6-2), heckya. Helped along with the mischievousness of the hated leaf beating down the B-movie Bruins and the ingenuity of the young rebuilding Senators, who were more than the Lightning could handle, 1st place is still in view, keeping the guess work of our first round opponent a mystery. Action!
The Man Who Still Wasn't There ~ Too many men to mention and the list still includes PleXXXe and CHallah, oh, ya and Gu:( son-of-a-Latendresse, giving rds time to compare his acid flashback of a career stats with CHicken's acid flashback of a season.
Intolerable CHruelty ~ RDS vs cbc/hnic, 6PM EDT, take a walk, get some sun, bang a young Tara Reid-looking hooker, fire up the BBQ and watch some white russians. Ah, Hon, ya got Arby's all over my ovenmitts. What, that's not Arby's?!
Gord PhlegMiller's Crossing ~ the line with his constant negative garbage retro stats. Time for a walk in the forest with Whitaker.
Bloody Simple ~ Gio!, Lego, Tits, DDD, MOEmaN, PFK! are playing great.
Ah, why so Serious Man? ~ Nice suit, CHeck, nice tie, CHeck, nice hair, CHeck, nice demeanour, CHeck. CHocula, show some fucking emotion.
No CHountry for Old Men? ~ meh, we need all that Hamr, Gill (he's in!) and Mara can give and then some. Need a boost?
The Big CHill Lebowski ~ Dude!, Bauld Auld is back in fucking net. (last minute edit) Minny is playing José Tan Ciera, who can't even stop a bowling ball.
Raising AHLrizona ~ Habs have a crib full of baby Bulldogs lined up.
Go Far Go! ~ Fucking little weasel! Fuck you! You fucking motherfucker son of a bitch! Fucking cock! Jesus Christ! You fucking shitbag motherfucker! Benoit, Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in Panger's trunk, you know?
"it's a very social sport where you can sit around and drink and smoke while engaging in inane conversation" ~ Ethan Coen, talking about FHF.
Sing-a-long, then start the inanities in the comments ...
~ ~ ~Back on the CHain Gang
I found a picture of Tits, oh oh oh oh
AK46 hijacked my world that night
To a place in the past
You've been CHast out of? oh oh oh oh
Now you're back in the fight
You're back on the train
Oh, you're back on the CHain gang
A CHircumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh
The iPhone, the tv and the hockey news of the world
Got in our house like a gorilla from hell, oh oh oh oh
Threw stanchion in PatCHes eyes and he descended oh my
But Max is back on the train
Oh, back on the CHain gang
The web powers that be
That force us to blog like we do
Bring me to my knees!
When I see ice cream and meth too
But I'll die as I sing here today
Knowing that deep in my Pants!
They'll fall to the floor one day
iRiRi's video arrived iHooray!
I found a picture of PFK!, oh oh oh oh
Those were the happiest days of his life
Like a break in the action was our part, oh oh oh oh
In the wretCHed life of a lonely FHF heart
Now we're back on the thread train
Oh, back on the comment CHain gang