Who wouldn't love to have CHarlize on their mantle? Oh wait, I'm here for a game review. One where our Habs weren't necessarily golden but they did take home a nice win, inCHed further away from 9th, stuck to (in?) The Fucking System™, netted some nice goals, PKilled and almost ran on empty netting a rare one. Fellow and feline cooCH potatoes, get your corn popped, gulp that big Pepsi and lets see what was on the big sCHreen.
An ugly duckling according to blacksploitation nutjobs like cherry, loopedall, the CotU mediots and PHucktard richards, Habs star-ladened ingenue PFK! is growing and playing his game and right before our eyes is turning into a beautiful Black Swan. Bonus, Natalie Portman is fucking יפה .
Rated: 5 kleeneXes for tear(jerking) Score: ♥♥♥♥
No one, especially us CHicken-loving FHFers, thought top billing Benoit would be known as The Fighter. Bonus, lotsa meth-induced coaCHing scenes that you'll never remember. Or will you? Sub-titled in Franco-Ontarian. Rated: 5 Cages aux Folles wings Score: ♥♥♥
Is Sopel (on a Ropel) our Inception going into the playoffs? Bonus, he has a hot wife who blogs, in her basement, in her pyjamas! UnRated and no Director's cut, yet. Score: ♥♥♥
Eller, Desharnais, Subban, Pacioretty, Price, Weber, Pouliot, Muller, yeah we know The Kids Are All Right, but does the coaCH? Bonus, The Who! Rated: Fun for the entire FHFamily Score: ♥♥♥♥
In his most wooden performance to date, CHocula is a stutterer who just can't give The King's SpeeCH to the fucking refs, instead he takes notes on his iScratCHPad. Bonus, th-h-he sy-sys-syst-system is wo-work-workin um, OK! We need Director Jacques Martin SCHorsese to fuck up the joint with some bloody action! Rated: ZZZ Score: ♥♥
Hey Goat, 127 Hours or less to trade deadline. Bonus, taking the day off to catCH all the exciting news. Double bonus, you don't need to cut your arm off, just CHange the fucking CHannel when dreger and mcplooge start blowing brian burke. Oh wait, so is kypreos. Rated: FU Score: ♥♥♥
According to lurking reviewer Anon, FHF is the fucking fuckingest fucking best of all The Social Network sites. Bonus, sure you can poke someone on Facebook but at FHF you can literally poke 29! Rated: F Score: ♥♥♥♥♥ ovenmitts
Better Pixarlated than never, 13, 46 and 35 become animated in Toy Story 3. Bonus, being named Woody. Rated: 3DDD Score: ♥♥♥♥
Tomas is the Habs' True Grit. Bonus, it kind of fun saying Rooster Cockburn.
Rated: PleXXXe Score: ♥♥♥♥♥
Also, like you I miss our award-winning GG but check out this perfectly painted pic.
At this time of year the cbc/hnic always rubs it's blue and white Winter's Bone. Bonus, they remain flaccid the other 11 months of the year. Here's an idea, less bob cold/fx, more viagra. Screen writing nomination goes to N31, the academy throws rotten tomatoes at jim hughson. Rated: BleCH Score: Heartless