Lego Tits dominating the state of Florida - Bolts preview and open thread

Ever since the demise of the Giant Mexican Chicken and the Giant Mexican Tits, and well, let's face it, anything with Mexican in it, we've been looking for a new decent composite nickname around here. Well for a couple of games at least, Lego Tits has a nice ring to it. A goal and an assist each against the Panthers, and developing CHemistry by the minute.

What's neat about Lego Tits is that if you look at all four lines now, there is a pair of players now who can, at any given instant, have an offensive explosion. Lego-Tits, PleXXXe-Squid, Gio-Mex (I know, I know, work with me here) and DDD-CHicken. Throw a random winger on there who will do the dirty work, and you really can't turn away from the TV for any of the lines. Any of them can score, 5 on 5 or even on the PP. I don't know if CHokula planned it this way or if he just lucked into it (I vote the latter) but whatever, if it lasts, being able to roll four lines is a key to a long playoff run (I know, I know, work with me here).

So before JM screws it all up, lets enjoy the Lego Tits era while it lasts. Maybe they can lead us to a 3-game sweep of this Southern road trip (I know, I know, work with me here). Speaking of, let's set this baby up.

Waiting in line at Legoland Billund - 7 PM puck drop from the Tampa St Pete Times Forum. On the see bee see, depending where you live. Habs have actually won 3 in a row! The Bolts have dropped their last two, moving them down to 3rd in the East, meaning if the playoffs started today they would be our opponent. Bolts have won both games this year, including the last one in Tampa when we were beaten by Cedrick Desjardins of all people.

MegaBloks - Bolts by the Bay seems to have some sort of journalistic approach to blogging. Radical!

Hot like, well, like Lego Tits - Hal Gill is on fire, scoring at a goal per game pace. Tits has 7 points over his last 5, including two game-winning goals. CHeez Whiz is getting points again. TFS of course, who has been great on this road trip. For the Bolts, not too many hot players after 2 losses. Dwayne Roloson playing some decent goal, and is expected to start.

Cold like the Lego ice planet - We seem to have to put Mex here just out of habit, though he is trying harder I think, and if he really is injured, maybe Orangeman will cut him some slack. Steve Stamkos may lead the league in goals, but has only one in his last 10 and is pointless in 3. The whole Tampa offense is sputtering, with 6 goals in their last 4 games. Jinx!

Random thought while I think of large breasts - The Bolts website features the slogan "ALL IN." WTF does that even mean? Are they begging for attendance? Are they encouraging you to gamble? Is it a vague sexual euphemism? So many questions.

Oh shit my 4-year old swallowed a Lego piece. To the hospital! - The usual for the Habs. For the Bolts, Vinny is questionable, and the Urologist is day to day.

Post-game adult entertainment -  Lego porn! God bless the internet. Possibly NSFW? There are actually Lego mcsplooge shots in there.