Tuesday, March 22, 2011

OMG PONIES!!!!1!!11!!! Habs vs. Sabres Game Preview and Open Thread of Happiness, Rainbows, and Sunshiney things


OMG, OMG YOU GUYS!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!  The Bestest. Hockey. Team. EVAH is playing tonight!!!  And they're playing this team from Buffalo - OMG, it's like the worst. city. ever. And no one can ever beat our super duper amazing team because they're, like, sooooo AMAZING!!!!1!!!!  I mean, it's a known fact, everyone loooooooves the Habs, no one ever hates on them!!!  So it's, like, totally NOT cool to question anything they ever do, because, you know, everyone involved with the team is like, some kind of genius, especially the coaching staff.  I hear that they're even members of this, like, totally cool clique called Messna or something.  Weird name, I KNOW!!!

And OH. MY. GOD. Can these guys ever put the puck in the net!!!!!!!  I, mean, like, they won their last game 8-1 against a team from, like Minnesota.  That team must have been good - I mean, it's like, colder there than it is here, amirite?  So, like, it's totally a sign of how the Habs are gonna win the Stanley Cup, like, totally for sure now!!!!!!  THIS IS THE BESTEST TEAM EVAH!!!!1!!!!!! EVEN BETTER THAN THE TEAMS IN THE 70'S!!! WOOO HOOO - HERE COMES THE NEW DYNASTY, YOU GUYS!!!1!!!1!!

OMG YOU GUYS THE GAME IS GOING TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME: The game is in Montreal, so, like, for sure the Habs are gonna win. DUH. The puck drops right at 7:30 on the dot (because it ALWAYS drops exactly on time).  The game will be on RDS, which has, like the most insightful commentators ever.  Especially that Benoit Brunet!!!  He's dreamy!!!  He's got this face that looks just like my Cabbage Patch Kid doll, so I just think he's amazing!!!  OMG - the game is gonna be on TSN, too???  SQUEEEEE!!!1!!!!1!! That bald guy who can say mean things about the Habs is totally gonna change his mind tonight and proclaim them the BESTEST TEAM EVAH too!!!!  I mean, he's always screaming, so he's gotta be right, right??!!!

OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS THE BEST HABS TEAM EVER: So, like PK Subban is the bestest rookie ever and a shoo-in for rookie of the year!!!! Everyone loves him so much because he's soooooooooooooooo talented.  And Benoit Pouliot is seriously amazing too.  OMG and Andrei Kostitysn?? I <3 HIM SO MUCH!!! HE'S SO DREAMY!!! My big brother says that he's at my intelligence level, so that must make him, like, the SMARTEST guy on the team. And there's a cute guy who says he's from Alaska, but, really he's from Mexico.... PFFT - AS IF!!! He's just trying to trick us into thinking he sucks, because he's so good that he has to hide it from, like everyone, including his teammates.  I'm telling you, you guys, he's just waiting to EXPLODE like the Mexican Tiger he is!1!!!!!  Charlie Sheen says that people with tiger blood are amazing, and, like, he's so funny on that show that doesn't seem to be on the air anymore, so, like whatever he says is totally right, even with all of the slurred words and the fact that he keeps sniffing funny whenever he's giving an interview.  Poor thing must be sick!!! OH NO!!!

OMG YOU GUYS EVERYONE IS AWESOME, EXCEPT FOR THAT OTHER TEAM: Did you ever notice that Buffalo seems to have these weird shaggy cows and like, totally lame old fashioned swords on their jerseys?  Yeah, I know, right? LAME!!!!  Anyway, they totally choked on a two goal-lead and lost in OT in their last game to these weird sabretoothed thingies from a place that never even gets snow. HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY SUCK!!!  The Habs would, like NEVER EVER DO THAT.  OMG, 2 goal leads are like the best thing to happen to this team because of how awesome the system is!!!11!!  RESPECT!!!

OMG YOU GUYS WE'RE AWESOME IN SPITE OF HOW MANY SICKIES WE HAVE:  So, like, a whole bunch of our defencemen are off getting bionic knees or something, so they're going to come back in time for the playoffs and be like Iron Man or Wolverine or something.  And I hear that Pleky, Halpern, DarCHe and Sopel were at practice this morning so, like, they're going to play tonight and get a hat trick each!!!!  STAMPED IT NO ERASIES!!!1!1!  Although, I just heard that OMG THE HOTTEST GUY EVER Carey Price just left practice with a problem with his right leg.  Pfft - he's, like, totally only doing that to mess with the other team's heads.  It's some kind of native voodoo thing.  NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT CAREY IS TEH BOMB!!!!

