Steve Molson, the Bell Centre man who has sold 25 Million tickets, 100 million beers, 500 Million toastés/steamés (not as good as the original Forum version) made an appearance to introduce the latest update to the wildly popular iHabs device. After months of speculation, rumours and innuendo, the iHabs2 is now playing and looks to be yet another business and marketing hit. Marketing 101 suggests we look at the specifications, features and benefits. Start scrolling, clicking and buying (unavailable to sore Palm users, original/old Newton owners and Jim Balsillie's buddies).
CHompetition ~ The Florida Panthers, 13th (3-6-1), The playoff-bound Montréal Canadiens 6th (4-4-2).
Nitro JavasCHript! ~ Add some Rhum, scotCH, Khalua or other favourite liqueur to spice up your gametime coffee, RDS/TSN, probably pirated somewhere on the web, 7:30PM from sunny FLA, (currently 77 degrees lg in the shade).
TeCHnical SpeCHs ~ ProduCHt Manager Pierre reviews some of his favourite features ~ It has a Competent Processing Unit whiCH provides dramatic performance improvements brought to you by the dual sCHore eh2011 CHip and an update to The System™. Now with two CHameras, one front and one rear-facing so you can picture them coming and going, still needs some flash, pinCHes and zooms but results vary depending on focus. Long-lasting battery life that should get you to the playoffs. TeCH Note: might need to be reCHarged in May. Includes the DDD Accelerometer, the Squid Goal Positioning System and the Gill GyrosCHope. New Apps include GarageBanDeNiaseux, an audio recording and playback app that lets you trim and edit the anti-CHambre multi-tracked noise makers. Previous App review.
Boards of advertising ~ RIM ~ On April 1st they will try to job you with their enterprise playbook ~ Motorola Xoom ~ To the moon Honeycombers ~ Samsung ~ They'll sell, in another Galaxy, maybe ~ HP ~ Not as A1 as their sauce ~ WindozePhun67 ~ Official leaf tablet. Pee-Air mcsplooge has yet to call the iHabs2 'magical'. Bored?, looks like fun but don't try it at home.
Smart CHovers ~ The unheralded D turns on the iHabs2 when CHallenged, cleans the ice by automatically blocking shots, and doubles as a stand up bunCH of guys on 'Your Canadiens'.
Colour sCHeme on your hi-res sCHreen ~ You'd think Bleu, Blanc, Rouge but nope, available only in Black and White. (Merci GG for the perfect and colourful pad pictures).
FaceTime ~ Still no Gorjosh, Vodkov or DarCHe, FLA still has a few players left from trade deadline day but we don't know who is in their line-up but they probably did better than mcsplooge's 'losers' Habs did on 02/28.
~ Hands-on demo ~
iGYFHG!
109 comments:
The great part about the operating system is there is no chance of offense. (unless your Cherry or Cock(stab)roach.
Excellent, moe!
All you iPhone/iPad users, do yourselves a favor and download the new and improved Canadiens app! You can vote for the 3 stars, watch episodes of Your Canadiens or listen to Gill ramble about potluck lunCH!
GYFHG!
The Comptent Processing Unit runs at just about average speeds
that Mac user sure looks happy
Bell's Canadiens app is also available for Android and BBerry users. FWIW, they also have a cowBELL app.
sic, I am still laughing at Orange mans remedy for establishing dominance in conflict. Its worthy (that big word even spell check cant make for me), of SIC as in SIC Bettman, he hates Canada in General and Montreal in particular.
Little SIC for the system, spared a full SIC cause we are winning.
Huge laff of the day was one of the French Sportwriters saying that Cheez Wiz was no better than the Urologist, I peed myself.
March 03, 2011 1:59 PM
the excitement for this Florida game is less than overwhelming
@29 - even the players took the morning off
You know what would liven this game up? A good old fashioned weiner stabbing.
Can you believe I didn't punCHcock "Special Guest Star: Tony Marinaro from Team 990 on the Montreal Canadiens and other NHL matters" on Pfuck Daddy?
The future of being stabbed in the cock.
GYFCHG! (Thanks Moeman!)
All good Kmaxx. Bonus, royalty free! (Man, are the FHF lawyers gonna dock my pay for that).
um, what's a steamés? Never had one at the Bell Centre, Molson Centre or Forum. I'm torn between thinking i'm missing something awesome or a pile of dung with squiggly cartoon lines coming out of it. :S
@anon - a steame is a delicious dog made famous in Quebec. go to Lafleur in Ville St Pierre for a fine example
HOWEVER, a Bell / Forum dog is not a steamé. it's a toasté. I'll let the blog post author correct it
@Anon: It's one of those famous Forum/Bell Centre hot dogs. I was disappointed when I had them for the first time. They were sort of shit.
