Saturday, March 19, 2011

Let's just toss this one away and get on with our lives - Rangers 6, Habs 3


I remember a time in FHF's history when there were games we wouldn't even review. No one had the stomach for it, or there was just nothing really to say about the game or we were all just lazy. Sure, barely anyone read us back then (Jordi, where are you? Bryan?) so it didn't really matter, but sometimes it was a good idea. I think last night's game fits the bill. We should just toss it in the trash, the way the Habs D tossed Carey in there, and forget about it.

In fact, I think you should all take the day off from hockey, and we can regroup tomorrow. We've had a rough couple of weeks. It's a beautiful spring day. Go for a walk. Spend some time with your kids. Watch March Madness. Get going on your spring cleaning. Hire a cheap hooker. Hire a cheap hooker to do your spring cleaning for you. The world has so much to offer.

If you want to hang out, of course you're welcome to. Questions for discussion about last night include:
  • Should CHokula have started Auld in the first place?
  • Have our injuries finally caught up to us?
  • What's wrong with Squid? With The Mexican? (that one's rhetorical)
  • Are you impressed the Habs came back a bit and fought pretty well after being down 5-1?
  • What will the media say about PFK's little dance late in the second?
  • Were you drunk?
If you need me, I'll be checking the erotic services ads in the back of The Mirror. This place is a mess.

37 comments:

the Maritimer said...

Agreed.

Meh.

Le Douze said...

after the first I put an old Peter Sellers movie on the tube - didn't miss the hockey. It was a bit annoying that I only came back in time to see the Rags' last goal, and missed all the ok stuff in between, but franchement, after the first, I was so perfectly satisfied with hockey that I really needed no more.

Nice day here, think I'll spend some time outside.

Number31 said...

- Yes but it wouldn't have made much of a difference. However it WOULD have been a nice gesture to his young MVP to get the notion of a night off.
- Probably.
- Squid: shoulder, ankle, shouldn't really be playing. Gomez: is Gomez.
- Whatever they don't have, they still have heart.
- The media can fuck off and leave PK alone.
- No. I barely have cookies in this apartment let alone booze. I was sewing.

Nice day to go to...Costco.

GoldenGirl11 said...

29 days to Passover. Now I have to start panicking about seder games.... I mean the seder.

Anonymous said...

Can We PLEASE leave religion out of this??? I mean, really...that's so unnecessary GG11.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
Gayn cacken ofn yam

Anonymous said...

@GG11: why hide behind that veil? You just don't get, do you.

L Dude said...

Geez, GG - we're only just two days past Passouter, and you're already looking ahead to the next big event. That's some good planning. I'm not sure a)what Anon is on about, and b)what Anon is on.

I don't think there was a game last night, just St Paddy's Day hangover hallucinations.

I will NOT watch the Leafs/B's tonight. Time to catch up on some DVR'd stuff. I don't fucking care who wins. Though maybe Komi will put a beatdown on Lucy. I keed, I keed.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
What veil do you speak of? The veil that was placed on Leah so as to hide that she was not Rachael?

What don't I get?

HabsFan29 said...

@anon - if you don't understand yiddish, let me translate GG for you - 'stie calice mange la merde. and GG's GorGeous face will not be hidden by a veil

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, don't speak Yiddish or French (I think that's what that is). Speak white, buddy, speak English.

The veil, GG11 is the religion you think makes you so above others.

HabsFan29 said...

keep digging that hole anon

if you think anyone here will let you slag GG, you're quite deluded.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon/adolf
If you knew a thing about Passover and how much cleaning is involved you would know that I don't feel superior. I feel exhausted.

L Dude said...

We all remember MC Hammer. And of course Jan Hammer of Miami Vice theme fame. Well, 29 it's time for Aholeonamous to meet Ban Hammer. Bring it buddy! For the record, white, RC (albeit lapsed) and though I only speak English, I understood GG's yiddish very clearly (but then I have more than a few brain cells hanging out in the old cranium). I also understand some of the RDS commentary, like "et le but!" and "ayeayeaye."

WV: We will all 'flocon' while Anon can flocoff.

Anonymous said...

Long time reader. First time replier.

God! I love you guys. You are the Jew friends I never had.

HabsFan29 said...

@5:29 anonymous - thank you for helping restore the anonymous name

Orangeman said...

