- Can we give up on dreaming about first place in the division now? Bs win their fifth straight;
- Torts goes apeshit at the refs in his post-game presser after the Rangers lost to the Bolts thanks to a 5-on-3 PP;
- The Thrash beat the Leaf in a 3-point game and the Panthers lost, leaving a nice little 8-11 clusterfuck. Joke now, but the Habs and Leafs play on the last night of the season again;
- The West has a much crazier 4-11 clusterfuck, thanks to last night's Calgary win, Chicago win, Anaheim win, and Nashville win;
- Forget Chris Philips, he resigned with the Sens;
- Sabres get Brad Boyes from the Blues for a 2nd rounder;
- Here's your TSN trade deadline preview, such as it is.
Monday, February 28, 2011
TMS is waiting for a trade that will never happen on Monday, February 28th
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Must do trade, is Chocula for Charlie Sheen. Let him bring out the inner Rock Star from Mars in all the players. Can you process Gill as Starman Jones?
heh, mcsplooge is foaming in his pants that Geoff Molson should sue The Goat if he is out of contact and on a plane to ATL. Maybe he's bucking for a job, again. Pee-air not Pee-Gee.
mcsplooge apologized (afraid of being sued?) as The Goat has landed in Atlanta.
Rumour d jour is Jason Arnott, now he is way over normal Habs size and weight, and could twist pretzel Lucic. If this trade is made, the Goat thinks the cup in neigh.
Nice to see the entire tsn crew vent their Habs hate. Fuckers.
@Moeman, I was Born in Ontario, never lived in Toronto and really like Toronto for the most part. I hate the Leafs only because they are so fucking pathetic, useless and worshiped like false Gods. I hate the Hockey hall of fame in Toronto instead of Montreal all most as much as I hate the NHL HQ in NYC.
The reason the Toronto centered media complex hates Montreal so much is like Tonya Harding hating Katie Holmes, Toronto will never by the city Montreal is, and Toronto sports teams are forever cursed with moron fans. Last year took the cake when the CBC decided not to broadcast the Habs playoff games, are you fucking kidding.
And people in Montreal have tiger blood.
Agree Steve. I grew up 45 mins from the CotU and have seen their hate just get worse as their home team keeps sucking. The fun part is the integrity shown by the NHLers panel (except ferraroar) vs. the complete shill job done by the supposed media professionals.
@Steve did you mean nancy kerrigan instead of katie holmes? Cuz that reference made no sense at all.
@anon, you are correct, and why should I start making sense now?
The point is a serviceable women, mad freaking insanely jealous over a desired women.
Wish I'd taken the day off like so many others to watch the talking heads on TSN and SN try to make this day interesting. Hah. Fuckin' awesome. 2 hours left and 2 Florida and a Phoenix/Columbus trade to talk about. That's a tough 5 hours they've put in. Stupid fuckers. I'd like to see the Goat pull off something that these fucks couldn't possibly be negative about. It'd take a miracle like getting rid of Gomez. Even then, you'd hear how "Gomez was one of the few Habs that could carry the puck into the offensive zone. They're completely fucked now."
L Dude
Someone poke me!
Most plausible and hopeful rumor is Brian Campbell for Mex and an order of Poutine. It all hinges on the fact Mex's outrageous contract is shorter than Campbells. And Campbell can actually pass to players who are not covered.
/ poke poke
OuCH!
wow, I haven't had this much excitement since ... the free agent deadline.
'scuse me, I need to roll over and go back to sleep.
Just love how habs rivals such as Fla or Carolina are getting better for playoffs while Gauthier is sleeping...
@squidly he is hardly sleeping, likely getting paid for eating old tin cans, and chewing grass.
Penner a King.
Oilers made a stupid move, IMO
Same old scenario.
FACT: Habs will struggle for a playoffs spot. Again.
FACT: Habs competition are acquiring players to compete in April.
FACT: At 14h30 Habs have no deal.
