Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ten things we LOVE about... the Boston Bruins ~ Preview and Open Thread


REVENGE. BLOOD. WAR. THE BATTLE FOR PATCHES AND THE SOUL OF HOCKEY. These are the themes that are swirling around the sixth and final meeting of the regular season between the Habs and Bruins tonight. At least if you're watching TSN. Blood lust is very exciting! But then we read yesterday that Chara has tried to reach out to PatCHes. What a lovely gesture! Who cares that he has yet to apologize or anything. I'm sure that's exactly what he was trying to do! You always apologize to the guy you almost maimed privately before you do it in public. That's just good manners! And any Canadian loves good manners. So that got us to thinking - a nice gesture, some good manners, maybe there are some things to love about the Bruins. Ten things even! Sure, anyone can list 10 things they hate about a rival, or even 20, but can we find ten things to love? Of course we can! We're drunk and / or high. Anton, drumroll please...

10. Delightful Bruin fan visitors to FHF! Like Cornelius! And Cornelius! And, uh, that other guy! Come back Cornelius.

9. The rise of former Bruins coaches Don Cherry and Mike Milbury to prominent positions at the CBC has granted us precious time to eat and masturbate during intermissions because we have to turn them off.

8. Bruins futility and skinflint ownership long ago forced The Sports Guy to abandon his Bruins fandom. Can you imagine if we had to deal with his pompous ass talking about the Bruins and hockey all the time? Ugh. We've been saved! We love you for that Bs!

7. They've got the second or third best jersey in the league. Sure, their old 3rd jersey was an abomination to mankind, but the original black and gold is solid. And black is always classy, like a tuxedo. Just look at the Raiders!

6. Ice Girls! We love ice girls. Ok maybe they're not Atlanta southern belles or anything, but it takes something special to be one of only two original six teams with ice girls.

5. The TD Garden provides valuable marketing exposure for our Canadian corporations.

4. Mark Recchi! Always nice to see players I loved in a Habs uni remembering to bring up their old club in interviews.

3. Their coach used to be our coach. That counts for something, right?

2. This Bruins Commercial. A giant bear beating the shit out of a Bruins fan and a cute CHick wearing a Habs jersey. What's not to love?

And the number one thing we love about the Bruins...

1. Without them, who we gonna hate?

7:00 PM start from Boston, on the regular blood lust-y TSN. There's nothing to preview, you know as well as I do what's happening, who's good and who's bad and who's injured and who's a game-time decision. Go read a real preview or use the Google if you want actual information. I would just love to see the fucking puck drop already. And for no one to get hurt.

Bring your own drunken-high passive-aggressive love-hate in the comments

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Curtis said...

Chara is a coward. He had to have old as dirt Mark Recchi defend his ass on the radio.

Now, we'll be going after Recchi instead of Chara.

Can we bring back BGL for this game?

ti-cul said...

@ Curtis BGL would ask Recchi if he wants to first, and if declined, would then invite him for a bowl of tofu and herb tea.

Daddy Says said...

awww. 29, I was hoping for battle rage, or a call for gorilla heads on spikes outside the bell centre... I find myself oddly okay with what you wrote though. Slightly passive aggressive, lots of humor…. Damn it I am no longer ready for carnage…. Bring on LG with her Ponies! Maybe Care Bears?
GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please stay with the one win one lose thing k?

Kmaxx said...

Here's an idea...I'm putting it in early before this gets ugly...and it will get ugly...anyway - here's an idea - Let's just win this fuckin' game tonight and ignore the dickwads (Chara/Recchi/Marchand etc.) by playing fuckin' hockey and winning! There is no sweeter tasting revenge for anything than 2 points at the end of the night. If an opportunity comes up to take someone out cleanly (forcefully but cleanly) take it. Remember the last game (pre-"L'affaire Pacioretty) - The Habs were handing them their collective asses on a fuckin' plate. The Habs were playing their game. And they didn't have an answer for it. So let's just all get behind a good old fashioned ass woopin' without the bullshit that is being bandied about by some. The Habs are not scared of the b's because the Habs know how to beat them. The Habs are better than the likes of Recchi - otherwise he'd still be playing for the Habs instead of the B's. You know how shut Mark Recchi up once and for all - Montreal 4-Boston 0 - that's how!

Now GYMFCHG!

the Maritimer said...

I always thought Chara was a SHAVED gorilla. Looks pretty hairy to me.

Steve said...

