"And in the end, the [Packers of Green Bay] triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most gripping victory."
OMG you guys, what a game!! I didn't even notice the fact that Montreal doesn't get American commercials anymore (Curse you, CTV!!) because I was sooo absorbed in the action on the field. Seriously, can you believe how many interceptions that...
... Oh, wait. I'm supposed to review the Habs game?
Well, either the Habs seemed to know that they were predestined to lose to the Devils as usual or they were busy thinking about kickoff in a game in which they weren't even playing. How else do you explain the fact that they didn't show up for the first period (or much thereafter) and, even though Fat Marty wasn't around for the second period and was busy stuffing his face with hotdogs, much like Cammy D was stuffing A-Rod's face with popcorn (for the record: ewwww) they still didn't manage to win against those devilish fuckers, ad nauseam, ad infinitum. Way to sully a pretty outstanding week, fellas!!
Much like the Habs, I stopped paying attention after the first few Devils goals too. Clearly, we all had better things to think about on Super Bowl Sunday.
Next year, I'll show them how to make chicken wings in their slow cooker so that they can stop fretting about their snacks and concentrate on the game instead.
But, hey, at least there were Habs jerseys somewhere in the vicinty of an actual sporting event yesterday: