Well good afternoon' FHFers, I call you FHFers because who the hell else reads these game reviews? Its a bit past 5PM and this is your Farm Team Report featuring players drafted or acquired by Billy Bob Gainey and Trevor Sol Timmins. You almost need a programme or an AlmanaCH to figure out all those new CHaracters in their blue-blanc-rouge duds. Desharnais, Nash, Subban, Price, Pacioretty, White, Weber, Pyatt. Five of the Canadiens' 18 skaters began the season in the AHL.
CHicken elbows ~ Pouliot is proving it with his stick and his shoulders.
Ham-fisted hocks ~ Couldn't get more than two twine twinges on AHL call-up Jhonas Enroth.
JMs Jowels ~ Flappin' the 'System' after the 2nd period. Quit corralling them CHocula.
HatCHed CHickadee ~ DDD, so cute, so tiny, so diminutive you just want to squeeze him.
Turd Blockers ~ Looks like the Sabres figured out TFS™'s weak spot (I miss the days when mcsplooge said the book on Carey was high glove-hand). Lucky Craig 'Cowpie' Rivet didn't get a shot.
Buffalo Bellies ~ Holy cow can these bullshit artists milk it in a shootout or what?
Loose Lips ~ Winnipeg-based farmhand lehab took some of the blame but seeing as he's in Winnipeg we say he's suffered enough.
Magic Maple Beans ~ Someone gave them to the leaf, who beat the Bs, in regulation, allowing the Habs to be virtually tied for 1st. Orphaned Russian Habhand Gabrovski wins it. Forgotten son Guy BouCHer's team got a pity point too.
Inflatable Sheep ~ English cable tv sCHepherds tsn have lost their fucking way. Can we trade them?
High on the Hogs ~ Is it me or is Michel Bergeron (who has taken ownership of DDD's career) getting really fat? Speaking of fatheads, can Bluet embarrass himself more?
Goat Futures ~ Trade deadline is Feb 28th. Make some hay Pierre.
Fertilizer Sale ~ How many times must the Buffalo coach shoot shit at the refs? Enough for them to apparently apologize to him. Fuck that, time to blow up Lindy Ruff, real good.
Farmer's Daughter ~ Here she is. Don't touCH her!