I am with the beat them on the ice side, of course the refs will never let this happen, so look for Dawes, Scrabble and (Whitey, Cracker, Honkey, White Rhino, Buster), to lay a beating on Chara, Rechie Turtling, and Pretzel.

I also see PFK laying a massive hit on Recchi.

GYGHG This game brought to you by the Mexican't

soperman said...

Thank god for the mute button (he/she invented it, right?) or otherwise I could not watch the game on TSN. Shut up McGuire or Maguire, whatever your creepy name is.

The best revenge is to finish ahead of those @$$wipes in the standing and sweep them in the playoffs.

I will bet that PatCHes would love to see that.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Sup guys? Been too long but I wasn't going to come here after the last game.

Habs suck.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Also important: Fuck the sports guy and pretty much the rest of the ESPN network family.

Daddy Says said...

Now that 29 killed my rage... thanks 29.... I am with Kmaxx. Skate skate skate. control the puck shoot the puck and score, looking at you mex!
WYMFHW

moeman said...

Nice list Dave, er, 29.

To the tsn blood lust and to complete N31's comment from last night. Yes tsn is focusing, literally on the shaved gorilla's takeout of PatCHes. Its even sicker than it sounds because they amp up the sound of PatCHes head hitting the stanchion. The promo clip is eerily lowkeyed, then BANG! Sick fuckers. Also, mcsplooge's 'best hockey friend' is Fucface recchi. Wonder if he'll call him ut.

swarkles said...

Number two is my favorite

Steve said...

Hey Cornelius Hardenbergh,

Do you Boston fucks have Mexican't on the team. That would be an overpaid useless tit, who sucks up ice time like a Dyson, but plays like its the ice capades?

Do they play the theme from the Godfather, every time Jacobs enters the TD Center?

Do you have pictures of the Godfather getting a blowjob from Buttman while Collie pumps the chocholate speedway?

Bruins dont suck, they would have to have been good in the last decade to suck, they just are.

Anonymous said...

wonder if anyone will go after chara...probably not, seeing as it was nothing more than a mild concussion in the first place

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Jesus, they amped the sound of Max hitting the stanchion? This folds back into my "fuck every ESPN property" statement.

@steve: No we don't have Gomez and his cap hit is higher than anyone on our team, including our good players.

Jacobs only enters the arena when he absolutely has to so I wouldn't know if they play theme music.

No pictures but there are a variety of websites around if that's your thing. As long as fhf hasn't changed too much you should be able to find one.

Steve said...

Point 6 gives me the most love. I love to think of those girls reaching Nirvana with the Habs after the game. It must really suck to be a Bruin and have the Habs come into town and have there way with your cheerleaders.

DDD do Mary for me.

Steve said...

Hey Cornelius Hardenbergh
@29 was right in point 1, it was a test and you are probably the first Boston fan to pass a test of any kind, congratulations.

Kmaxx said...

@Cornelius - glad to have you back. Have you met Steve yet? I'm thinking you two are going to get along swimmingly! @Steve - Cornelius...@Cornelius - Steve...Ready...Set...Go!

Kmaxx said...

Samantha...Rebecca...Amy - That's my 3 star selection of B's Ice Girls. Samantha has the best rack and therefore comes first!

Steve said...

Hey Cornelius Hardenbergh

Do you know why Matt Damon has never had, no I am not going down that road, I actually like Matt Damon, and dont know why they did not put him with Oliva Wilde instead of Emily Blunt in that hopeless Adaption of Philip K Dicks novel, Adjustment Bureau.

I like the Big Dig and the visionary idea of creating a city with such infrastructure regardless of the cost.

The Town was a damm fine movie, loved it.

Bobby Orr is the greatest non Habs player ever, and Phil was an inspiration that was a key to Canada defeating those pesky Russkies.

Daddy Says said...

annnnnddd Kmaxx starts the shitpocalypse. :)
and even newbies like me remember Cornelius.... and I am glad to see you back round here too sir.

Steve said...

Mary, Ashley, Casey in no particular order.

Steve said...

I think in honor of Kmaxx, being such a blimey fine bloke, we should adopt page 3 girls as our unofficial ice girls.

I never realize Limey was a insult to English people until I called a big limey limey.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

My favorite thing the ice girls do is ref the little kid's game they have at the start of intermission.

@steve I've never been to Montreal but I will visit someday soon. With someone to watch my back. The Rocket was a pretty good flick.

