Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Hello... Timmeh: Bruins Preview and Open Thread

Hello... Timmeh

Ah, a nemesis. There's nothing quite like a rivalry to get your blood going. We've talked a lot around here about how much we loathe the Bruins, but, truth be told, I somehow feel that the Habs' storied dynasty wouldn't be as much fun without our perennial whipping boys in black and gold.

I mean, even when the Habs suck enough to let the Bs actually win a game or, horrors, a playoff series, we know it's only a temporary setback and that soon, the Natural Order of Things will reestablish itself. I think that was why the 2009 playoffs were so painful. We were worried that maybe our domination had come to an end.

So, here's to you, Bs. You are the Newman to our Jerry. We hope to continue our kickage of your collective asses (8-1-0 in our last 9 games vs. Boston) tonight.

But even if we don't, we know it's not forever and we'll get your black & gold asses and your shaved gorilla next game. It's only a matter of time...

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If Newman were to have a career in broadcasting, would he work for TSN or RDS?: Game starts at 7:00 on RDS and TSN. Seriously not sure which feed to watch - both aggravate me to no end. Why can't we just get a channel with the noise from the rink and that's it? I think it would be more informative than Benoit's bullshit and McSplooge's, well, splooging...

Climbing trees like a "ring-tailed lemur" (a skill they learned in the Pacific Northwest): Wait a second, the Habs could pull even with the Bruins in the Northeast with a win tonight? Whoa. Crazy. And PK is on a 3-game point streak, so apparently he's not as much of an "asshole" as some moronic (and likely racist - yeah, I said it) scabs would have us believe...

Hiding bags of mail in the storage locker: Well, the Habs didn't suck on Saturday, but they laid a big 'ol turd on Sunday. So, while no one will go into this column, yet, you're on notice... Habs.

Broken, like a bar code reader on Publisher's Clearing House Day: Marc Savard has a concussion. Again. Dude, for the love of humanity, please retire before you're sucking all of your meals out of a straw for the rest of your life. We keep getting teased that Squid will be making a triumphant return back into the lineup, but, at this point, I'd lay better odds on the Tooth Fairy ringing my doorbell and offering me some money for my wisdom teeth. I'd talk about missing Markov and Gorges, but it still brings a tear to my eye.

Newman-esque proportions: I would post a link towards fat chick porn, but a) I'm grossed out by what I'm seeing with my Google search and b) Habs don't need a slumpbuster right now after having served once again as the Devils' perennial slumpbusters on Sunday.

Besides, I'm not in the mood after hearing that the NHL only gave Cooke a 4-game suspension for his ridiculously dirty hit. Does someone have to impale another player's head on their hockey stick in order for the League to wake the fuck up and protect its players, already?? Why isn't the NHLPA doing anything about this, dammit??

Okay, kids - have at it! Give us your super-sized thoughts about nemeses and all things hockey in the comments.

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lawyergirl77 said...
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lawyergirl77 said...

Many thanks to HF29 for embiggening the pic for me. Stupid Safari... am having massive 'puter problems today.

HabsFan29 said...

Why can't we just get a channel with the noise from the rink and that's it?

greatest sentence ever written

fine work LGG! but i want my link to fat chick porn goddammit!

p.s. de nada

Moey said...

Love it. You can NEVAH have enough Seinfeld.

And you're quite right LG, we do have to toss the poor bastards a bone once in a while, just to give their fans false hope and a delusional sense of superiority. In other words fuck with their heads. It's our duty. Only not tonight. I'm not in a charitable mood.

Orangeman said...

Maybe you could just try to sync up CJAD with the TV (hard to do, I've tried) and get some Sergio Momesso up in your house.

Bill 101 said...

@ o-man - which could possibly lead to a link up of radio ads extolling the virtues of big Chevy trucks and video of wiggling smily Subway girls excited about the 12-inchers. worth a try I guess.

personally, I like the "sounds of the arena only" idea, but wont hold my breath

wv: rundsts

chris nilan said...

so here's my favorite snippets from the google translated subban-gill article.

"As my father, your excuses do not ensure that the grass is better off," Gill replied then.

"When I started, young players were better to keep the buttocks tight."

funny shit.

but anyway... fuck some of the french media. sarcasm doesn't translate.

LeBuuuuut said...

If you get the MLB.tv premium package they have a button you can click to link up the radio broadcast with the video or to just have stadium sound.

iRiRi said...

That bullshit article pisses me off. Apparently, the correct quote was "Sorry doesn't mow the lawn." I'm gonna start using that.