Will Habs - again - stand still & wager on "thin line", last minute, go lucky by 1 point post season appearance?
Does Geoff Molson figure Habs fans imbeciles???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
@ Squidly, I admire the Goats patience. He should have got Kovy, but the Habs have an awesome team 2014. Obviously they are not going for the cup this year, and with 1.4 mill in cap space, what the fuck are they going to do if they cant trade Mex, that why people who do not understand math should not make snide comments.
I am going to stick my neck way out and say this is the best Habs team in the last decade maybe longer. Paying fucking Mex 8 Million a year is not the action of a businessman, its the faith of a dreamer.
And Geoff Molson has stuck his neck way out on the Habs, overpaid just to keep them out of the hands of other stupid fucks who would have diseased the memory.
Easy there, Squidly. The only people who are allowed to abuse our regulars are us FHF'ers.
LAST DEAL:
WASHINGTON TRADE OVECHKIN TO HABS FOR GAUTHIER'S BRAIN'S LEFT HEMISPHERE
mcsplooge and ferraroar are ripping the Habs, again. MacT shuts them up.
IT'S ALL OVER!!!
THANK YOU PIERRE BOIVIN!!!!!
THNK YOU PIERRE GAUTHIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU GEOFF MOLSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HABS ARE NOW KNOWN AS THE EDMONTON OILERS EAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF WE MAKE PLAYOFFS WILL DEPEND ON LUCK!!!!!!!!
SOMETIMES YOU CREATE YOUR OWN LUCK, SUCH AS CAROLINA, NYR OR FLORIDA.
PLAYOFFS, MAYBE IF WE ARE LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICK PLAYOFFS EXIT AFTER BOSTON/PHILLY DESTROY STUPID HABS' SMURF BRIGADE.
GEOFF MOLSON CAN'T CARE EITHER WAY ABOUT STUPID HABS FANS: PLAYOFFS APPEARANCE = $4 MILLION IN HIS POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Fuck Squidly you really went for that Charlie Sheen trade.
It may be surprising but some of your posts are hard to process.
@steve:
Just saying we're habs fans & stupid.
Stupid Habs fans, oxymoron. When the Habs were really sucking support genuinely sagged, to see stupid fans see Leafs, 40 years of misery with maybe 4 or 5 years of hope.
Higgs a Nuck.
Lapierre a Nuck.
Fuck Higgins
Fuck Samsonov
Lapierre gone again...
ferraroar, the same asshole that said he would end Lapierre's career, says he's not sure Max can stop his garbage and his undisciplined game. He's losing it. What a nutjob.
Not saying Vancouver will win cup ... Or go far.
But 'nucks are trying to make impact, unlike unkie Goats.
I bet $10K that Geoff, Boivin & Goats are out drinking and back patting each other RIGHT NOW.
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Still believe Tampa will win it all in June 2011.
Rumour has it Higgins was made for Vancouver cause he likes to ski or is it just snow?
Sssssssshhhhhh burke is blowharding.
I love Mad Max, that one goal he scored last year will live forever. Go Max go, give us your crazy face all night long.
WV; redumsa what red dumb ass are they talking about
@moeman:
at least Burke MAKES TIME FOR MEDIA & FANS.
UNLIKE GOATS WHO FUCKING LIVES IN VERMONT.
As much I dislike Leafs, at least Burke has balls.
GOATS MAKES NIL TIME FOR MEDIA. FUCK HIM!
burke just likes the sound of his own voice and his fishing analogy is ludicrous. Imagine going fishing with that bloated ego. He probably screams at the fish for not taking his lure. A total moron.
@moeman:
whatever. you're making no sense.
I'm just saying that as a fact the guy makes time for media. Fuck your stupid fish analogy.
Now GOATS is a stupid moron for sure.
Sens' Murray now talking to media n TSN.
I highly doubt Goats will grace the masses with a few words of wisdom as he is probably high on coke over at the super sexe on Ste Catherines.......