Bobby Orr was the greatest player ever, full stop.

Steve said...

The next NOS is going to be fantastic, the question is which Boston ice girls did you do?

Mex - I knew what was expected of me, but I just could not get up for it.

Gill, Well I trying to pick, and things are moving pretty fast during an orgy, and no one is wearing numbers, and then I started thinking about my Mother and ....

Squid - none of them would buy a membership in my Gym, so I denied them the lightsaber.

PFK - well I was under Skillys wing and could not see a damm thing.

Steve said...

The Ice Girl site is fantastic. They have these cute vinigtte.

Kaseys favorite TV show is Tru Blood, wow.

Her favorite band is Arcade Fire, what a babe.

Her favorite thing to do in Boston, screw the whole Montreal team when they come to town, what a trooper.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

The Dropkick Murphy's Shippin Down to Boston is the best fight song ever.

Thats it, the only other thing I love about Boston is its far enough from Canada that we dont have many visitors.

Harvard is America's McGill

Kmaxx said...

@Steve - I was born and raised in the mountians of Quebec, moved to TO when I was 18, married a Brit and moved to the UK when I was 30 - so I'm no Limey and to be honest in the 15 years I've been over here I have almost never heard the English referred to as a Limey. They get called Poms a lot more by all the Aussies over here. Now as for the Page 3 Girls - I'm with you on that - Racksa Plenty !!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve

"Harvard is America's McGill" hahahhahahahaha

Anyone have any "Brad Marchand is a little shit" stories from his time in the Q? I love those.

Steve said...

@Kmaxx, now I remember, just before he hit me I called him a pommey bastard.

Steve said...

Presenting CH Puck Bunny of the Day
Lacey See what a newspaper can be when you have a competition.

iRiRi said...

It goes without saying that after Recchi's ignorant comments yesterday, there will no greater satisfaction than 2 points tonight. I just don't get how he can say that shit. Yeah, I'm not over it. Who is he to say that the concussion was a non-factor? Is he an expert? Studies have shown that concussion symptoms can also flare up when a person begins workouts again. How can you be so ignorant? Ugh.

Tonight, it really is FOR PATCHES.

GYFHG!

Steve said...

Obviously the biggest game of the year, so is Recchi the stupidest Bruin in history, or the most clever.

Montreal wins by playing hockey, Boston wins by gooning it up. If Recchi has the Habs thinking more about revenge than hockey, it helps the Bruins.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Pretty sure the Bruins win the same way every other team does - by scoring more than the opposition.

Alan said...

who wants to bet that White gets called to drop em' in the first period? I like the way he fights he is full of energy and just swings for any target he can.

Alan said...

@Cornelius,

no sense in arguing with ol' Steve as he will just post 40 times more than you until you forget what you are even arguing about. Bruins suck foreskin

Kmaxx said...

@Alan - You've got a point - that was what he did last time when some mutherfucker tried to run PFK (sorry but whoever it was's name escapes me - still contemplating Lacy) and it set the tone for the game. So if that is what needs to happen, then let it happen.

Just win Baby!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

White fought Adam McQuaid, I think.

Steve said...

@ Cornelius Hardenbergh

Since your from Boston I will make it simple. Montreal is PBS, Boston is FOX News. FOX wins viewers by overstimulating the lizard brain.
Boston wins hockey games by employing shaved apes to brutalize highly skilled smurfs, and then has the owner call Buttman, to make sure Collie looks after his son, and the ref gets a call and its a powerplay, and the Habs are all this is not masterpiece theater its NASCAR. Then Collies son starts using his elbow pads as a weapon, and Pretzel looks for the smallest guy on the team and starts wailing away,and Chara in a WWE move starts throwing players into steel poles.

Steve said...

@Cornell, it was Johnny Boywoodchuck

Bill 101 said...

What's not to love about the fact that, no matter the season, and despite the fact that B's fans can be rather rascally (present company excepted), a Habs-Bruins game always always always

matters

unlike supposed "rivalry" games against other Canadian teams which, again, will not make the playoffs.

GYFHG!!

HabsFan29 said...

