Tuesday, October 02, 2007

With My Head Up My Ass - An Autobiography



Introducing a new feature on the FHF, entitled The Life of HF33, With My Head Up My Ass.

Over the years, despite wonderful intentions, HF33 has made some foolish predictions he wish he could take back. This is all chronicled in the various chapters of his autobiography. You'll find heartwarming moments in this book's many chapters, such as Jordan, Shmordan: The Chicago Bulls' Next Bust, Crosby Show Cancelled After Pilot, and Muhammad Ali Punches Like a Girl. Here are the latest entries of this ever expanding volume.

Maxim Lapierre: This kid is not going back to Hamilton.

Right of reply: What! the kid's mug is on every poster in town including those Dove fat women billboards. Look at them! He's in a RDS commercial too! C'mon!



HF29 update - thought everyone should see the Lapierre billboard too, for the love of irony:




Jaroslav Halak: He will be our backup.

Right of reply: What! He was the reason we even had a pulse against the Leafs in the last game of the season. You figure the team would want him to build on that experience and give Price maximum minutes in Hamilton! He'll be back, you just watch.

Here it goes....

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima fucking culpa.

6 comments:

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Okay, one of you better explain how a picture of my wife's ass ended up on your front page.

Don't know about you guys, but with 29.5 hours to go before puck drop, I am positively a tingle in all of my special places.

Oh, and Redden for Price, straight up. Whaddya say?

Young HF29 said...

I'm feeling the juices flowing myself

That is tempting offer. We need Redden, I grant you that. But you don't trade away a future Vezina winner, do you???

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Of course you don't. You wait until he wins you two Cups then pulls a December hissy fit on the bench.

Geez, don't you guys know anything??

*ducks to avoid invective hurled by HF33*

Dave said...

Price can bail all he wants after 2 cups in Montreal. He can sing backup for the Pussycat Dolls if he wants. More power to him.

Anonymous said...

Is that the billboard on St Catherine by the Second Cup? I pass by it everyday and laugh at the irony.

Young HF29 said...

Habslove - yup. Took the photo as I walked home last night. Kills me