McIntyre for Festerling!!!!
now will you guys settle down and plan the bloody parade?
Cue Talking Heads.
Caps just got better with Arnott.
Caps will be added competition for the only 8 spots in east.
habs won't make playoffs: bitter sweet, hey??????
Nieuwendyk addresses media now from Dallas.
Where's GOATS? Drunk?
@Moeman was that Burning down the House or Pskyo Killer?
@Steve, 'Stop Making Sense'.
Also, best quote of the day: "That little girl from 'The Professional' won Best Actress. And she’s about to pop a kid out. Man, I’m gettin’ old."
Talking Heads are Gay.
David Burns is also HIV positive...
Holy Fuck Squidly you would say Mother Teresa was a pedophile.
@steve:
Mother teresa a pedophile?
Unlikely.
I wanted Arnott, but cant see him adding more than what we would have given up, except Mex.
Hopefully the good news is that Mex has been showcased for the past couple of weeks and now the fang comes down on him.
I don't think I have seen anyone try so hard to get reactions out of people since I did it last year. Geesh squidly take a breath perhaps?
@ Squidly:
Gauthier has a press conference scheduled for 5 pm. So he won't be silent for long. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. None of us give a shit if Brian Burke opens his blowhard mouth to claim whatever outlandish claim he had before Gauthier. Jesus, give it a fucking rest.
POLL TIME:
"What are the odds of Habs making playoffs?"
I say 50%
Vey Oy.
so did I miss anything?
@squidly - watch it. i tolerate a ton of shit and don't censor anyone. calling FHF'ers fucking wankers and bitch, however, is a good way to get banned. you're on notice
@Habsfan29, you censored me last year!! But i deserved it and eventually grew up a bit. just pointing it out for absolutely no reason.
@ Squidly:
Cute. Your barely coherent original post was pissy about the fact that Brian Fucking Burke was yapping into cameras and Gauthier wasn't. I merely stated the facts so that you'd stop being an annoying fuckstick about Gauthier not talking to the media. What Gauthier says at 5:00 is really out of my control, much like your tourettes syndrome, you fucking amateur hour dipshit. We've had better trolls on here from fucking Philadelphia, you fucking dickhead. Insult me all you want on this oh-so-important blog. I think I'll live. At some point I'll tire of your fucking act and ban you, but until then by all means work out your issues here. When you're done spewing shit because daddy didn't love you enough, feel free to act like someone who isn't a functional illiterate ass.
@anon, you did grow up, and we were all better for the experience. hoping squidly gets there too
haha right on.
Well said 10.
you asked for it Squidly
I for one am proud of my wanking.
Wow ... everybody just hold on I gotta go get some popcorn ...
Well on this day when little happened its just like the network news, a good news story to end the day. Once Anon was worse than a Philty commenter and had to be banned, but FHF rehabilitated him, its beautiful.
@Steve,
Ive been waiting in the darkness to plan my comeback and i figured seeing another misguided "troll" would be a good time to come out and say how exhausting and pointless it is to cause stupid name calling matches just for attention. Maturity is a good thing, and so is a deep playoff run against asshole teams like the flyers pens and caps. kind of brings people closer when there is a real "enemy:
anon is gonna make me cry tears of joy with all his maturity
So, what do we all think of the Drew MacIntyre era so far?
At least he doesn't have a bad back. Great move Goat!
"The Montreal Canadiens acquired goaltender Drew MacIntyre from the Atlanta Thrashers in exchange for defenceman Brett Festerling in a minor league deal. The Canadiens will assign MacIntyre to the Hamilton Bulldogs of the AHL.
The Bulldogs needed goaltending help with starter Curtis Sanford out with a suspected back injury. MacIntyre, 27, who played two games for the Vancouver Canucks in 2007-08, was 12-5-1 with a 2.91 goals-against average in 21 games for the AHL Chicago Wolves this season.