I think this game will be getting us to super duper meth LSD ice cream at this rate

Cornelius, awesome to see you. Sorry you had to meet Steve under these circumstances. Steve, play nice with Cornelius. if he runs away our stock of nice and fun Bruins fans will be down to zero

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh
You are a very good sport, and its very gracious of you to have some fun commenting in this partisan Habs Habitat. I like both Mitt Romney and Micheal Duckais

HabsFan29 said...

god love you Steve

Mitt Romney can go fuck himself (these days at least)

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

Another thing I love about Boston, is that you people have discovered this thing called electricity, and if you run trains using it they can connect people to nearby cities at speeds faster than 35MPH. We are in awe!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve you're right, it was Boychuk.

I take umbrage at the fox news comment, especially because for every shitty Bruins fan there's at least one shitty habs fan. Don't lie to yourself.

Mitt Romney sucks.

@HF29 I'm glad to be back!

GO BRUINS!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@steve

Not only can we run trains to other cities, we can do intra-city travel! And we have the oldest subway in North America so suck it.

Hadulf said...

@29, I hear ya. At this rate we'll get meth ice cream before puck drop!

I'm seriously hoping for a nice hockey game tonight. That's how we beat them...at hockey. None of this goonery. Do not sink to that level, please.

We don't need another player on a stretcher...even if it is a filthy broon.

GYMFCHG!

iRiRi said...

"If you’re saying anything other than, ‘I hope he’s well and I hope he’s getting better’ then I don’t have any time for it.” -Gill

I'm missing the first period. Looking forward to checking the score every 10 seconds like a crazy person.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Recchi (and everyone else associated with the Bruins) has said "I'm glad he's doing well and we wish him a speedy recovery" even before going into whether the habs front office embellished a report.

kevincrumbs said...

I always wanted to make fun of the Bruins for having our sloppy thirds as a coach but then remembered that we have the Sens' sloppy thirds, so I can't really say anything.

My favourite things about Boston are BU Terriers hockey (Mike Grier is one of my favourite non-Habs), Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers and Galaxie 500 (band, not the car, of course). Also Matt Damon is bad ass in all those Bourne movies.

As for asshole Habs fans, the guy who tried to start a "Only the Quebecois" chant after a loss qualifies.

Go Habs Go.

the Maritimer said...

@Cornelius, welcome back to the best Habs blog in the universe. My youngest brother worshipped at the alter of #4, Bobby Orr. We even still speak. I despised Cam Neely, he was the only reason the Brooins gave the Habs any trouble in the late 80's early 90's until Ulffy Samuelsson destroyed his leg.

Looking forward to a hard played fast game unless the Habs get up a couple then all bets are off.

Also, as a last compliment, I hate that big bitch Lucic, who will chase anybody around the ice not named Laraque.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

Sorry Fox news is a low blow, but from the right angle Michelle Bachmann is doable, and FOX does have the hottest anchors in North America.

Yes there are as many shitty Montreal Fans as Boston Fans, maybe we have a higher ratio of out and out nihilistic hooligans. It does the CH shame when they burn cars and break windows, totally against the code. However in absolute number Montreal fans tower over Boston fans, like you know that number of cup thing. But its a great day for hockey and its great to have fans from the other side enrich the experience. I am inspired, I am going to go to Boston, get pissed up on another Boston bonus, Samual Adams, and then wearing my Habs jersey and have pleasant banter with the late night locals, what could go wrong

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I just discovered the Modern Lovers like 2 weeks ago, thanks to "No Thanks: The 70s Punk Rebellion" which is a great little compilation.

They're weird proto-punk but I like them.

BU's David Warsofsky just signed a deal with the Bruins today and is practicing in Providence! I am excited for him.

bea.habs.fan said...

brilliant 29.
but you forgot one very important why I love the Bs: they have their asses handed to them more often than not by Hab-smurfs in the playoffs

Chester said...

Man so much chatter and keffuffeling avant le match ce soir. I'm getting all goose pimply. That Cornelius guy can't be a Beaner, he can type, spell and articulate. So unlike your standard Beaner. Just for the record I am against a post on this site that lists ten things that are liked about Beaners. Hating the Beaners is something passed down from father to son. It's just so much right. Go Habs.

Boob Gainey said...

Boston may have as many shitty fans as Montreal.

The problem is we have ten times more fans*. Do the math.

(* Now. 4-5 years ago they couldn't give away tickets to B's games.)

Boob Gainey said...

Here is my wish for Boston.

No, not for Chara to be sent back to the equatorial forests to live with the gorillas, and to get into a tiff with the alpha male for mating with one of his females.

Not for Recchi to slip in the shower and break a vertebra, although if he does he better not oversell it.