@HF29: Oops, my bad. I'll shut my face now.
"um, what's a steamés?"
aka, steamies.
Boiled, split, grilled wiener on a sweet, split, grilled bun.
Make your own.
To split it do you stab it with a knife?
Fixed.
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Love the toasté/steamé but fave CHien CHaud is the original A&W Whistledog (mustard, relish, cheese)
Yours?
since I mentioned Lafleur once, the Lafleur Michigan (essentially a chili dog for those of you outside La Belle Province) is outstanding
and don't hate me for saying this, but I really love alot of those hot dogs you get on the street in Tronna
Anon here, sorry forgot to log in.
gotcha, thanks all!! i've had the toasté last time i was there. gotta say, way better than a typical arena dog, and i love typical arena dogs IMHO. Definitely don't have those here in the Hammer. Next time i'm out that way i'll see about trying one!
Maybe we can start something to get them at Bulldogs games.
Go Hockey!
Pants!
Jarry Park Expos dogs with ketCHup were great. Best at game food were San Jose Sharks honey ribs.
If you ever find yourself in Buffalo,
locate a Hot Dog fast food establishment in the TEDS chain. IMHO the finest hotdogs in the world, hickory gilled, natural case dogs with ketucup, mustard and pickle.
@29 you must be a very sick person, Taranna dogs, all they are good for is practicing your stab.
Steve, not only that but 29 eats em' off the street. You'd think a city at the centre of the universe would have vendors.
when the Habs are in the finals, you guys should try a Japa-dog on the streets of Vanc. Surreal, but very yummy.
*glug glug*
174 more comments and its ice cream and meth on your wieners.
I'm partial to Cincinnati style cheesy coneys with mustard and onions.
I have to say a real Chicago-style dog. Kosher all-beef frankfurter on a poppy seed bun.To with pretty much every thing:yellow mustard, chopped white onions, sweet pickle relish, dill pickle spear, tomato slices, pickled peppers, and a dash of celery salt.Almost sounds healthy unless you happen to eat 6 of them.
Glad no one has evolved at all since I left.
Welcome back GG!
La Belle Province steamies ain't too shabby either with a side of greasy fries. So greasy that the salt sticks to them. Yum.
Thanks Moey.
I just want to say that I support all hot dogs as I am friends with the guy who makes all deli meat round. He is the casing king of the world.
Habs are gonna stab the Panthers in the cock tonight!
we are vulnerable to charges of "cockiness"
Sometimes cock stabs you
tsn: "Price, a league leader in games started". That's it.
I was driving home and listening to the Fan590 with Glen Healy and they were saying to some extent the goalie is more a lego piece than lego. Making some good arguments, and then the panel started talking about the best goalies, obviously TFS not mentioned, its Broduer if I lose a game i beat up my wife.
@orangeman, when they remake the Princess Bride, the " I will stab you in the cock line" will be there. same goes for Machete.
For the FHFemmes fave fellas.
RDS' denis 'watch my hands hypnotize you' gauthier (the guy BR says Gainey should've fucking signed, unlike, say, no other fucking team did) says the Habs are playing hockey that is too free-wheeling and improvisational. He says they must come back to, wait for it, The Fucking System™. Hot diggidy dog!
Great preview Moe!
@Orange/Steve I missed the reference what's SIC?
Why does Bettman hate Montreal? Because we take hockey too seriously?
Unfortunately the NHLPA and the owners love Bettman, so they must not take hockey too seriously either.... obviously.
I haven't looked to closely, but I know the Forum dogs were definitely toasté not steame, and they were alright with that time-saving mustard-relish mix they used to swipe on with a stick.
For a real orthodox steamé rotteu, Belle Province keeps up the standard alright, Lafleurs used to be good, but now only the poutine... My favorite used to be Trois Marie on Laurier/Chambord, don't know if its still there, but it was a completely unremarkable rotteux place like before the ROC moved in.
GHG!!!
Away les gars!
toasté
steamé
rotteu
3 to-be-used nicknames thrown into the vault.
@BaruChe: SIC= stab in the cock, as in a physcially aggressive action. It doesn't go any further than that and frankly it doesn't need to.
That girl must be pretty frigid, when she opened her legs a light came on.
At least the FLA player didn't retaliate and rough up PFK.
Gilloscope!
The link is off tonite, I had to go to firefox, got no audio and very fuzzy. The blitz is over and great to see Gill pot one, can you believe they are already in the fucking shell
Tits!
Tits from Lego, fuck yeah
Get UR popcorn kidz.
The fucking slot, cover the slot thats two gold plated scoring chances this period from dead center in the slot.
[a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/batboy2424/3789320790/"]tits perking up again[/a]
@steve its on ST
Good one BaruCHe.