OMG YOU GUYS I TOTALLY PITY THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS WITH NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO:  The people over at Die By the Blade seem pretty nice, although I don't like how violent their name is.  I mean, like, violence has no place in hockey, you guys!!!!  I mean, they just totally suspended Matt Cooke for, like, ever, which means that the next person who will be a total Meanie Pants and do something dirty and ugly is totally gonna get the same suspension!! Like, DUH!!!!  The NHL is like, totally consistent with things like that!!!

OMG YOU GUYS WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN AFTER THE HABS WIN TONIGHT: So, like, I keep getting emails from this girl, Syndi.  She sent me her picture too:



She says that she only just turned 18 and that she totally wants to play with me and, like, hang out and stuff.  My uncle Larry says that's she totally interested in being his special friend too, even though he has back hair and looks like a bald Santa Claus with bad teeth. He says that he would be totally willing to have a play date, just the three of us!!  SQUEEEE!!! OMG we're totally gonna hang out all together and be best friends 4 EVAH!!!!!!111!!!!!

*reaching for the bleach for mind's eye* Comments? Questions? Are you getting emails from Syndi too? Are you about ready to vomit after reading that? Yeah, me too.... BRING IT in the comments.

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ti-cul said...

You're hilarious LG. Absolutely hilarious. GYFHG!

Mr. natural said...

"OMG! OMG! OMG! That is SO funny!I was like totally laughing and stuff".

@LG Laughed out loud, very funny shit indeed.

Thanks.



GYFHG!

At the game tonight.

Have a good time posting all of you freaks.

*Skips off into the sunset....*

lawyergirl77 said...

OMG you guys! It turns out that Carey Price will be in net today!! The reports about his injury weren't true. I TOLD YOU HE WAS JUST PULLING SOME NATIVE AMERICAN JUJU ON THE FURRY COWS WITH REALLY OLD SWORDS!!!

Steve said...

Funny HA HA, Been years since I have seen so much sunshine and lollypops.
I am laughing so hard I wonder if I am having a flashback.

Die by the blade picks Chicken as the threat, Go Chicken, Grier is going to try to SIC.

GYGHG - Chase Miller out in the first.

HabsFan29 said...

killer LG. could I get Syndi's email address please? somehow im not on her list

soperman said...

Hilarious! Great post, LG. It is bound for both the FHF and the Sarcasm Hall of fame. But how did you get the picture of my limited edition "My Little Pony" with the Habs logo on her hoof?

GYFHG!

MaxPac is Wolverine said...

What gives some people the feeling they have right to dictate the contents of the blog, and post in some fucking entitled huff when they feel the blog isn't "delivering"?

They post. We read.

Start your own fucking blog if you're so desperate to have it your own way. We'll read and mock you to shit too for failing to reach some mythical standard that's only in our head.

Steve said...

Can you persons use your vast power to force under the authority of Quebec Sunshine Legislation to have the " Get to Know your Habs" segment address 3 critical questions, two are timeless and one is contemporary raging controversy.

Betty or Wilma (Betty are you kidding)
Ginger or Mary Anne ( Ginger no anti Ginger stuff here)
Old Wonder Vs New Wonder Women ( cant decide, if the new one had a hint of camel toe, winner)

Daddy Says said...

A...MAZING LG.
I just about stopped reading but powered through and it made my day. Lets hope the "mexican tiger" starts prowl.

GO YMFH GO

HabsFan29 said...

amen @ MaxPac...

Kmaxx said...

@LG77 - What a totally awesome post. And good news on TFS too!

Now GYFCHMFG!

Habsfan10 said...

Sonofabitch. Who gave my niece Kaitlin access to the blog again? I thought we covered this after the OMG TAYLOR HALL TAYLOR HALL TAYLOR HALL incident.

God bless our angry, never-to-be-satisfied trolls. Must be the same people who complain about all the crap on tv but never pick up the remote and change the fucking channel.

Bill 101 said...

In seeking a happy medium (here anyway), might recommend youtube "Shiny Happy People" - although it does make some people vomit.

The B52 woman is still really quite something..

GYFHG!!

wv: winge

Steve said...

Speaking of weird shaggy cows on chests, did anyone else notice on the Wild Game summary video, the blonde behind the net with a Buffalo Fur Chest thing?

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lawyerboy77 said...

Dat a girl LG77! Thank you for taking my advice, coming to your senses and being optimistic rather than your normal downer.

Root for your team otherwise become a Bruins fan.