Not even for Lucic to be humiliated when a newspaper accuses him of being the outcome of a youthful mistake between his mother and an orangutan at the Vancouver zoo, only for his mother to claim that this is impossible because, while she remembers the orangutan very well, he only had $5 on him and that paid for a blowjob back then.


What I want is for the Habs to eliminate the B's in the first round and for the vile Claude Julien to be sacked, forcing him to take a job on 110%, the only job offer he receives.

Call me petty.

alan said...

@boob gainey,

Absolutely marvelous and witty!!! Had me roaring.

Steve said...

@Boob thats the kind of nice thoughts we should all have.

GYHG - Win one for Patches incredibly thick skull.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

Regarding Bobby Orr being the best player ever, it used to be an arguable point. The Rocket, Gretzky, Lemiux, Lafluer, Le Gross Bill, and I think Syd the Kid has to be in the mix now. And OVIE (not). and someday PFK. However, we have Don Cherry and he says Orr is the best player ever, and that means its wrong.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Boob, I disagree.

@Steve Every time Don Cherry or Mike Milbury says a thing I agree with, I take a step back and re-evaluate. This one still rings true. Bobby Orr, Numbah 4, best player ever.

If you do come visit let me know, I always like meeting out-of-towners. I probably won't even throw beer at you.

Boob Gainey said...

@Cornelius

What do you disagree with? The only statement of fact I made, other than facts about my own desires, which you would be hard pressed to challenge, is that the Habs have many more fans than the Bruins.

This is an undeniable fact.

Or maybe you wish Milan Lucic's mother would come right out and admit that she paid for Milan's hockey equipment by fellating zoo animals for spare change?

Boob Gainey said...

Greatest hockey player of all time is a tough one.

Orr would be on the short list but I would have to go with Gretzky.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

Thanks for the invite, Boston is a city on my bucket list, and I am glad to see you value beer and would not waste it without extreme provocation.

Orr was awesome, I was to young to see him in his prime, but I grew up in his birth region and he was a GOD.

Steve said...

Greatest Hockey Player, I did not see Richard or even Beliveau in there prime. I would have to go with Lafluer, and second choice Lemiux. Gretzky was some kind of point freak.

lawyergirl77 said...

Late to the party - sorry, gang.

Cornelius - good to see you, my man! Hope your team sucks the donkey balls that Looch's mom was apparently fellating in his youth, etc. etc. KISSES!

@Boob - read your comment in court and had to cough to hide the giggle fit!!

GYFHG!! I really hope no one dies tonight...

Boob Gainey said...

@LG77 - is this a medical malpractice case, and are you for the defence? You might be my lawyer.

lawyergirl77 said...

@Boob: entirely possible... which would freak me out.

HabsFan29 said...

Dawes and Enqvist sent back to Hamilton. we're close to an NHL team again!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Okay, folks. I've gotta do some more work and then go get some yelling juice in me to show the leprechaun guild I DON'T MUCH CARE FOR THEIR TEAM.

Get psyched, hope for a good game, and fewer stretchers than last time.

Damn right I'm wearing my Chara jersey.

GO BRUINS!

moeman said...

mcsplooge says he will tell Fuckface recchi that his comments were wrong.

lawyergirl77 said...

@moe - I'll believe that shit when I see it. McSplooge doesn't have the balls to tell a hockey player to his face that he's wrong about something... He'll only say it indirectly in the media. Not the same thing, IMHO.

If he does say something, however, McSplooge will inch incrementally up in my esteem.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I'd love to know what steve does for a living.

HabsFan29 said...

Steve is a nuclear physicist by day, ninja assassin by night

Steve said...

@GG I would tell you but it would kill you, from Laughing so hard.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Steve, I must know. Are you batman?

bea./habs.fan said...

OMG Batman blogs here.
I'm all goosepimply

almost forgot
GYMFHG for Patches and his hard head

moeman said...

Steve is the Prime Minister (and there's an election coming up, I said election).

HabsFan29 said...

OK I'm ready for an hour of TSN blood lust to set up this game!

oh look, first clip in Sportscentre intro is the incident

Kmaxx said...

