Friday, February 04, 2011

TMS has Super Bowl fever for Sexy Friday, February 4th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Playboy models recreating famous Super Bowl plays...
  • Bit of a mixed bag for scoreboardwatcher last night. The good news is that the Rangers lost, allowing the Habs to keep their stranglehold on sixth place;
  • The bad news is that the Bs won, meaning the thrill of being in third place is just a dream;
  • The Bs game had three fights in the first four seconds;
  • Scoreboardwatcher is indifferent to the Canes losing, because it meant the Leafs won 3-0, and scoreboardwatcher likes his Leaf schadenfreude a little too much. The next great Leaf goalie James Reimer had 27 saves for the shutout;
  • We'll leave scoreboardwatcher with one last piece of good news, the Thrash losing;
  • The most interesting thing about the recap of the Flyers' 3-2 win over the Preds is in the game notes section where it says Bernie Parent is the commissioner of the Wing Bowl chicken-wing eating competition;
  • Jose Theodore beat his old team (well, one of them) as the Wild beat the Avs;
  • Our dream of seeing Squid back in the lineup for this weekend's Super Bowl matinees is dead;
  • Here's the background deets on that Carey Price frozen equipment story;
  • OK enough hockey, let's get to some SB XLV sexiness: we've got the porn star who will give free blow jobs if the Steelers win, this year's PETA rejected Super Bowl ad featuring vegetables, and we've even got something for you ladies, 10 shitrtless NFL studs. And by "studs" we hope the blogger means "hot", because Brady Quinn is a terrible QB.
Of course it's not just SB XLV this weekend, its also Lingerie Bowl VIII. Hey, it's lasted longer than both the USFL and the XFL. To celebrate, here's some LFL players posing for Playboy (no, TMS is not sponsored by Playboy. Call us, Hef!). Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

74 comments:

lawyergirl77 said...

OMG you guys - Apocalypse!! CTV Montreal will be broadcasting in HD and it's going to knock out the US commercials on the Superbowl.

Boo. Hiss. Evil Canadian Broadcasting regulations win again. :(

Habsfan10 said...

Brady Quinn is a terrible NFL QB. [fixed]

Brady was an awesome college QB, says the ND homer.

Hadulf said...

Not even related to the super..something involving football...

This is what's wrong with the Players philosophy with fights, hits to the head. Basically comes down to player's respect, you just need to read the first part...

Max Talbot about the goalie fight

Anonymous said...

Guys, guys. I hate the Leafs just as much as the next guy, but we *want* these guys to win - a LOT, to ensure the B's don't get a top pick in the draft (remember?).

Let the Leafs finish 9th, thank-you very much.

L Dude said...

@anon: Fuck the Laffs and Bruins. The Bruins can have the top pick for the next five years and we'll still own them for the next 25. So fuck 'em. The leaf win was only good from the scoreboardwatcher's perspective.

All of my Hab friends are lamenting the Super Bowl weekend curse, citing the beginning of the downfall for the Habs. I don't recall them sucking every SB weekend, so did some research. Turns out they are 5-5 since the lockout. 3-2 on Saturday. 2-3 on Sunday. Lost both 2 years ago. Won both in '06 (shutout the B's and Philthy Phuckers). Others were all splits.

So a split this weekend seems imminent. Beat the rags, lose to Fat Marty and carry on.

Steve said...

I am with those who want the leafs to win,

1) Great chance to play them in the first round and it would be the same as a bye.

2)If Burka gets fired who will take players like Gravol and KomiIsuck off our hands.

3) With Boston tops in Bettmans deranged mind, we cant be to confident until they ruin the Campbell kid.

4) I hate the raptors worse than the leafs.

5) If the leafs continue to lose we may lose HNIC to cable.

Anonymous said...

Guys, I think we can all do without the sex. It's just a placeholder for those of us who can't think of more intelligent and appropriate things. I like your blog, but the constant sex makes me cringe.

HabsFan29 said...

so now you're just baiting us anonymous? or is this just all an elaborate joke?

[expletive deleted] off.

HabsFan29 said...

I mean that politely of course anonymous. I am honestly perplexed how someone who hates swearing and sex can like FHF so much. This blog was built on the twin pillars of swearing and sex.

Anonymous said...

It's just that hockey is a sport that should be enjoyed by all and you're really excluding a large portion of people with the language and images. This is a Montreal Canadiens blog, let's just focus on them. There's enough swearing and sex on the rest of the internet.

Multiple Personality Syndrome said...