Your friend, lawyerboy77 :)

Anonymous said...

at a boy LB77! Thank you for taking our advice, coming to your senses and being polite and couteous rather than your normal prick.

Now be a man a go do the dishes.

Steve said...

Stupid is a Stupid does Mr Molson put on that shield, for everyone but Mex, he has earned free will.

Anonymous said...

So question here. You guys are now refusing to let people post criticism of posts on here and every time someone doesn't like what you say you regard them as a troll? It is alright to write some posts off as immature attacks for attention but simply deleting a post because they voice an opinion different of the FHF fan club seems just as immature. Just a thought. Anyways Go Habs Go.

HabsFan29 said...

Anonymous criticize all you want. Respectfully. As soon as you (or anyone) becomes an asshole you'll get deleted. It's pretty simple. But there is a much simpler question: if you don't like what we write, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

Anonymous said...

This site has fallen off no wonder why the numbers are down. If it has turned into a group love fest why dont' you just make it password protected so people don't hurt your feelings?

HabsFan29 said...

anonymous, if we've fallen off so much, why are you still here? why are you spending so much time telling us how much we suck? surely, there are better Habs websites out there. go there now. please.

and nice try if you think my feelings are hurt. positive reaction to today's post: ti-cul, Mr natural, steve, soperman, Daddy Says, Kmaxx, even lawyerboy for god's sake. negative reaction: YOU.

bea.habs.fan said...

am in hysterics over the text
but had to watch my eyes out after that pic ...
kudos LG

GYMFHG and get those 2 points for
1st in the East WOOHOO

lawyergirl77 said...

@Anon: I don't mind people telling me that they disagree with my opinions. I actually agree that I've been pretty down on the team lately and some of it is unjustified. I had been thinking about the whole Jekyll and Hyde thing for a while and I decided to post it when the Habs seemed to be climbing back on board that roller coaster.

Disagreement & debate? That's my stock in trade. LOVE it - it's one of the reasons why I loved this site as a commentor. I loved the fact that we could have an honest debate in here without resorting to flamethrowing and namecalling. It was refreshing.

But if the best you can do is call me a fat, stupid bitch and issue ridiculous gender based insults in lieu of real arguments, then I would direct you back to the AOL message boards HI/O for your debating pleasure.

(And for someone who slagged me for my - admitted - lack of research in yesterday's post, I find it funny that you know so very little about this site's stats...)

So to all trolls, in case today's post hasn't made it crystal clear:

Fuck off. Your shit ain't welcome here.

And that is the last of my precious time I'm wasting on your worthless asses.

LB77 - A Bruins fan? Now see THAT was insulting to me... ;)

soperman said...

@Steve

Just wondering. You go for the redhead once (Ginger over Maryann) and the brunette earlier (Betty over Wilma). Not a hair preference? But the real question is why not the Bailey vs. Jennifer (WKRP)?

WV - rechi as in "Can Rechi collect CPP if he plays hockey in Canada?"

soperman said...

he called you what now???

phuckhead

Anonymous said...

@LL I agree that you shouldn't be mocked or judged based on your gender as Women make great Habs fans just as much as any guy does. It is nice to see the fairer sex's opinion of this team and I frequently enjoy your comments and posts. I just think the trolls add a bit of spice to this site unless they are completely unhinged and abusive. If you look at the number of posts they are only huge when one of them starts acting up. I think most people secretly enjoy their input as long as it isn't vulgar. Maybe I'm wrong but a simple go somewhere else is a needless reaction. More numbers is a good thing regardless of what is posted.

HabsFan29 said...

whoa whoa whoa a Bailey-Jennifer discussion? now THIS is important

Bailey all the way, especially in the ep where she wore jeans and Johnny's Black Death t-shirt.

lawyergirl77 said...

@Anon 1:55 - Like I said - I like the debate. But yesterday was a new low in terms of the personal attacks and not even addressing the issue. IMHO, it was unhinged and abusive.

More numbers can be a good thing, but I think I can speak for my fellow bloggers when I say that we don't really care about the numbers as much as we care about the quality of the discussion around here.

New, fresh and interesting voices are great. But when their coments become interchangeable with the vitriolic bullshit that takes place over at Puck Daddy, that's when we/I have a problem.

Chester said...

OK I'm glad we finally got down to something that matters here ..
1. Betty
2. Mary Anne ( no contest there )
3. New Wonder Woman
4. Gotta be Bailey....

soperman said...

@chester

good picks (and Syndi) :o)

the Maritimer said...

@HF29, Yeah, Bailey Quarters! She was so much prettier than Jennifer, who was way too bleached and phoney for me. Bailey's rack was just as impressive. In real life I believe she got married down in Cape Breton back in the '80's.