Outshot 8-6? Need more Mount Gay.
Halpern on that line is ridiculous
anyone see anything wrong with that link? why's the html still there?
@leBarche, read the fucking instructions, you need to put < instead of the brackets, btw I did it for a couple of weeks until 29 told me the same thing I just told you
[ ] should be < >
and no "
@fhf world would it be to fucking hard to change the instructions so they did not confuse all the people on meth
damn!
GHG!!!
man I love coming in late to a 2-0 lead!
Hal Gill scored??? Huh???
Brunet can be as condescending as he wants to Gill's 1st goal of the year. This coming from a forward, who, in 15 NHL seasons of play, scored 101, 99 being deflected of his fat bulbous head.
29s entrance better not have a bob cold fx on the Habs.
oh i'm sure i'll screw everything up
So I come home and check the score and get all happy that it's 2-0. Then I check the boxscore and see we had 4 SOG. *facepalm*
I suppose the system kicked in immediately after that second goal?
Sexy Friday is all thats going to save me. I got some terrible news today. A couple of years ago in Vegas I met this smashing girl named Bree Olsen, and ever since I have dreamed of us taking it to another level, and now I find out it was not her name and she is with Charlie Sheen. You know what I want to do to him.
DDD!!!
D D D!
DD!!!
29/fx!!!
My cats could have stopped that.
We'll take it though.
DDD finds a way
Moey's cats ON METH could have stopped that
Why does Mex not have a shield?
He does not skate enough to clear off the fog
DDD!!! don't fall asleep now Habs!
Like this Gomez the enforcer sCHtique as long as he doesn't get a penalty.
Does anyone know why Swiss MissII stabbed patches in the cock?
DD's goal was full of lol and awesome.
you really have to love a blog where the main meme goes from Tim Hortons to competence to stabbing people in the cock in a mere three days
29, somehow CHarlie Sheen is behind the memes.
Hammer, setting new records for that delay of game thingy. Love yu Hammer but your a 40 year old man, you should know the rules by now
Sorry Hammer, meth I saw the false future
Leafs are tied at 2 w/ Philly and if they win tonight, they will be 2 points out of a playoff spot. That's a reality I just can't deal with.
CHokula almost looked perturbed there!
Remember that split second stop in play on Gio's no goal the other night?
Habs up in the SOGs!!!
Number 9 Wiess I want to stab him in the cock tonite but hope he is free agent this summer. Dont know who number 16 Panthers is but he needs to be stabbed in the cock.
I keep hearing a Mortal Kombat "FINISH HIM!" voice throughout this game.
Also, what are the odds Ellerby stowaways into Price's equipment bag to escape this team? Odd how both of Price's cousins landed on empty-arena teams. Must be fun at the family gatherings.
serious danger of 3-pointer fest in other rinks
iRi,
As much as I would hate it I have to be glass half full about the leaf getting in, maybe for once in their sorry assed pathetic existance they can do something useful and take out the flyers in the first round.
Maybe Douche$uck could get his manhood back by stabbing Pronger in the cock.
LEGO!!!
I disagree with Moey. I hope the leaf plays a playoff-bound Habs during the last game of the season and need the 2 points, bagging only 1. Auld in net.
LEGO!
LEGO!!
@moe,
In a perfect world of course that's what I want to. But you need to be mentally prepared just in case and make something positive out of it or you'll surely descend into madness.
Just saw a good nickname for Eller on Twitter.
Helter SkEller
or not
Moey, pictures are up. Just a sampling but it's more than a bathroom.
Ping!
Ping!
No wings.
Leafs now 3 points out of 8th WITH A GAME IN HAND
/ jumps off roof head first
29s fall will be protected by his ovenmitts.
Merci GG! Love holiday pics. I'll be over right after the game.
@Moey and moe - Both scenarios are interesting so I vote for whatever embarasses them the most.
I WANT WINGS!
brunet makes The Goat's job easier by saying he'd liked o see Vodkov wearing a Habs jersey next year.
@iRiRi, regardless we know the refs will decide things.
Victoire par blanCHissage!!!
nice hot blonde Habs fans!
er, nice shutout!
The only thing I'm addicted to is the Habs winning.
Nice of Houde to not mention the word 'blanchissage' until it was over. Fuck you bob cold.
That was exactly the game they need to have against the botton feeders. Against everyone else too I guess. Nothing special, just get the job done and don't sit back on a 1-0 lead.
COMPETENCE!
There are two things to remember about the leaf's playoff 'run'. First, they're not just chasing the Canes. The Sabers are between them and 8th, too, not to mention NJ's impossible run. Second, the leaf suck.
@orangie: You PHucken'crack me up every time.
SIC, nice.
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