Good Gracious! The use of the "anonymous" button appears more offensive around here than naughty language and lurid imagery

as if

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fuck me (gratuitous)

HabsFan29 said...

with respect anonymous, we don't give a fuck who we exclude. your argument doesn't hold water. if you don't like swearing and sex, don't buy HBO. same principle.

J.T.
Dennis Kane
EOTP

Plenty of great Habs places to go without swearing and sex. we have swearing and sex. variety is the spice of life

Steve said...

Is there another hockey blog with Sexy Friday? There is only one official sexy day on this blog, lets have titty Tuesdays, and muffin Mondays, fuck why not drug induced debauched Wednesdays.

HabsFan29 said...

Deep Throat Thursdays!

Steve said...

Annoymous inspired pick to replace Chocula, Charlie Sheen, the Habs will fuck you up!

Bill101 said...

Guilt-suppresed Sundays!

Anonymous said...

I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just mean that you can get your point across without pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Take the commentor Orangeman. His posts evoke the biting wit of Oscar Wilde, the thoughtful insight of Hemmingway and the playful dread of Edgar Allen Poe, all without lowering himself to your standards. In simple text he exudes such raw masculinity that not only makes the rest of you look childlike, but also forces me to re-evaluate my own heterosexuality. His easy use of facts and numbers to illustrate his complex arguments are enough to prove his superior knowledge (and ferocious libido). His ideas are all the profanity I need, his words the only sex.

Orangeman said...

Wow, Anon. Thanks! These guys aren't childlike. Just a little gullible at times. Plus I'm kind of a di...I mean, I'm kind of a meanie. They're all great once you get to know them.

HabsFan29 said...

@Bill101 - + a holy trinity. seriously lol'd

anon I am not offended in the least. this blog has sex and swearing. it also has rock 'n roll, Gulliver's travels, and more Jewish humour than you can shake a mezzuzah at. we have all sorts of stuff. take it or leave it

GoldenGirl11 said...

Am I on some sort of drugs. WTF is going on here today?

Anon compliance said...

@most recent anon: you can take him - but we'll need Luke Schenn (or Bloge Salming vids) in return.

Bill101 said...

@GG - must we look further than a Friday lunchtime? (E.S.T. anyway)

maybe the fuck&sex thing is more of an issue for those who while moments away here at their work computers.

Orangeman said...

GG11: I'm the one on drugs. The drugs of "Unemployment" and "Too much time on his hands".

Mr. natural said...

WTF?
orangie are you PHucking with us? Is anon your evil twin?

Come clean now.

Acting like e Troll he is, now switching to sex, c'mon sex and swearing are the two things most surpressed by the Puritans, which makes them tops in my book.

Some PHunny shit there boys and girls. 29 & Steve: Charlie Sheen, Titty Tuesdays and deep throat Thursdays, priceless.

And as I tried being reasonable, expressing my point of view in a calm, mature fashion, trying to keep my psychotic opinion on the DL, to a degree but to no avail, HEY Anonymous don't like it FUCK OFF AND GO ELSEWHERE.

PS not offended just find you tiresome, FUCK OFF, go away.

Jaybird said...

C'mon now 29...

We play the Bruins twice more this year and have played well against them. They are one sprained Chara ankle away from mediocrity...and we have already had our injuries!!

GYFHG

Long time no post for me...feels good. The popularity of the site seems to jump everytime I browse!

Good job gang.

Orangeman said...

To clarify, I was only messing around on this post, not yesterday. I thought I would just poke some fun at anon, but then others bit and so it went.

HabsFan29 said...

/makes "hook in mouth" gesture and slumps off, embarrassed

well done o'man

Mr. natural said...

@anon, the views expressed by this poster are his own and do not reflect the management of this site.

That is all.

Steve said...

I was over at Fleshbot looking for stock tips and it was offensive.

L Dude said...

29, no need to be embarrassed. You were onto him early on:

so now you're just baiting us anonymous? or is this just all an elaborate joke?

[expletive deleted] off.

4 February, 2011 11:41 AM


I had a feeling we were being toyed with, but thought it was moeman, or is it noeman. Turns out it was Ononymous. Great stuff!

And if it's not too late, I'll throw in a vote for Three way Thursdays.

So, hockey. Anything interesting? Trade talk? Will Auld play the Rags, whom he owns? Will Fla. move to QC?

HabsFan29 said...

it's true L Dude, I thought it was a joke, but by the same guy o'man's glowing review of himself should have really tipped me off. i blame drugs

hockey! sure! HIO says CHeez Whiz has the flu and is questionable, and TFS will start against the Rangers.

