Thursday, March 03, 2011

The Game Day Skate for Thursday, March 3

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning Canada's first-ever gold medal in your sport...
  • God the Pens D is terrible. Grabs gets the OT winner in a 3-2 Leaf victory. Toronto is now just 4 points out of 8th. Toronto is now 9-2-4 since the All-Star break. Ke$$elTracker says Phil scored to give him 8 goals in 8 games. Excuse us, we may throw up...;
  • And we're back. Devils stay hot too, now they're only 9 points out of 8th after beating the Bolts;
  • The Isles somehow managed to win a game;
  • We think Chicago has jumped from 10th to 4th in the West in like a week, after they beat Calgary last night. God bless the West clusterfuck;
  • Bettman says Quebec City will get a team when FHF starts mailing out the meth ice cream. Good luck with that.
Habs continue the Southern strategy with a visit to the Panthers tonight. While you wait, here's this week's get to know your Habs video. They finally got smart and put Hal Gill first. Hal thinks incest is gross, god bless him.

11 comments:

Number31 said...

Well well...they (the NHL) could have banned Trevor Gillies for his assault on Tangradi, instead gave him a "bad boy, no cookies for you" punishment. First day back on the job and he nearly kills my boy Cal Clutterbuck. AAAAASSHOOOOOOOLE!

Can someone ban this guy for life already? Only level of hockey he deserves to play is for the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs.

Steve said...

The Habs are fucked now, after those answers about half them will not be scoring for a couple of weeks.

MaroonedinMTL said...

This is probably something that should've been posted here, maybe it has, but I've only been lurking for a short time. Just check out, if not already seen, what's linked at Habs EOTP and Robert L's wonderful explanation in the comments.

Kmaxx said...

I wanted to write something witty about the answers to the question of the day - but I can't stop laughing at Hall Gill! How does he get out of bed every day? I mean, can he make a decision? I can see him starting his day - "Oooh - there's the alarm eh - better get up...hold it - what if the power went off last night and it's like really early - maybe I don't have to get up - yeah - I better stay here a bit longer. But hang on - if the power didn't go off, then I'm going to be late for practice and the coach won't be happy. But if it did, then I'll be early and the coach won't know why - maybe I should ask my wife - oh Man- she still looks like she's fast asleep so I better not wake her up or she'll be real mad - unless the power did go off and then she might be late getting the kids up for school - but she'll be real mad if I wake her up and it's too early - she needs her sleep - boy does she love her sleep - it would be a real shame to wake her - yeah - sleep is real important - especially if you're young like my kids...Oh wait - if I get up too early I might wake them up and then they won't get the sleep they need - that's just not right - sleep is real important to kids - but not as important if you're an adult - unless you don't get enough, and then you could get injured - and the coach wouldn't like it if that happened - so it's better if you get enough sleep so then....ahhh...what was the question again...?"

Hadulf said...

Come to think of it...Spacek really is a Spacecake.

Steve said...

I was thinking the same thing about him, should I make the outlet pass, leave it for PFK, make sure it does not go over the boards, puck possecison, shut down ahh games over.

Anonymous said...

PFK is really excited to think about a date with M. Fox.

Steve said...

Bettman should be figuratively stabbed in the cock.

Anonymous said...

Jaro can't get enough of hit me baby one more time

Steve said...

Chocula is starting Price against the Panthers. What a vote of confidence for Auld, this game is a gimme, half the Panther team just got traded, they dont even have the can opener.

I love how Chocula always does the unexpected.

My prediction Habs win 1 to 0. Shots on goal Habs 4 Panthers 6.

Steve said...

sic, I am still laughing at Orange mans remedy for establishing dominance in conflict. Its worthy (that big word even spell check cant make for me), of SIC as in SIC Bettman, he hates Canada in General and Montreal in particular.

Little SIC for the system, spared a full SIC cause we are winning.