You know - I reckon our pal Steve is a Samaritans helpline supervisor. Can you imagine the scenario...(Caller) - Oh please help me. My old man is coming home later and he'll be drunk and I'm scared. I don't know what to do. My kids are scared - You have to help me...(Counseller)...OK - just slow don - I know that we can help you. You have to try reasoning wwith him. Be gentle with your approach and above all never...err...excuse me a second...(Supervisor Steve)...Hello Caller - listen up - quit your fuckin' whining and get into the fuckin' kitchen and make your man some fuckin' dinner - It's no wonder he's pissed. And get your lazy ass kids to staart cleaning up the house. You know something - you don't deserve that man - you lazy bitch....and stop fuckin' phoning us!...Councellor)...Uh...OK...eerr- hello caller?...are you still with us?...hello?...

HabsFan29 said...

and they've showed it twice more in the first two minutes!

moeman said...

They showed it 5 times in less than 45 seconds. They just showed it again as I type this.

moeman said...

jon loo says Habs detractors feel the same way Fuckface recchi does. No one is sited. Pretzel Lucic says a two decade player has the right to say what he said. Loo doesn't question mcsplooge about his buddy recchi. Man is loo short (and I still don't believe 29 is Afro-Canadian).

HabsFan29 said...

yo mama

HabsFan29 said...

oh look, they showed it twice more

moeman said...

Habs have had the psyCHo-logical edge for decades. blob says BGL would've taken care of things. When blob loses control of his fat tongue you know his synapses aren't firing on all cylinders. duthie selling the blood lust possibility. Fuck your distant sidebar.

moeman said...

heh, tsn says the Avalanche are looking to spoil the leaf playoff hopes. You ain't in the eight, losers.

moeman said...

Go Nordilanche/Avadiques.

bea.habs.fan said...

I feel like I'm obviously missing something by not having my TV on TSN .... NOT

moeman said...

bea, 29 and I are masoCHists, we take it for the FHF team (EZ Steve). I'm the white one.

HabsFan29 said...

tru dat

moeman said...

Steve interviews Keef.

moeman said...

loo still hasn't come up with his sourced 'detractors'. Go find some integrity tsn.

bea.habs.fan said...

Thanks Moeman and 29

your dedication and sacrifice are exemplary

HabsFan29 said...

bea thank moe. i could only take about 5 minutes. im now watching Trailer Park Boys reruns

Orangeman said...

I didn't read through the comments because I'm in the midst of preparing a tuna melt so I can start with the beer for the game. I will say that you missed one obvious reason to love the Bruins. Without them, who can we beat up (metaphorically) all the time? Those are valuable points they consistantly hand over to us, and a playoff series against them really prepares the Habs for a real team. It's sort of like a pre-post-season.

One more. Without them, who would Toronto make ridiculous deals with to shit on their future?

GO HABS GO!

HabsFan29 said...

o'man how can you eat at a time like this? ive had enough trouble forcing these six whiskeys down my throat

moeman said...

Fuckface Jacob$, shaved gorilla and recchi.

moeman said...

0'man, get a microwave or xnay the velveetay and replace it with squeezeable CHeeze WhiZ!!!

moeman said...

tsn tries to buffer their blood lust with a 'kids in sports top 10'. Transparentsn.

HabsFan29 said...

OK LETS DO THIS

over under on shots of the incident during the intro? already at 2...

moeman said...

PleXXXe!

HabsFan29 said...

PleXXXe!!!

moeman said...

bea, don't be confused 29 and ! are two different but similar cats. I'm the white one.

moeman said...

! = I, same diff.

HabsFan29 said...

STOP WITH THE FUCKING BGL COMMENTS BIG FAT BLOB

moeman said...

hahaha, blob mac says DDD 7 Gio need to stand on top of each other. Wonder if he'll do more comedy and combine lucic and thornton's IQ and add total it to the number of Bs Cups.

moeman said...

7 = &, sticky fingers.

moeman said...

Update for our lg, mcsplooge has yet to call out his 'best hockey friend' recchi.

HabsFan29 said...

man Gio always knows what to say in an interview. GIANT captain

HabsFan29 said...

woohoo! FINALLY

moeman said...

ack

HabsFan29 said...

oh crap

LeBuuuuut said...

huh?...

bea.habs.fn said...

turned on the Tv to watch a FUCKING B GOAL !!!!!!
worse than the talking heads

HabsFan29 said...

oh great his second goal of the season

Orangeman said...

Of course this is the first and only game of the year that I can't find streaming on line. I have a terrible TSN feed that freezes and is 5 minutes behind. For fucks sakes. Maybe I'll walk over to Station du Sports.