The QC arena will not be built in my lifetime

HabsFan29 said...

and Three Way Thursdays is even better than Deep Throat Thursdays. maybe we should do sexy months too. I like the sound of "Orgy October"

Bill101 said...

"It's Complicated" with April, May & June?


groan

oh yeah, hockey. GYFHG!

L Dude said...

Ooh. Sexy months. Great idea.
Naughty November? Fetish February?
Don't forget about all of our ladies though. Massive March? Studly September? Endless ideas really.

I don't like the idea of the CHeez Whiz Flu. Picard. Aye aye aye.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mr. Natural,

Who the he'll made you king for the day?

As for the swears in the posts...it just gets old guys. You try to look like real toughies. And lawyergirl, you and your big mouth, you must scare half the male population away. Never would I take you home to Mom. When I close my eyes and conjure a mental likeness to that of your filthy mouth, Rosanna Barr comes to mind. Ewww. And I'm starting to think that lawyergirl77 (please God, tell me there are not 76 before her) = Habsfan29 = Goldengirl11.

As for other blogs you mention such as J.T., yup, that woman has total class, is beyond witty and funny without the high school trash talk.

If you want to discuss further, I am happy to meet you face-to-face in a downtown bar over a hockey game. We'll see how much swearing you'll do in public.

Anonymous said...

Check this out guys. Crazy.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/globe-on-hockey/the-nhls-top-defensive-defencemen-at-midseason/article1867013/

Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak said...

oooh.. someone's really having a bad day.

Ononymous said...

Wait, is this the original Anon? Now even I'm confused.

Every year with the flu. Can they not do something about this? We need Cheeze Whiz. We need two of him.

mmmmmmmm...cheeze whiz sandwich.

Steve said...

@Anon fucking great fucking (Globe) list it gave me a humongous fucking a hard on and all I could think about was rolling it up and doing some anal with it and Chocula's stone cold ass.

HabsFan29 said...

@Onon - you think you're confused? I don't even know who's who anymore. apparently i'm GG. giddyup! i need more graphic designer skillz

@anon (whoever) - LG is the greatest women ever who every man would die for. gorgeous, killer cook, and can slam down the scotCHes better than Boone. my mom loves her. of course, mom has the mouth of a sailor. you know, like everyone but you

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
Wha..?

Steve said...

@Anon, since I am from Toronto, it always seemed to me there are no assholes in Montreal, and it always made me wonder why the people dont explode, but now I know how its done, your full of the Shit for the entire population.

Anonymous said...

Dearest Steve,

You seem to have this thing for "assholes". Is there something you're not telling us. And just because you make so many wild assumptions, I'm an American transferred to Montreal for a few years who happens to love the Habs as much as anyone.

GG, LG, 29...who ever you are, I'm starting to suspect this blog is a one-man show. And I don't see a gorgeous cick whe I envision you or a good cook if you model yourself after Montreal's bad food.

Anonymous said...

I guess I posted that Globe article at a bad time. First time posting and I had just gotten the globe link from my brother and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

orange ya glad this isn't Anonymous said...

Guys and gals. If we can learn anything from my little experiment this morning is that we shouldn't waste our time and efforts on responding to people who can't even come out from under 'anonymous'. It might feel good to respond, you might even think you're standing up for a friend, but you're really just fueling the fire.

I've decided that I will have a good hung over brunch for the game tomorrow at Station du Sports. Yes, I'm going to drink tonight specifically to have a hung over meal tomorrow. The things I do for my Habs.

WV: happylog. teehee

Anonymous said...

Fuck, the one time I fucking post on the fucking internet and I seem to get caught in the middle of something I had no intentions of getting into. I just wanted to post the FUCKING article about Hammer and Spacek. Well I think I learned my lesson and will not post anywhere again. By the way I love the site, keep up the good work and GYMFHG.

Jeremy

HabsFan29 said...

@Jeremy - your link was awesome. please post all the time. it was just a bad day with all the anonymouses and all

Steve said...

@Jeremy, so sorry I did not know you were not the autonomous asshole.

It was an awesome link, just think if we still had Rhino, and our plyons stats defy what our eyes see.

Steve said...

Who is the player that is married to the really hot bible thumper and they have super human cute kids, please provide a link for our little American friend so he can get his jollies there.

They call me Reef Halliday said...

I understand the mix up and I've made sure it won't happen again.

lawyergirl77 said...

Dear Anon (Not Jeremy - you're cool, dude. Apologies for the crossfire),

If you're going to try to flame someone, please ensure that your prose is well-written, concise, and factually accurate.

