Well that was fun kids, especially glenn healey's sad attempt at highlighting a laughingstock leaf instead on concentrating on the game at hand. Oh wait, its hnic. Production meetings at the cbc must be hilarious. Imagine a hack like healy asking for special graphics and a special 'tracking' device. Some schlub in Toronto (I know, Centre of the self-aggrandized Universe, aka CotU) has the added workload to please their leaf fan lemmings. Love the sCHadenfrude. So in the spirit of the Ke$$elTracker™, lets find out what else happened last night.
Where's your integrity/credibility ? ~ Go figure, toronto-based media house of mirrors slagging PFK! for being 'called out' by burke's latest rehab project. Hopefully PFK! rehabs Loopy on Feb. 24th (I'll be at the game!). tsn actually freeze frames the play, puts a focused light on Loopy's helmet and whines, whines, whines that PFK! is disrespectful. Fucking morons.
Where's the respect ? ~ Nice blindside hit on PatCHes, leaf #2 Dman (hnic reminds us that fLuke schenn leads in hits but failed to mention that he also leads in giveaways, this on a team that ices Dou$harek).
Where's our rival ? ~ In Boston. The toronto-based media funhouse still clings to the idea that their storied leaf matters. We laugh at you, not with you.
Where's the 3 stars ? ~ DDD (heard Gio! call him that on post game show) potted a beauty and passed a perfect play to Pouliot, who was imitated with an almost similar goal from Captain America (no where to be found on the US Olympic team, wonder why?). DDD was also 12 for 16 on face-offs. Track that hnic.
Where's your tax money spent ? ~ The Ke$$elTracker™, brought to you by hnic, cuz they just gotta put the focus on their team and give their audience a nugget. How'd that work out?
Where's bob ? ~ Still cold.
Where's Crotch's Corner ? ~ Mr. Warmth was in WhiteHorse with his buddy ron mchudsonbay, watching, wait for it, hockey fights.
Where's the standings ? ~ Habs' Record is 31-20-6 2nd in Northeast, 6th in East, 9th in the League. The leaf is 4th, 12th, 26th but they can still mathemagically make the playoffs.
Where's the code ? ~ In milbury's shoe and boyce's blue&white birdcage. That fuckfaced leaf took offense to PFK!'s smile and shot the puck at him. Where's collie ?
Where's the net ? ~ The leaf never found it giving TFS™ his 6th shutout this season, 2nd vs. the leaf this season and 10th in his young career (and the leaf gave up it's 9th against this season). NB - healy and cold both made sure to mention the 'word' during the play. Fuckers.
Where's blowhard burke ? Is it me or did the hnic stuckonleafzoomcam not spot his fat white pasty face?
Where was 29 ? ~ Away. Maybe ménage-à-ovenmitting Kristin?
Where's the mustard ? ~ Too muCH? meh, not enough.
Where's the post-nekkid-slumpbustin'-guy hot babe pic ? ~