As far as this site going down hill, maybe. The stripper quotient has fallen off drastically, but Steve is still carrying the ball with his links to such material.

Regarding trolls, I loved it when people like Cornelius Hardenbaugh from Beantown would stop in for a visit or Wendel Clark's Balls, who now may go by truebluerfan over at the G&M. Those were fun times!

Steve said...

@Soperman

Betty was just way more sexy and had better legs.

WKRP - Jennifer

Chester said...

With Betty it was those pigtails ... man the mind wanders.
And ... there was nothing on TV hotter than Bailey. She was just the right kind of dumb.

the Maritimer said...

@Chester, Mary Anne had the pigtails.

Steve said...

Its very profound that the which one test ends with WKRP, okay favorite power ranger. Its very rare to have a comedy show now with two hot chicks, with totally different hotness. Even Tru Blood really only offers one constant hot.

Confucious said...

Ahem. Uh, yeah. Clearly LG's feelings ARE hurt otherwise she wouldn't have spent all night thinking of what to post today. Anyone with an OUNCE of confidence would have turned the page.

We have the last laugh, LG. You really put a lot of stock into our opinions.

HabsFan29 said...

it's called satire Confucious. look it up

ok back to Bailey vs Jennifer. who remembers the Jennifer in the swimsuit episode (the nude pics ep)? that almost swayed me to Jennifer. almost.

Bill 101 said...

maybe it's time to consider one of those little math questions instead of wv: ?

dwgs said...

In Chester's defence, he did mention that his mind was wandering... And it must have been 'cuz Bailey only played dumb in the episode where Carlson's mother hired the management consultant.
As regards dissenters, witty rejoinders and the cut and parry of keen intellectual debate should always be encouraged (and always has been on this site). Arguing at the level of a dim 12 year old (Fag! Fat Bitch!) should be cause for banishment. It's not like the management doesn't give you fools enough rope.
wv - foofers - fluffers employed by foufounes.
*returns to his natural lurking state*

dwgs said...

Whadday wanna bet that confucius, lb77 and the various anonymi are all one and the same sexually frustrated seventeen year old?
wv - that reminds me of the particularly unpleasant warton my ass.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Confucious:

Actually, we have the last laugh, because it's our blog and we can write whatever the fuck we want. Just so happens that LG decided to slap all you morons in the face with her hilarity - and you dolts came back to read it. And are still commenting. See how that worked?

iRiRi said...

SUPER DUPER AWESOME POST LG!!!!! :D :D

First in the division is so close, I can taste it.

GYFHG!

HabsFan29 said...

bravo on your use of "anonymi" dwgs

Steve said...

@ Confucius spend a couple of hours on this <a href="http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_CA/'> site</a>, likely in your case it will be a couple days.

@29 Jennifer was cast sexy, and I fall for that every time. Charlie's Angels though I went for Jackice over Farah, part of a very small minority.

Kmaxx said...

Just to wade into the WKRP dicussion for a second here...did Dr. Johnny Fever ever end up doing Bailey? The late 70's /80's were a fairly hazy period for me...

moeman said...

Bailey was the wetdreamgal.

Steve said...

@Kmaxx good question?

Clipped from Eyes on the Prize

Look how rare a hat trick is, Tits your due for another. On the other hand Mad Max had one.


2000-01

ZUBRUS, DAINIUS 14/10/00 vs CHI 3 0 3 (5-4)

SAVAGE, BRIAN 21/10/00 vs CAR 3 2 5 (5-2)

2001-02

SAVAGE, BRIAN 26/11/01 @ BUF 3 0 3 (5-2)

PETROV, OLEG 14/01/02 vs PHI 3 0 3 (3-5)

PERREAULT, YANIC 21/01/02 @ FLA 3 0 3 (5-7)

2002-03

KOIVU, SAKU 18/11/02 vs PIT 3 1 4 (5-4)

2003-04

SOURAY, SHELDON 18/12/03 vs NSH 3 1 4 (5-4 p/ot)

2005-06

BULIS, JAN 25/01/06 @ PHI 4 0 4 (5-3)

RYDER, MICHAEL 05/02/06 vs PHI 3 0 3 (5-0)

2006-07

RYDER, MICHAEL 07/04/07 @ TOR 3 1 4 (5-6)

2007-08

PLEKANEC, TOMAS 29/02/08 @ BUF 3 1 4 (6-2)

2008-09

HIGGINS, C. 11/11/08 vs OTT 3 0 0 (4-0)

KOSTITSYN, ANDREI 27/12/08 vs PIT 3 0 3 (3-2)

LAPIERRE, MAXIM 29/12/09 @ FLA 3 0 3 (5-2)

LANG, ROBERT 07/01/09 @ NYR 3 0 3 (6-3)

2009-10

CAMMALLERI, MIKE 24/09/09 vs NYR 3 0 0 (5-4)

CAMMALLERI, MIKE 04/12/09 vs BOS 3 0 0 (5-1)

2010-11

SUBBAN, P.K. 20/02/11 @ MIN 3 1 4 (8-1)

Chester said...