HabsFan29 said...

well at least we look ok since the goal

CASH A PP FFS

bea.habs.fn said...

okay LET'S GET the PP GPING

HabsFan29 said...

i think we should all chip in and get o'man cable for the playoffs

Steve said...

I thought I had brought lethal radaiton by day and throwing stars by night upon the content providers.

Much to my amazememnt, no go at my fav pirate radio, both versions, any suggestions from the crowd would be welcome,

http://atdhenet.tv/ ( it does not fucking work same for me

bea.habs.fan said...

and of course we lose it
SIGH

HabsFan29 said...

ok good kill. ONE GOAL. FOR PATCHES

Kmaxx said...

@O Man - have a go on http://www.justin.tv/exou09#/w/1002649152

Its the rds feed - working a treat for me tonight\!

Steve said...

@Kmaxx not since WWII have we seen such a exercise in hands across the water, many thanks to you and viewers all across our network

Steve said...

Kmaxx the quality is excellent

HabsFan29 said...

we're playing just fine. too bad we're losing

moeman said...

Update for lg, still no mcsplooge call out. KYP.

lawyergirl77 said...

OMG.

Chockula has adjusted his game plan. Shoot straight on net and send someone straight in to cash in on juicy rebounds Timmeh usually gives up.

Problem is the fucker ain't givin' em up tonight... Yet

moeman said...

ack, Fuckface Bs rookie too.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK

my fault for making a positive comment

lawyergirl77 said...

FUCK TABARNAK

bea.habs.fan said...

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

Steve said...

fuck, I hate myself now for being so nice to C

moeman said...

collie's pampered pup gets the goal.

Matt - fear the collapse said...

Sometimes I really hate this fuck in team. Collapse to 8th?

Orangeman said...

@Kmaxx: Thanks, I was looking for that one and finally found it in time to see the other goal. yay.

I've adjusted my hopes to praying they at least don't get shut out. I don't even remember what it looks like for a Hab to score.

HabsFan29 said...

oy. not good plexxxe

moeman said...

1 down

HabsFan29 said...

ugh. im in hell

Gino Tomac said...

I hate the biased Boston feed I have to watch on Centre Ice.
"I'm not trying to stir the pot here but Plekanec knew that was Horton. And he wanted to high stick him. He knew what he was doing."

I fucking hate Boston so much.

moeman said...

The Cup is won in the playoffs.

Steve said...

Fuck, TFS I feel for you, fuck

Orangeman said...

Maybe I didn't want to find this feed. And maybe we didn't want Pleks back tonight.

lawyergirl77 said...

All 3 goals were lucky deflections because our D men are blocking shots... That are deflected straight to Bs players. Not a situation in which we're sucking. Shit ass luck.

Fuck.

Matt - fuck em said...

This team can't do shit to avenge any wrong doing. They can't even goon in up like the brooms do. Cammy does shit this year, same for Gomez...pleks does shit in tough games.

Steve said...

Go Subban, fucking Channibis positive, choucla take the collar off

Gino Tomac said...

THIS GAME IS NOT OVER!!!!!!

Orangeman said...

So what does it take to motivate this team? If they can't even show up for this one, what's the point?

Hoping they won't get shut out. I've reduced my expections to 2003 era levels.

HabsFan29 said...

that's a good attitude Gino. hang in there. good to see you btw

Matt - fear the collapse said...

18-9 shots. After a complete garbage effort against buff this is very discouraging. Anyone remember this team closing out the last 10 games strong? Always shit the bed and end up hoping other teams lose so they still make it

timafurry said...

Wow, 2 crap goals, then a 4min PP goal... I dunno if I can watch any more of this garbage. Gonna start smashing shit and pissing off my girlfriend.

Orangeman said...

@LG: I don't believe in luck. I believe in not taking out your man and instead lying in front of the net and deflecting the puck into your net. I believe in missed assignments. I believe in taking weak shots from the outside and being too scared to go to the front of the net.

Number31 said...

If Tiny Tim over there sat behind this pack of useless he'd have killed someone by now. How do you even PLAY goal properly with his horrible team?

Anonymous said...

Steve said: fucking eh Gino and why does google hate me,

fuck just play hockey and let TFS handle the shit,

moeman said...

Time to CHip away.

Kmaxx said...

@OMan - I apologise for finding you the best feed I could under the circumstances - I am not responsible for the quality of the team shown on said feed however, having said that - they are not playing that badly - but the boys need to step up and give TFS some help. This could get ugly otherwise.