Wanna hear a heartwarming anecdote about Gill/Subban? In John Lu's report, he says PK ran into Gill and his family at a restaurant and he ended up eating with them.

Should be a good one tonight. If not, there's always tomorrow. Islanders are rolling into town with their 5th- and 6th-string goaltenders. That's gotta be 3 goals right there. Right? RIGHT?!

GYFHG!!

Steve said...

http://atdhenet.tv/33830/watch-montreal-canadiens-vs-boston-bruins

Anyone know why I cant see the game?
I downloaded the explore shise and nothing.

HabsFan29 said...

what are we, atdhe tech support?

DROP THE FUCKING PUCK ALREADY 29 IS ANGRY DIE BRUINS DIE

sorry steve. im angry

HabsFan29 said...

maybe tonight is the game mcsplooge gets a puck in the face. dare to dream kids!

LeBuuuuut said...

Atdhe generally starts pretty close to the puck drop. It's working now.

HabsFan29 said...

Timmeh!!

/shakes fist

Steve said...

@29 you are father mother and son to a global network of Habs fans, and with great power comes great responsibly. I did not expect you to fix all the problems with the internet and windows and overcoming the blockades of data some fucking cocksucking cunts place in the way of Habs fans. I just wanted someone in the Habs universe who had the same fucking problem and through hard work and adversity had raised themselves to the level that they could watch a pivotal game anywhere on the planet.

LeBuuuuut said...

Versus is giving Subban some love. You don't hear that very often...

moeman said...

That preview is like Roundtine lg and the pic is pure Gold.

Got me some blondes, Leffe, off to get some pretzels.

Steve said...

How do you expect someone who could not figure out on his own to make a hyperlink to foil tsn. But like little tits I overcame indifference, and now I am watching the game. Is the Russian mob as scary as they seem in the movies?

Orangeman said...

@Steve: atdhe.me

LeBuuuuut said...

damn it!

LeBuuuuut said...

Down goes another knee

Moey said...

Great idea, maybe the Bruin's game plan is to take out our remaining defensemen.

iRiRi said...

How hilarious was that McSplooge/Chocula interview?

HabsFan29 said...

did you hear that password announcement on TSN? "Habs 29"? I'm a password!

HabsFan29 said...

ping

HabsFan29 said...

crap

Orangeman said...

What is Thomas doing? A full sommersault on a routine guard the post play? What an asshat.

moeman said...

ack

moeman said...

eesh

iRiRi said...

Double fuck.

HabsFan29 said...

double crap

REFS WIN! said...

Like three uncalled penalties on that one sequence, not to mention the Recchi hand pass.NHL hotline anyone?
now fucken interference on dd? against the refs tonight FUCK!!

GHG!!!

iRiRi said...

TSN wont stop McSplooging over the Bruins. Chara this. Timmeh that. Barf.

HabsFan29 said...

this game is turning into a disaster so quickly. it's impressive!

and STFU tsn

Orangeman said...

Is it in Gomez's contract to get dumb penalties at the worst possible time?

HabsFan29 said...

please just get this period over already

HabsFan29 said...

System's looking good, eh?

iRiRi said...

What system? They look so disorganized. Seriously, what exactly are they doing in practice?

Hey Lucic, FUCK OFF.

HabsFan29 said...

well that's some good scrappiness to end the period that's thankfully over

Orangeman said...

sooooooo...the goat's getting a Dman, right?

I'm watching the Boston feed. Apparently the Bs dominated the period (true) AND Thomas was the star of the period. One or the other, guys.

chris nilan said...

i'd like to see JM fight Chara.

Steve said...

@orangeman, thanks but I got it going on the otherone by downloading a bunch of shit that will shirley fry my hard drive.

The Habs suck except for TFS who can not be better. FUCK BOSTON

Number31 said...

So uh...Habs knew there was a game tonight? Should be 6-0 Bruins right now. Price on an island. Rinse. Repeat.

Maybe we can trade for Greg Campbell and start getting some fucking calls?

Steve said...

@orangeman I am watching that boston feed as well and I wish I could throw up by the minute.

Chocula is now giving a soul stirring pep talk. " play the system, the system is perfect since 1977"

Steve said...

Watching the Boston feed should make all others shake in their boots. For example we do not talk about baseball between periods. But we could use a hot chick to replace the cockroach.

Number31 said...

Oh fuck this shit... They gave Price a penalty for defending his crease.