Ya the pigtails were Mary Anne, it's those Bailey thoughts that get me all confused ... I'll be OK

HabsFan29 said...

Kmaxx, they never slept together (as far as we know). in fact, i dont think anyone ever slept with anyone on that show

HabsFan29 said...

great hat trick list. Gang Bang Lang!!! best nickname we ever had around here

moeman said...

Didn't Les Nessman sleep with the turkey.

the Maritimer said...

Bailey Quarters, played by Jan Smithers, married to James Brolin, from 1986-1995. Retired from showbiz in 1987 and lived in Halifax, Nova Scotia until recently and moved back to California. I looked it up. I don't think Johnny ever hooked up with her.

Best line ever from WKRP =
Mr. Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." Said to Les Nessman after they dropped live turkeys from a helicopter into a mall parking lot for a Thanksgiving promotion. Classic.

Steve said...

@Maritimer



Off the top of my head the funniest moment in TV comedy.

The hash brownie incident on Barney Miller is also a fav.

But for continuousness choking, rib cracking laughs, its Seinfield, especially watching episodes back to back.

Kmaxx said...

@Maritimer - sorry to disagree but I feel the best line was delivered by Dr. Johnny Fever..."This is WKRP in Cincinatti - with More Music and Les...Nessman"

Maybe it was Venus Flytrap who did Bailey - SURELY TO GOD SOMEONE (Besides James Brolin) DID HER!

moeman said...

I miss Redd Foxx.

Kmaxx said...

Redd Fox did Bailey Quarters? What's going on?

moeman said...

“We’re still chasing first place . . . we still want to climb in the standings, this week’s a big week,” said Montreal coach Jacques Martin.

G Y F H G!

Kmaxx said...

Bad news on my home front everyone. the company I work for has just been bought out by a company BASED IN BOSTON! My new boss is bruin fan and he took great pleasure in boasting about how great his b's were. When we kick their fuckin' ass on Thursday I sure I hope that he doesn't make me redundant! But if he does, any of you lawyers here any good with "wrongful dismissal" cases?

moeman said...

Kmaxx, don't wear your CH jersey to the performance review.

Steve said...

@Kmaxx - does your company have " hardship pay"?

Steve said...

I have heard rumours that due to sexy friday there is "hardship pay" at FHF

soperman said...

@steve

I respect your opinion but you are an outlier in the data I have been collecting for my theory. (Betty - Wilma - meh cartoons - though Wilma was hotter).

My theory says that marketing "gurus" and women think most men prefer Jennifer to Bailey and Ginger to Maryann, but most men prefer Bailey to Jennifer and Maryann to Ginger. (I guess I am carbondating myself with the Ginger-Maryann example! :o)

Hey LG, do most women prefer Les Nessman to Herb Tarlic or the other way around? (kidding)

Kmaxx said...

@Steve - early days yet but given the b's connection, it probably only applies to people related to the new management (although at any heatring I am sure they will recuse theirself and leave it to others to do the dirty work.

@Moeman - That is a given - and I will remove my Habs screensaver as well. Thanks!

Now GYFMFCHG!

soperman said...

@Kmaxx

Did you ask your boss if he liked the Boston / Toronto game on Saturday night?

moeman said...

@Kmaxx (riffing soperman), buy a kessel leaf jersey. Guaranteed bonus.

Steve said...

@soperman, I think it mostly depends on whether you have tiger blood. Who would Charlie do? It was not until he set up house with Bree Olsen that I realized, fuck I have tiger blood!

Moey said...

Best post EVAH! No My Little Pony for me growing up :(

BUT, we had Little Kittles. Most awesomest little dolls EVAH.


GYGHG! *shakes pom poms*

Kmaxx said...

@soperman - funny how he didn't want to discuss it. His neyes sorta glazed over and I thought he was going to get all Marchand on me...so I quickly looked at my computer screen..."Oh - must answer that email from a client - let's pick this up later - thanks"...Think I'm safe - for now anyway!

