Friday, February 18, 2011

The Morning Skate for Sexy Friday, February 18th

Our final Heritage Classic alternate jersey is the "CBC / TSN Special"

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Brooklyn Decker ('s tits) in the SI Swimsuit Issue...
  • FEAR THE COLLAPSE PEOPLE. Oilers 4, Habs 1, CHeez Whiz' face -1 (WARNING: do not click on that face pic if you're eating breakfast). When the game story headline has "struggling" and "tailspin" in there (in relation to the Habs, not, you know, the worst team in the league the Oil) it can't be good. We'll see what Panger has to say later today;
  • And the Bs won. Let's face it, 1st place is a dream. The playoffs may be a dream at this rate;
  • The Rangers are all of a sudden nipping at our ass again after they beat the Kings in a SO;
  • Caps managed to lose too though;
  • Wings win the Battle of Decent Teams 6-2 over the Bolts;
  • The Yotes are apparently good now, beat the Thrash 4-3;
  • Jaro has gone on IR after he injured his hand at practice;
  • Here's a report on the state of the ice and weather  for the Heritage Classic. Our excitement for that game is waning by the minute.
OK it's still Friday, and it's still sexy. We'll try and CHeer you up with more from the SI swimsuit issue, cover girl and Cristiano Ronaldo's gf Irina Shayk rolling around and frolicking. Mmm, frolicking.

15 comments:

Stuck in Helsinki said...

Good fucking grief...starting to think Spinal Tap drummer is a safer occupation than Habs defenceman. Is this why Burke loaded up on D in the summer?

Naw, over-rated blow hard still makes more sense.

They call me Reef Halliday said...

Big fat hairy fucking donkey balls, that's all I got to say about last night.

Habsfan10 said...

That jersey is the most horrific thing I've ever seen.

Steve said...

If Hall Gill sees that sweater he is going to rant. I think its just short of a crime against humanity.

Moey said...

That jersey could also read "any team but the Habs."

My indepth analysis about last night, I think we're officially in deep doggie doo doo. *sob*

Kmaxx said...

Sexy Friday is usually the highlight of the week here - but this week you go from the ugliest thing I have seen in a very very long time to Brooklyn Decker - so you'll understand if my self balancing mechanism is slightly screwed up this afternoon. Firstly - Why in the name of Maurice Richard would you ever adorn the front of FHF with a leaf jersey (even if the tag was very funny!) Put a link with a warning but don't show it off in public please! Secondly - Why wouldn't you have taken any one of the 12 shots from that SI layout and put that in place of the jersey. Continuity be dammed - She is hot! Even the WV is fucked today - I mean - come on - dotovbdi! That's never gonnna be a word!

Steve said...

MrHabsFan29 Tear down that jersey

Hadulf said...

Man, that's a pretty big gash in Wiz's face...

So, Sheldon Souray anyone?

lawyergirl77 said...

I don't think we're in as deep shit as last night's game indicates.

We (usually) suck against the bad teams.
We (usually) bring it against the good ones.

This whole Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde act is getting old, fast. Why can't they just play consistent hockey? The streakiness is unbelievable.

Kmaxx said...

@LG - so last night's game was a bit like this blogpost (or at least the beginning part...as in: We (usually) wouldn't be caught dead posting anything remotely positve about the leaf...somehting along those lines - I now that GG is out of town so there is an inherint level of forgiveness that must be passed on. Maybe I'll just wait and see what Panger has to say.

Steve said...

Why does the Goat not put his foot down and sit Mex and Tits for a couple of games to get their heads back out of their asses?

moeman said...

After lying that The WHiz was out for a month, rds now says he may play Sunday.

moeman said...

Squid in.

moeman said...

heh and people need to wonder why they are called Fuck Daddy? Back 2 back 'articles' praising brilliant burke and their magical leaf. What a fucking joke Wyshynski and his leaf sucking crew are. Worse than hnic? Oh wait, they link to hnic every Saturday to buff their leaf. Wankers.

moeman said...

Squid, Wiz, Gill in for the Heritage.