HabsFan29 said...

ok im switching to RDS. it's gotta be better

matt - ftc said...

pleks always fades into the background in games like this.

and jack tood is right, gomez is a bum

Moey said...

Fuck off McSplooge.

moeman said...

Gio!

LeBuuuuut said...

Le buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!

That was quick!

HabsFan29 said...

GIO! fuck yeah!

told you RDS would be better

moeman said...

tsn = nesn

iRiRi said...

Gio!!!

Orangeman said...

NICE! Here we go!

Number31 said...

Captain America!

Orangeman said...

200 for Gio!

btw, I don't understand the penalties. I know it's 4on4 now, but then I'm lost.

fuck the broom said...

gio!!!!!
GHG! GHG! GHG!

Orangeman said...

Ok, I get it now. NESN wasn't clear.

HabsFan29 said...

Mexican allergy to shooting rears its ugly head again

Orangeman said...

Why won't anyone shoot it?

Number31 said...

Does anyone know why Moen has a misconduct?!

matt - ftc said...

the mexican simply doesn't have an nhl calibre slapshot

Orangeman said...

I want the Habs new motto to become "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzsky". Print it on the attacking zone glass at the Bell Centre. Have Gomez skate 10 laps per non-shot. When Hamr has most of your shots in a game you know you're in trouble.

moeman said...

PFK!

Eat it tsnesn.

LeBuuuuut said...

PK! PK! PK! PK!

HabsFan29 said...

@N31 - for being a Hab?

PFK!!! or a deflection!!! either way, a PP goal THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

Orangeman said...

EAT IT YOU FUCKING WHORES

PK! Works out perfectly, what with the Bs obsession with him.

broom sucks said...

subbbbbannnnng!!!!

Number31 said...

Boom.

HabsFan29 said...

aw crap. it was going so well

Orangeman said...

Didn't need a telescope to see that one coming.

Sooooooo...we're getting a Dman soon, right?

HabsFan29 said...

SWISS MISTER II!!!!

this game has no defence now

LeBuuuuut said...

*catching my breath...*

moeman said...

Eat it you fucking piss yellow and shit brown Bruins.

iRiRi said...

Swiss Mister II! Fuck yeah, this makes up missing PK's goal!

Orangeman said...

Jizz in my pants

LeBuuuuut said...

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

HabsFan29 said...

jesus christ

Chokula is freaking out. not that you'd know it

Orangeman said...

Anyway, NESN is saying PK was headhunting. Haven't seen the replay (conveniently) but it looked like the B guy crouched down.

Awwww, fuck.

Orangeman said...

soooooooooooooooooo, we're getting a Dman soon, right?

HabsFan29 said...

now im in hell

LeBuuuuut said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Orangeman said...

Ok, time for Price to have a rest.

iRiRi said...

Gomez needs to sit his ass down for the night.

HabsFan29 said...

goalie fight!!!

matt - watching the collapse said...

gomez racking up his minus number tonight

Number31 said...

Did I just go back in time?

Orangeman said...

Well, they did say they wanted to go back to the 70s....

iRiRi said...

JOHNSON WHO? That's right, bitCHes!

LeBuuuuut said...

Let's see how they sort this out...

matt - fear the collapse said...

what a terrible game by the d tonight

Orangeman said...

In sum: dirty hit by Merchant(sp?) after the whistle on an icing. Chara grabbing people from behind like a 7foot wimp. Price knocking down Thomas.

Better get a PP out of it. Need another goal and it seems like their giving them away for free right now.

moeman said...

heh, tsnesn wants TFS™ booted for a jersey offense. Jerks.

Orangeman said...

Why is it on every break I see Julien screaming with the refs and Chocolu picking his ass?

HabsFan29 said...

penalty boxes are like a Marx Brothers movie

moeman said...

Bs fan, making leaf fan look half way decent.

Orangeman said...

heh, Bs have almost as many dolts in the box than on the bench.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH

we still got a game

moeman said...

DD!

iRiRi said...

Double D!!!

My heart can't take all this action!

Orangeman said...

My god. Exhausted and we're not even done the 2nd here.

HabsFan29 said...

you have got to be kidding me

LeBuuuuut said...

This is the most ridiculous game I've ever seen.

iRiRi said...

Party in the penalty box!

Oh, FFS.

Orangeman said...

Ok, seriously, can Price go now?

Orangeman said...

This game has everything! Even a shot by Gomez!

Number31 said...