Moey said...

s/b GYFHG. *sigh*

moeman said...

heh, damien cox says the 'incident in Montreal' (PatCHes' injury) has, wait for it, 'put a pall on the entire SC playoffs'. leaf fans can be really funny.

dwgs said...

You know for Leaf fans Down Goes Brown are pretty fuckin' clever. They somehow managed to get ahold of the transcript from Matt Cooke's disciplinary hearing

Steve said...

@Kmaxx - there are also the twenty things to hate about Boston on the FHF archives, make him a calender.

lawyergirl77 said...

I've got nothing but mad respect and love for DGB. He really is the Bees' Knees, regardless of his fan affiliation.

the Maritimer said...

@Kmaxx, that was classic as well!

You think you have problems, one of my brothers is a Boston fan. We still speak though.

OK, I'm out of here for a while, so......GYMFHG!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

@Moey - it's Go You Goddamn Habs Go! see, it works

yes, DGB is always kick ass. if we ever change FHF to "Battle of the 401" we'll recruit him

Steve said...

@dwgs - I logged in as Anon, told him he was not funny and should quit slandering the reputation of the NHL, and that he was lucky they have brought in a bunch of 6x leaf sweaters to fit future kessel otherwise his man boobs and beer belly would cause women to vomit.

Brown elbowed the conflict of the head.

Le Douze said...

definitely Baily, never could get into the idea of Loni Anderson. Same with Farah, couldn't get into that .... for me it was definitely Kate Jackson. And Mary Anne, not Ginger. Guess I'm for the bookish, glasses-wearing type rather than the blonde bombshell.

Oh, and LG, thx for taking my advice, OMG it's SOOO NIIIICE!!! to see an end to all the hating.

I hope those uppers wear off eventually, though, I could use a little mean streak now and then.

FHFemmes - help me with this one: Aragorn or Legolas?

Steve said...

With Scrabble and Cracker,( White Rhino, Billy Jack, Capper, Hitman, Bull (strong like bull)) it looks like Chocula is ready for Boston.

I still think Pasta is going to be the next flower, it took Lafleur 3 seasons to bloom.

lawyergirl77 said...

@L12 - dude, is it even a contest.

Aragorn, FTW. Plus, he had a Habs t-shirt on under his armor. *swoon*

HabsFan29 said...

@Le12 - another Kate Jackson fan! i thought i was the only one.

moeman said...

CHeryl Ladd.

Steve said...

I have been reading and even saw a tribute to Lafleur during the wild game that said he struggled during the first 3 seasons. He averaged 56 points a year in a 71 game schedule!

The definition of struggle sure has changed. So I will change my prediction Pasta will become the Struggling Flower.

Steve said...

Kate Jackson was way hotter in Scarecrow and Mrs King.

Le Douze said...

@LG - that's exactly what Mrs. Le12 said (maybe without the FTW). I thought she was crazy, but it turns out that I'm just a guy and can't possibly get it.

Forgot about Viggy's Habs connection - I guess that settles it. Will need to remind Mrs. Le12 (the Laffs fan) at the appropriate time.

HabsFan29 said...

man we're almost halfway to ice cream and the game is still more than 2 hours away. thanks anonymous!

Steve said...

I hope its a playoff like game tonite, hat trick or at least a goal for Chicken, points for PFK (Calder like environment) and now that they have given Pyatt a stick, he should score again as well.

GYFGDMFFPH (First Place Habs)

moeman said...

@29, "man we're almost halfway to ice cream", meth-laced?

HabsFan29 said...

i think the "meth" part is presumed by now

moeman said...

Thx 29, I sometimes confuse presume with assume. Also, Adrienne Barbeau!

HabsFan29 said...

man that Adrienne Barbeau had some big breasts

I've been hunting youtube for WKRP Bailey video. sorely lacking, but I found highlights from my favourite ep, Johnny and the phone cops

moeman said...

Dreamgirl.

lawyergirl77 said...

Apparently the urologist now has a Twitter account.

Oy.

I want PFK to get one, dammit!

moeman said...

MiCHael Whalen! (does tsn smell a leafless playoffs?) reports that TFS™ threw his toque on the ice for PFK!'s tour du CHapeau.

moeman said...

Go Devils!

Go Wild!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Did I miss anything?

HabsFan29 said...

@GG - nope. another quiet day around the FHF homestead. if only we could get some anonymous commentors to bump up our pageviews

moeman said...

pageviews, sCHmageviews, GYF1stplaceisonthelinehomeiceintheplayoffsHG!

Steve said...

@moeman thx for the mammographies

MaxPac is Wolverine said...

@LeDouze

I'm with LG77. It's Aragorn, hands down no contest.


--
GYFHG!!

moeman said...

Steve, thank Adrienne and CHeryl. (yes this is posted to pad the comment totals to 100!!!!!!!!)

Steve said...

The big question is , if I dont get a pony tonite do I get a refund?

moeman said...

Steve, no refund but more meth-laced ice cream as 29's freezer is bottomless.

Steve said...

@max pac- worried I was Gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, and you cleared that up

moeman said...

Anxiously awaited the new The Strokes 'Angles' album. Early listen = disappointed.

moeman said...

Steve, save some stokes and use the NTTIAWWT.

moeman said...

TFS™'s career GAA vs. the Sabres is 2.01. Carey, bring that below 2.00!

moeman said...

O'Rooney and O'Dwyer reffin' Bs' game. Fixed?

Steve said...

Calm before the storm NTTIAWWT
In a place is avoid travel an election NTTIAWWT
So just go out and die for your passion, but please dont leave it at home, there is something fucking wrong with that.

moeman said...

Steve read the CDN Fed budget.

scorewatcher said...

kovylicious start

Steve said...

@momen -what makes you think I can read. The budget was a lying piece of crap. It was a budget written by LG77 on this fine day she was very busy.

moeman said...

@Steve, in order to write as well as you do, you need to be able to read (or been able). Also, lg did not have input on the budget as there are no pink ponies. I know, I read it.

moeman said...

BTW, Steve, are you no longer the PM?

moeman said...

Bs tie it. Some asshole called shawn thornton scored.

HabsFan29 said...

COULD WE GET A PUCK DROP ALREADY. 739 is late enough for a 730 start

Steve said...

Oh man the incompetence, the feed for Montreal on pirate radio is the same as Philly. Fuck it its only Buffalo.

Steve said...

@moeman , got caught with my stash comming back from France, I stashi de ecto, they just put in another actor, nothing will change.

HabsFan29 said...

finally

HabsFan29 said...

has the crowd arrived yet?

HabsFan29 said...

"Picard and Paul Mara". there's a D pairing you couldnt imagine if you tried

Steve said...

@29 You do not understand Chocula, its Kirks 80 th birthday, so look for Picard to take on increasing responsibly.

moeman said...

Long live Shatner a good Montreal guy (and really bad actor).

moeman said...

Oh Mex.

HabsFan29 said...

2 Mexican shots in a row! he's trying

moeman said...

If Mex ever scores again I am renaming him CHabo Wabo.

Steve said...

If you fail try and try again. There might be a Montreal Hockey Game below, for more info ask Mr Molsons Vagina.

http://streamhq.tv/channel.php?channel_id=116163

HabsFan29 said...

DDD killing penalties. this is a quality bulldogs squad

moeman said...

Squid replacing PleXXXe on the PK. Just part of The CHannabisystem™. I'm on your left 29.

HabsFan29 said...

this is a home game, right?

Steve said...

cell buttman

HabsFan29 said...

black man made a hockey play. 2 minutes

moeman said...

29 is a proud protective Brother.

HabsFan29 said...

yo

Steve said...

Buttman and Collie in a triumph of human rights over reason have created a new affirmative action penalty.

Playing while black

moeman said...

Why did I think tonight's game thread was gonna be a fun slumber party?

HabsFan29 said...

well the crowd in the Bell is asleep

moeman said...

Give em some pillows and start a fight!

moeman said...

CH should hipmoetize CHicken and tell him every opponent is Minnesota.

HabsFan29 said...

well that period waszzzzz...

moeman said...

Decent first. A bit tight. Need to loosen up. Where is Håkan Loob when you need him?

Steve said...

@moeman loved Haken Loob, do not ask how many hockey pools I lost between him and Kent Nillson.

moeman said...

What is funny about blowhards like blob mackenzie is that they are 70% (dreger is 99% wrong) but never, ever get called out for their stupidity of not truly analyzing, deciphering and thinking out an issue.

HabsFan29 said...

ok boys game started a while ago

moeman said...

Shaved gorilla scored.

iRiRi said...

Soooooooo, r we, like, giving each other mani/pedis during the next intermission or what? Gosh, they better freakin' win cause I'm missing Glee 4 this!!!!!1!!! >:(

moeman said...

iRiRi, careful, broke the baby toe a week ago.

HabsFan29 said...

iRi Glee is a repeat tonight. like this game seems a repeat of every game where the habs have no offense

HabsFan29 said...

we're totally discombobulated

HabsFan29 said...

Carey!

iRiRi said...

Are they handing out drinks and refreshments in the penalty box that we don't know about?

moeman said...