48510d4a-5672-11e0-a92a-000f20980440 said...

i love how max pac going to see a movie five days after he spent the night in the hospital implies embellishment, but that fucker nathan horton scoring on the power play for the 4 minute double minor he drew is a fucking 'hockey play'.

fucking boston logic.

lawyergirl77 said...

Oman - agreed re: D. Bitches need tom stay on their goddamned feet.

Disagree re: going to front of net. They actually have (or were until it got to 3-0), but it's useless without rebounds.

Gino Tomac said...

@29
Recipe for my optimism?
The NESN feed has nonstop commentary from Mike Millbury.
And I want the Habs to tongue jack his shit box with a come from behind win just so I can cackle while watching his eulogy of a post game report.
That fat fucking mongaloid of a player/GM/Announcer/Cock Rash.

GYFH (g)!!!!!!!!!!

Matt - fear the collapse said...

I love how there was a general malaise about the buff loss to. Oh well, buff was desperate and needed the points...bull shit, the habs needed the points...they could go 0 for the week very easily. Not good at this time of year. Oh, and the rangers are playing Ottawa tonight...

ayatollah chowmeini said...

i also love how my screen name somehow got turned into a serial number for a robot assassin.

Steve said...

@codeman its Buttman cell phone logic.

moeman said...

hey hodge, dye your hair, the grandma blueish-purple tint is showing.

Anonymous said...

Bruins have to be leading the league in motley looking players ... Adam's Family rejects Lucic and Chara, Smirky Horton hears a Who, and Marchand, man that kid is Fuugggly

Steve said...

@Kmaxx one more period and if the situation does not turn positive, I am going to watch episode 9 of Outcasts on BBC.

moeman said...

@48510d4a-5672-11e0-a92a-000f20980440 aka ayatollah chowmeini

Clicking results in, Identity Page

No identity page for opaque identifiers.

Too much funny blogger stuff.

moeman said...

Yup, prettiest Bruin was Jean Ratelle.

timafurry said...

GO Habs Go!!!! Quick one to start the 2nd!!!

moeman said...

Hye, cuthbert, are you the definitive NHL statistician? No? STFU!

HabsFan29 said...

ONE GOAL. FOR PATCHES

/ that's really not working so far

Bill 101 said...

OK

GYFHG!!!

Orangeman said...

Nevermind scoring, anyone remember the last time they had a shot on net?

timafurry said...

5 mins into the 2nd and still nothing going for the Habs. Where's the pushback? The want? The desperation?!?!

Steve said...

Gill knocked Pretzel down Haha

Kmaxx said...

This not boding too well for me...don't they want to keep the puck? W T F!!!

Matt - ftc said...

Garbage,
Well im sure will show some toughness later with a retaliatory slash

iRiRi said...

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Looking at the score creep up to 3-0 was like taking a kick in the stomach.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

timafurry said...

Gio and Moen with a little heartbeat. Stay alive, boys!

Orangeman said...

They will never score again.

Steve said...

Its all part of the plan to make Boston overconfident for the playoffs

Orangeman said...

When was the last time Squid did anything? I literally forgot he was playing until 2 seconds ago.

Matt - ftc said...

Just fucken brutal

Number31 said...

O'Really?

Steve said...

Did Mexican't just take a penalty? My French sucks

LeBuuuuut said...

Squid did the same thing last year and then got hotter than a Japanese nuclear reactor in the playoffs.

Steve said...

You got to fucking buttman kidding me a penalty for what? Eatng with Chop sticks before the game.

Matt - ftc said...

Agreed o-man, Gomes gets a lot of heat but cam my has done fuck all for awhile

moeman said...

Nope, mcsplooge still not calling out his 'best hockey friend' recchi.

O'Refs.

the Maritimer said...

I wasn't expecting them to win, but a little better effort was expected. I'm not really watching now, just reading the posts and listening.

Cammalleri = overrated.

I hope Gauthier isn't "happy" with his team this summer.

Orangeman said...

Another extra penalty to a Hab. Should we continue to act shocked, or is that getting old?

Anonymous said...

Mara cares

Steve said...

Chocula had an exprssion

moeman said...

How tall is Tinordi?

moeman said...

6'7", 212

timafurry said...

So much for the great game I was pumped for all day...

HabsFan29 said...

one goal. for patCHes

(lower case letters this time)

LeBuuuuut said...

Shoot, damn it!

HabsFan29 said...

SHOOT FFS. and a penalty. i give up

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