Festerling was also listed as day to day with a back problem. He was acquired by Montreal from Anaheim on Dec. 31 for Maxim Lapierre."
Great chess move, dont expect to see Auld next year.
@Steve - Auld is UFA in the summer; I don't expect him back. The thing I didn't understand was why the Goat took him instead of Marty Biron at a lower price. (Biron has a higher win %, save %, and a better GAA than King Lundqvist with the Rangers this year).
My only two possible reasons: 1) Biron got 2 years with the Rangers, maybe the Goat wouldn't give it to him. 2) Maybe Biron preferred a lower salary so he wouldn't have to deal with Quebec taxes and media (though NYC taxes aren't much better, been there, done that.)
Anyway, Goat did the right thing with TFS, better he got that right I guess than with the backup.
... (following on my previous post) ... or Goat thought that playing behind the Islanders was a better indication of Biron's potential than playing behind the Flyers.
BTW, in reference to the (apparently recently departed) troll, sportsclubstats.com has the Habs with 93.9% chance of making the playoffs. Tsn.ca has the chance that the leaf will make the playoffs at 80%...
Someone needs to get that dude different drugs, those ones are making him anxious and paranoid. Maybe too much angel dust?
I missed The Goat's presser. Will I be OK?
So what'd I miss? Nash a Hab? The NHL explode? the leaf win the Cup?
Arnott to the Caps. Oh.
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Imagine being a slimy slug like the disgusting dreger today. Does he have to pay back burke for all the public hummering or does he just keep taking it to the back of the throat? What a dirtbag of douche.
Trade deadline day has turned into Boxing day. When I was a kid Boxing day was a big deal, you'd go to the mall with your xmas booty and step on old lady's heads to get 50% off that jacket you'd been eying. Then it was Boxing Week, then Boxing Month. Now everything is always 'on sale', yet more expensive than ever before.
My point is, fuck you Nash.
heh, with burke's dick still lodged at the far end of his trachea, dreger just said the Habs are losers. Why so hateful darren? leaf fan? Go fuck yourself.
@ Le Douze, I was going to say something about Angel Dust, but I just could not remember what PCP was called. Stale Angel Dust I am sure because most self respecting hop heads stopped snorting horse tranquilizers in 1979
I am shopping the Anon tale of redemption to Oprah, and she is really juiced, wonders about legal troubles, and I assured her there were no lawyers in the picture.
Oh thank heavens the Bulldogs don't have to rely on two very green rookies and a paper goalie. Sanford's heart's in the right place but man...that guy hurts himself drinking water. MacIntyre is an A-typical AHL goalie, won't hurt the Bulldogs, changes nothing for the Habs.
And to those screaming bloody murder...Sopel? Wiz? Mara? Were these not trades? Gauthier did what he could without killing the future. Like my brother said, dream all you want about landing Iginla, all you'll end up getting is Glencross.
Also THANK GOD PENNER ISN'T A HAB! (Edmonton wanted Tinordi HAHAHA)!
@ #31 - yeah, I'm with ya, sistah. Goat hasn't done anything blockbuster or really memorable (other than tossing Jaro 1.0 overboard), but he's done good work, IMHO, on bringing on some pretty solid troops, and in getting rid of some question marks. Can't really ask for too much more.
@Steve - yeah, haven't heard too much about PCP in a good while ... it's not like the good old days when one crazy fuck on dust would take out an entire platoon of riot cops. Crack's just not the same - yeah, maybe some paranoia, but none of that superhuman fuckin' crazy shit. And meth - meh. No good for anything other than some rotten teeth.
-le12
I picture squiddly a 16 years old full of acne and anger who just got spanked (again) by his daddy after he got beat up after school by the schoolyard bully a few hours ago. Even all fhfers drunk at the same time on cheap booze aren't as annoying as this little prick, but considering his predicament, c'mon guyz, be nice to the little cockroach
I'm just sad that we never had a real chance to use the Uncle Fester nickname.
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