They look so sloooooooow and are so terrible defensively tonight... Too many guys wide open and alone to shoot on Price. May as well go on a full team shootout already. Need another goalie fight to wake them up?

Orangeman said...

Yes, chant U-S-A against a team with an American captain and for a team who's goals were scored by Canadians.

HabsFan29 said...

this game may be ridiculous, but we're still losing it

LeBuuuuut said...

1. The Habs have more Americans and the Bruins have more Canadians.

2. SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK, PK!

3. Apparently you can sweep someone's legs from behind and not get a penalty now?

Orangeman said...

Why do I have SP 1979 going in my head?

matt - ftc said...

well thomas won the 'goalie battle'. shocking last goal price let in. start auld for the third

Orangeman said...

Yeah, that trip was ridiculous.

moeman said...

ray ferraroar dissing the Habs again and blob mackenzie is digging for a fine. Wads.

Orangeman said...

moe, what are they saying? Fine?

iRiRi said...

Fine for what?!

Number31 said...

Fine wine?

Orangeman said...

So just saw the replay and it was a slash from Chara that injured Pax there at the end. Milbury, the sick fuck "It warms my heart to see that". WTF? Not only is that fucking sociopathic, this is a guy the CBC, funded by Habs fans, employs. Letters should be sent children.

It warms your heart to see a vicious slash intentionally meant to injure someone? Fucking call a psych hospital. By that I mean the CBC.

Number31 said...

Price waited for Thomas before leaving and the two stick-tapped :)

moeman said...

blbo went to the rulebook and said Price could be fined $200 for losing his jersey. tsnesn, picking corn out of their own shit.

Orangeman said...

booooooooooooooooooring

Number31 said...

Didn't Thomas also find his jersey off over his head and around his neck?

Patches' is back. Even a nasty slash by Chara won't stop him.

OH POULIOT you are annoying.

iRiRi said...

PatCHes!!!

moeman said...

PaCHes!

Fuck you Gorilla.

LeBuuuuut said...

PATCHES! SUCK IT CHARA!

Orangeman said...

That warms MY heart, you sick fuck!

Number31 said...

WINGS!

moeman said...

Bout fucking time.

iRiRi said...

This game really does have everything!

moeman said...

tsnesn if apoplectic.

Get Neely of my teevee screen. BTW, did Cam ever win anything?

Bill 101 said...

very tough game to follow at work by score updates holy crap

sheeesh

Orangeman said...

I think we got away with one there.

HabsFan29 said...

have I mentioned my 3 heart attacks?

HabsFan29 said...

sorry, 4 heart attacks. FUCK

Orangeman said...

Seriously, though, I know it's heresy around here, but Price should no longer be in there.

Number31 said...

Hal Gill's been facing the wrong way too much tonight...

matt - fear the collapse said...

pk really goes for some stupid hits sometimes. why commit to a hit like that when youre short?

lawyergirl77 said...

I don't think that much of this shit is Price's fault... but I agree. Why keep him in for such a gong show??

Steve said...

@orangeman your right, the evil carey is down on his knees for now reason way to early on at least 3 goals

moeman said...

mcsplooge is pedobear.

Orangeman said...

Well, I don't know about 'evil', but he has been anything but sharp tonight and after 7Gs on 31 SOG I don't know how he's still in there. The last 3-4 were pretty bad.

HabsFan29 said...

please pull him now

Orangeman said...

Well, now it's pointless. Sorry, the guy should have been on the bench after #5 at most.

Number31 said...

What the fuck is wrong with this coach? His team is sucking ass defensively and not helping and he still won't change goalies.

kevincrumbs said...

Why is JM afraid to pull Carey? It's not like the boos he'd hear from the Boston crowd would be worse than what he's heard in Montreal.

Orangeman said...

And now the rest of the team has given up. That's why you need to make a change.

Moey said...

Price and Thomas have both had their moments tonight. It's just a crazy game all around. I'm not surprised that neither have been pulled, just let them ride it out.

kevincrumbs said...

Oooh, Lucic jumping in to make it two on one. Why not go after Carey Price again?

LeBuuuuut said...

Has Martin moved tonight?

iRiRi said...

Hey, anyone remember what happened last time a Mtl goalie let in 8 goals and wasn't pulled? Yeah, me neither.

Number31 said...

Pouliot did something finally.

Orangeman said...

So, late slash by Horton. Flying in hit from behind from other B (couldn't see). I'm sure it'll be offsetting minors.

Orangeman said...

I stand corrected

kevincrumbs said...

Nice to see the Bruins fans leave early to beat traffic. Good to have your priorities in order.