29 meant, Are they handing out meth and ice cream in the penalty box that we don't know about?

moeman said...

I meant iRiRi meant.

moeman said...

The play gets tight at this time of year. Positioning is important and penetrating the zone to score is harder to master.

iRiRi said...

ARGHHDJDKDKDNDKD.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK

moeman said...

Fucking midget.

Steve said...

Ruff invented the god damm system, he has been coaching players without sticks for 12 years. Choucula must unleash CHannibis, bong hit hockey.

wv ballin , so many levels not

Moey said...

@moe,

You talkin' about foreplay or hockey?

HabsFan29 said...

well the goal woke us up a bit at least

LeBuuuuut said...

Can we call that check a White meet Chicken sandwich?

lawyergirl77 said...

You know, if the Habs lose this game, I won't say I told you so about the whole Jekyll and Hyde thing...

... But I'm sure as shit gonna think it!

(at least it means we'll show up vs. Boston...)

moeman said...

@ incorrigibleMoey, both.

HabsFan29 said...

the wake up was short-lived. we look terrible. and slow. and terrible

Moey said...

@lg,

I can tolerate a loss tonight as long as they beat the living shit out of Boston Thursday.

Steve said...

Could it be the coaching, after that wild Wild win, did Choucla say "never again"

Of course the players could have been out looking for some action last night, and in Buffalo that would exhaust Charlie Sheen, not the action, looking for it.

moeman said...

Habs shot their load in Minny. Need to reCHarge. Come on nads, the system needs you!

moeman said...

... and the mcsploogian shot to the Habs org because he and his career has/have been continuously shunned ...

iRiRi said...

They're getting shut out, right?

HabsFan29 said...

iRi the only question is whether it's 2-0 or 3-0

iRiRi said...

@29 - Definitely 3-0. It's the only way they know.

Steve said...

Noooo, there is always a vaporizer between periods.

Moey said...

Haven't been to the cinema in like forever, but Hobo with a Shotgun may be just too good to resist. Seriously? Hobo with a Shotgun? FFS.

HabsFan29 said...

ok one goal. FOR PATCHES

HabsFan29 said...

nice takedown

iRiRi said...

I miss PleXXXe.

moeman said...

Bs burned the Devils. People get ready.

moeman said...

PleXXXe'll be back Thursday. Apart from TFS™, DDD is our best player tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

we're going nowhere fast

moeman said...

... but we are inCHing our way to crème glaçée!!

lawyergirl77 said...

Okay, moe, 29, Moey, iRiRi: seeing as its just us in here right now can I come out and say it, seeing as it's not directed at any of you? I can't hold it in anymore...

moeman said...

Say it!

HabsFan29 said...

still time left LG. hold it in!

moeman said...

Spit it out!

lawyergirl77 said...

*muffled*

I'll hold back, for now... But, still, pretty bummed they've been proving me right so far... :(

moeman said...

Don't hyde lg!

bob cold formerly known as lehab said...

If Ryan Miller can hang on for this shutout it could put a nail in the Leafs coffin

HabsFan29 said...

meh

moeman said...

meh

iRiRi said...

Ugh. So fucking frustrating. Go 'head, LG.

lawyergirl77 said...

Ok. That's it.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!! DAMMITWHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS SHIT?????

*head explodes*

Hadulf said...

What a fucking snooze fest...

moeman said...

Next game is a win!

Bill 101 said...

bleeeeeaaahhhhhhhh

Hadulf said...

So NOW do you think we need to dump the fucking mexican...jesus h christ! I hate his fucking game. CAN YOU STOP LOSING THE PUCK? CAN YOU STOP GIVING IT AWAY? Tabarnak...

Orangeman said...

8 goals on the road, 0 at home. Consistancy isn't a friend of this club. Oh, I see now. They were yet again within 1 point of Boston and therefore could not contractually win tonight.

Tits and PK shameful on that empty netter. Gomez has his defenceman fall down, creating a clear lane for him to the net in the dying minutes, still decides to go behind the net to pass it. Only good news is now they have a chance at winning on Thursday having lost tonight and being more than 1 point behind the Bs. I think I'll start watching every other game now.

Number31 said...

On the bright side, this Sabres win totally fucked over the Leaf.

moeman said...

BUF, NYR, CAR wins = a leaf gang bang. Wipe it Burkkake.

MaxPac is Wolverine said...

well, that sucked.

I'd much rather a win, obviously, but here's vindication for LG77. Anyone wanna brutally flame her again for saying this team has a bad case of the w-l-w-l-w-l?

moeman said...

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