Friday, February 11, 2011

TMS wishes you a lovely Sexy Friday for February 11th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a newer, sexier Vanessa Hudgens...
  • You know, some games you shouldn't even get a point for. Like losing to the Islanders with their tenth-string goalie at home in a shootout after you lost the lead three times. Meh. We think Mom of TMS put it best when she wrote us in an email last night: BOY HAVE I EVER LOST MY ENTHUSIASM FOR THIS TEAM (all caps all hers). We hear you mom. More later;
  • Jacques Lemaire gets his 600th career win in the Devils' 2-1(OT) win over the Leaf. Boy, we bet all of you who ran Jacques out of town in the 80's would like him now, eh? The Trap seems like a pleasure compared to The System;
  • It's official: WATCH OUT FOR BUFFALO. 3-2 (OT) win over the Cats. They're a mere 2 points out of 8th with all sorts of games in hand;
  • Pens managed to eke out 2 goals and it was enough for an OT win over the Kings;
  • In the only non-extra time game of the night, Phucktards do scoreboardwatcher a favour and take care of Carolina;
  • Mike Fisher goes to the Preds;
  • Commence debate about a $400 million publicly-funded arena without a major tenant... now.
Here's Brooklyn Decker in a video for the upcoming 2011 SI Swimsuit Issue. That should CHeer you up. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

15 comments:

Kmaxx said...

RDS had a real laugh at some headline in Nashville that read "Carrie Underwood's Husband traded to Predators" - which, when you think about it, is pretty funny...I mean, a hell of a lot funnier than that fuckin' shit they pulled last night. Wiz, PFK - both had shocking games. Even our own Emergency Roadside Assistance(AA)let us down on last night - that 3rd Isles goal should have been stopped! Jesus I hope Gill is back on Saturday night - I'm gonna watch the whole game and if I'm staying up until 3 am I want a mutherfuckin' win!

Kmaxx said...

Just Google "Carrie Underwood's Husband Gets Traded" and see what you get - Hilarious!!

Moey said...

Day off, woot!

Kmaxx,

Just heard on the Team 990 that Darche & Gill are doubtful for Saturday. Crap. Cue the tailspin.

L Dude said...

Wizn-eeeew-ski was awful last night. If we're going to rely on 28 minutes a night from him, we're in trouble.
That got me to thinking how valuable Gill has become, and how skeptical most of us were when he was signed. I remember Leaf fans hating him when he played for their team. His Leaf numbers look far better on paper than his past two seasons. 20 points/+11 and 20 points/Even as a Leaf vs. 11 points/-10 and 5 points/-8 (to date) as a Hab.
Is it a change in his style of play? Is it 'the system'? Admittedly I can't stomach watching too many leaf games, so I don't know how he played with them, but I don't recall him being such a PK shutdown guy. Maybe that's the big difference.
I'd re-sign him for 2 years at 2 million. Hell, at the very least he's good for some laughs. And there's not been much to smile about on this team the past few days.

Sorry for my hockey 'analysis'. Fuck the Laff. Fuck Pooh Bear. Phuck the Philthy Phlyers.
CHa-CHing!

Steve said...

I think we should trade the system for Decker.

Maybe FHF and all the blogs should use the facebook and the Twetter, and organize a protest to take over the bronze square in front of the Bell Center, dont leave until Chocula does.

I will give my total support while I sit in the basement reading about your struggle and how stubborn Chocula is. The headline will read, CIA does not know who will leave first, Chocula or Mubarak.

L Dude said...

Hey Steve, what are your thoughts on a straight up trade. Mubarak for Chocula?

And I just want to give a shout out to the Canada Winter Games here in Nova Scotia. I personally will be staying far away and not venturing into the city. It's great though. Except for the bedbug ridden athlete's village at the skiing event. Be sure to tune into TSN tonight to watch the opening ceremonies. I know I won't. I hear curling is the only sold out event. I can't believe I could still get tickets for ping-pong!

LD

Kmaxx said...

Just so that everyone on this amazing blog can agree on more than one thing between now and Saturday night - I would like to make two statements for your consideration if I may... (I'm covering myself here!) leaf sucks! Brooklyn Decker is smokin' hot!

Moey said...

CKAC reporting that Darche might be gone for the season? WTF? *screams*

Kmaxx said...

@Moey 0 WTF!! is completely right - what did he do? Shit - now I'm starting to worry about tomorrow night. Don';t think I can go into Valentine Day in the proper mood if we lose to the fuckin leaf. I hate a situation that has no "upside" - the loss last night was not good - but the upside was that we know that AA can still help us out (mostly) should TFS falter. The Loss to the Bruins was very bad but the upside was that we came back 3 times to get close or tie and, contrary to what you'll hear tomorrow night when that fuckwit Cherry decides to chime in (and he will), the B's didn't beat us up - we held our own (mostly). But I am sorry - there is never and will never ever be any upside to a loss to the leaf. Don't matter how well we might play - if we lose to those fuckin' dicks, there is never ever going to be an upside. So let's make godamm sure we don't even come close to that. Let's get into the game from the first puck drop and beat the ever living mutherfuckin' shit out of those poor excuse for a hockey team. Let's give McSploonge and Cherry and Bob Cold and everyone else at Toronna Sports network and HNIT a fuckin' pasting they remember long after the playoffs have come and went...In fact, as the local TO papers seem intent on perpetrating the myth that is the leaf making the playoffs, let's beat them into submission - 12 February 2011 - the night the leaf playoff hopes finally died once and for all!

OK - I'm going on a bit - it's just that it's Friday and I'm bored shitless at work.

Steve said...

@L Dude, I would make that trade, Egypt thinks they are fucked now, just wait until they try the system. "Its all about possession, I just love the Pyramids, great plyons, I will paint them orange"

No way we lose to the fucking leafs and their fucking reclaim projects, donut boy snipers, and Cinderella story goalie. They pay KomiIsuck $4 mil a year to pass to the opposition, he makes Mex look like a bargain.

Hadulf said...

@Kmaxx...I actually googled it...

One headline was funny :

Carrie Underwood's NFL Star Husband Gets Traded To Nashville

For your viewing pleasure...

WV : JM should be kicked in the trotch.

Steve said...

@ Hadulf & LD is there not some kind of rule on SF that all links must contain appropriate content, twice I had my pants off and everything....

Steve said...

Chocula is drooling about the prospect of getting Spezza back, " its my one big failure, I did not turn that playmaking goalscorer into a plyon"

Orangeman said...

So Darche is out now? Gill? For the love of god. Who will be left standing by the end of the season? Meanwhile Gomez is healthy as a beaver.

I get that the boys were banged up and tired last night, but they had a chance to get a win against a goalie who hasn't been so close to an NHL arena since he drove past one on the way to the airport and they couldn't even pot one single shot. PK was terrible, is he lost without Gill? Gomez and Tits are a wasted of jockstraps at this point.

Let's hope they show up tomorrow. The CBC will already be ragging on them and with Hockey Day in Canada they'll have 12 hours of airtime, so we don't need to give them anymore ammunition.

Bill 101 said...

this just in: Scott Gomez has been playing hurt all season. Undisclosed upper cerebrum injury and heart shrinkage

wv: of course, Sergogi's a fuckin hero

go wings go