As it stands, instead of insulting me, your post simply makes me hang my head in shame over the demise of the Canadian educational system and the death of civil discourse in modern society.

Best regards,

LG77

Bill 101 said...

@jeremy - take heart comrade

I was in your shoes only a year ago - lurked & then posted 'anon' for a while. 'anon' gets you ignored or, occasionally, ripped a new one. Sometimes there's collateral damage.

That probably wont happen to "Jeremy" or even if you choose a handle that some find rather offensive like.. er.. some people.

That being said, I'm sure you already know that any expression of Phucktard sympathy will likely bring unanimous (and maybe anonymous too) abuse.

later

Anonymous said...

Wow, LG77, so uptight, are we? Sometimes my big fat fingers hit or miss the keys on my IPhone. Is there no room for forgiveness? And now that you mention the Cacadian educational system, can I take aim at that too? I promise you though, you won't like what I have to say.

Mr. natural said...

@LG77 he's an American that they didn't want anymore so they punished him by sending to the cold north.

Nothing to do with the demise of our education system, just the reality of the average IQ and educational level of the exiled Americans.

They keep the smart ones home.

GYMFUCKINGHG!

scorewatcher said...

wtf? shut up everyone!

Go Sabres Go! Bolts too!

Mr. natural said...

Come back Wendel Clark's balls, we love you.

I love this PHucken place!

Going downtown going drinking, live music, drinking, laughs, drinking, leaving the car at home, drinking.

Valerie, Valera, Valerie, Valera ha ha ha ha ha.

Apparently someone made me King! I did not see the memo.

Plus I'm old (that part he nailed) and trying to act tough, not so much on the whole tough thing though..

Steve said...

Saturday is Bob Marleys 66 birthday, and in his spirit and his advice which I am prone to take, I say No Women no Child, and that means with no Anon Asshole, we could all go back to the way it was, erudite sophisticated hockey fans of all stripes working for a better world with more sexy Fridays and more parades.

If this does not work, lets just cancel the fucking Internet, it has worked wonders in Eypt.

Number31 said...

Does this mean football is over after this weekend? WOO!

2pm and 3pm games, while good for our European friends, totally fucks up the weekend schedule.

Steve said...

@31 I totally agree, the NFL is a great metaphor or simile or something Shake sphere for America. It is a fucked up artificial game that only mutants can play, it lasts a long time but actual action can be measured by the number of drinks you must consume to even stay awake. The final outcome is pre determined by the betting line in Las Vagas and there is not one player on either team you would allow to date choculas daughter.

Omne holus smaragdinum fit, si cum nitro coquatur said...

pantscast! pantscast!

Mr. natural said...

agree W/Omne, Pants cats!

How 'bout: The losing team only gets a point if they lose in a shootout, if they lose in the 5 minute 4 on 4 = Nada.

Be pretty exciting 5 minutes.
Thoughts, opinions, death threats?

Hoiles said...

The Playboy Super Bowl great play recreation is from the bitchy redhead from the Amazing Race a few years back. Thanks for the link!

GoldenGirl11 said...

What the hell happened here today?

Habsfan10 said...

Christ, you wake up from a codeine induced stupor and all fucking hell breaks loose. Who let Josh Gorges start preaching as anon?

More Tylenol 3s. More sleep. Bah.

Anon starter said...

snooze you lose dude

LeBuuuuut said...

You know, I was a little worried about starting to post here since I'm new to hockey (only 2 years in, so far). But I feel much more confident now that Anonymous has lowered the bar so far for the new kids.

Mr. natural said...

Scocth and Guinness nice.

Time for bed.

...and Holy PHuck! This guy Shane Murphy can this guy PHucken'rock, awesome, one of those times you wonder why Beiber, Spears et all are making millions and a guy like this is playing the bar scene.

Bon Soir a demain

Marx Bros Inc. said...

Who's on first?

Kmaxx said...

Don't know what happened in here last night but I've got a bigger problem.

The FBI has seized the ATDHE.net website - so where the hell will I be streaming the games from tonight? Can anyone help me please? This is serious shit people!!!

HabsFan29 said...

@Kmaxxx - http://atdhenet.tv/

Mr. natural said...

CHrist, doesn't anyone on this site ever sleep?

Oh ya....meth.

Hadulf said...

Man...this shit is awesome.

GYMFHG!

Number31 said...

FBI... Always ruining the party eh? Don't they realize that on the internets you knock one down and 5 appear in it's place elsewhere?

LeBuuuuut said...

It wasn't really the FBI. It was the office of Homeland Security. Apparently watching sports online is a threat to America on par with terrorism. I blame the leafs.