With all due respect/disrespect, is it so hard for random posters to type in a couple of characters into the name field so we can differenciate between them? I can take the anti-semitism and personal attacks from no where, but I just can't handle laziness. I thought I had settled this with my hilarious, yet poignant, abuse of the anonymous handle weeks ago.

the Maritimer said...

@L Dude, no B's/Laffs for me either and no Fuckface Cherry either. After last week's anti - Montreal, Geoff Molson, Air Canada, Via rail and whatshisname's rant, I'm done with that miserable old hab hating prick.

Besides, I couldn't stomach all the leaf mcsplooging that HNIC will be laying on the country.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@5:29 anonberg
Shalom!

Steve said...

Nasty trolls, what is wrong with people?

moeman said...

SN says 'its emotional being a leaf fan at this time of the year'. Rarely do the CotU mediots yip and leave me speeCHess.

Also, hate-spewing anon, fuck off.

moeman said...

mike brophy might be uglier than mcsplooge but definitely not uglier than the vile anon infilthtrating the FHF.

moeman said...

Clutterfucked MIN chokes in OT loss to BJs.

Moey said...

Oh my, the crew on HNIT are so darned perky tonight! Doing a leaf game = better than sex for that motley crew. Tee fuckin' hee.
Losers.

Anonymous said...

Shameful. Shameful to be xinaphonic. As an Anglo, and a proud one, I cannot tolerate when my own kind embarrass me like that. Okay, Jewish people can be annoying but to grow insults like that is God awful. Like my Scottish Dad used to say, a man who lives in a glass house should change his clothes in the basement.

Steve said...

@anon 7:48 Your fucking annoying, and whats makes you so proud of being an Anglo, and by the way if your father was Scottish your a CELT asshole!

Steve said...

I had to watch Coach;s Corhold.

The first segment on rink design and equipment was funny, thats because it was old old video.

Then he does another hit piece on Subban. I have not seen a player remove his helmet before fighting this year.

Then we get another oprah segment, this time some poor firefighter, I feel sorry for cops, firefighters and soldiers who die in the line, and we owe them a lot, but they dont belong on a fucking hockey telecast. Lets get some doctors and nurses featured, how about the paramedics, and teachers, who is more important than teachers, oh yes and the greatest of them all mothers, lets have some mothers and if you have mothers, motherfuckers, yes the lovers of mother, sometimes called fathers.

Steve said...

Chara is a animal a gorrila, he just bumped Phunfer, and it was like a hummer hitting a smart car.

Steve said...

get your meth here

Not so Anonymous said...

atdhenet.tv doesn't seem to be streaming any hockey tonight. Can anyone recommend another site? I seem to remember something about a site offering access to all NHL games for a $12 subscription...?

Orangeman said...

Not so anonymous: you can stream from cbc directly if you're in Canada.

I tuned into HNIC earlier just in time to hear them reminisce about 2007 when the leaf almost made the playoffs. Now I tuned in again to see a slow-mo video montage of the leaf's goals tonight. It's like watching a bukkake video.

I hope the leaf win tonight. I want it to come down to the last game of the year and have the Habs beat them to keep them out of the playoffs while simultaneously propelling themselves into 1st in the NE. Then we can have our own bukkake here.

Is it insensitive to bring up bukkake with the disaster in Japan?

Orangeman said...

Only outrageously great things to say about both teams on HNIC tonight. It's like listening to a game between the red jerseys and white jerseys for Team Canada, except more hyperbolically positive. I'm not even exaggerating when I say the first 5+ minutes were spent talking about how great Thomas is.

I do have to tip my hat to the Toronto crowd who are booing Chara. I don't know if that's a regular thing, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Do super-moons drive people super-crazy? I know I feel super-sexy!

Andy said...

Riemer's helmet has a Don Cherry face on it. Ewwwww...why, why??

Not so Anonymous said...

Thanks Oman. Alas I'm in the States. Anything else?

Number31 said...

Disappointed the Super Moon didn't go all Majora's Mask on the Booins/Leafs and crash down on those asshats. Whatever. Two points less for Da Bears.

Steve said...

In has been sinking in what a major asswipe Cherry is an he should be ashamed of himself. PFK has enough fucking pressure without the most watched 7 min in Canada going after him a couple of times a month. PFK dont listen to Cherry he has become a major asswipe.