Orangeman said...

Last Hab goalie to give up 8 goals in a game:

Patrick Roy.

Moey said...

@Ri,

Don't kid yourself, Price is enjoying himself.

kevincrumbs said...

Great job by the refs tonight keeping this game under control.

HabsFan29 said...

spatCHes can really take a punch!

Orangeman said...

And here comes the dirty, dirty Broons.

LeBuuuuut said...

What a bunch of asshats.

moeman said...

Sit down Neely you fat fuck.

Number31 said...

So will TSN think Campbell should be fined for hitting Pyatt with his equipment? Ya right *laughs*

Also Moen gets punched when he finally misses, slips and falls. Stay classy, Ference.

iRiRi said...

So... BEST. GAME. EVER.?

@Moey - I know. I saw him smiling after his fight!

ti-cul said...

I love this shit. WOOOOOOOOOO.

kevincrumbs said...

Why is Gord Miller so obsessed with the Lakers/Celtics game tomorrow night? STFU, no one cares.

moeman said...

Mex barely broke a sweat.

Moey said...

Yikes! Some of those Boston fans look like extras from the X-Files.

Orangeman said...

Well, the only thing missing from this game now is a 3 goal comeback in the last 40 seconds.

Ah, Price would probably give one up afterwards anyway.

kevincrumbs said...

McQuaid, way to take a cheap shot.

iRiRi said...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IM DEAD.

ti-cul said...

comeback!!!!

moeman said...

mcsplooge is still pissed he was turned down by the Habs. What a wad.

Number31 said...

BRB LAUGHING

Steve said...

Fuck even though we lost most fun i have had a hockey game since they banned smoking in the stands

Orangeman said...

There's one!

Steve said...

patches

LeBuuuuut said...

I have a feeling that the System won't be one of the three stars.

kevincrumbs said...

What a fucking ridiculous game that got really, really fucking stupid towards the end. Dumb fucking refs failing to keep control, blowing that call on the Bruins goal that should've counted and just being fucking idiots in general.

The only thing JM did right was stapling Gomer's ass to the bench.

Moey said...

Bruins won it with authority? Yeah right, final score 10-0.

We seriously need to get our own FHF network.

Orangeman said...

Wow, the best hockey game I've probably ever seen in the NHL and no cheerleaders, sunbelt teams or Crosby to be seen.

Huh.

Steve said...

Pyatt blocked a lot of punches with his face.

Chicken nailed that fucker.
Moen won

I wish PFK and Horton had a go

lawyergirl77 said...

See, I would have REALLY loved to have heard the rink sound during that game. Must have been hilarious...

Hadulf said...

This was some crazy ass shit!

Fuck the fucking broons are dirty. God dammit...That fucking ape Lucic needs a fucking lesson AND a nose job, hopefully by PFK's fist!

Orangeman said...

My complaint is that it seems as though everytime the Habs get close to moving on up they start sucking. Playing so well, then 2 pts away from 1st and they start sucking. It's frustrating.

At least the PP seems to be fixed. Julien putting his thugs out for the last minute.

HabsFan29 said...

we're

HabsFan29 said...

close

HabsFan29 said...

to

HabsFan29 said...

ICE CREAM!

moeman said...

What flavour?

chris nilan said...

@LG77 yeah if the HBO mics were around for that one i'd pay top dollar.

Orangeman said...

Did you ever think the boys would score 6 goals...wait, let me finish...no I can't believe that first part either but let me finish...score 6 goals and lose!

Orangeman said...

Smartie ice cream has been on sale at Provigo around the corner for about a month now. I plan on launching a cigerette industry type lawsuit once I develop diabetes.

iRiRi said...

Hey, I want ice cream too!

Orangeman said...

Listening to CJAD post game show here (with Chris Nilan!) and they're freaking out over how the Habs got run out of the rink tonight. I dunno. 2 goal game, in most of the fights many Habs seemed to do well for themselves. Not bad for an away game.

btw, I know I live around the corner from you 29 so there's no excuse for my ice cream 'getting lost in the mail' anymore. Chocolate chip. Two scoops. sprinkles? Nah, I'm on a diet.

HabsFan29 said...

we're so close to meth ice cream i can taste it. AND it's making me high

Orangeman said...

'out-muscled' 'out-matched' 'embarrassed'. Wtf game did I watch?! It wasn't that bad, was it?

Rips It, Scores! said...

So, who's psyched for the Islanders tomorrow?

WOOO! ISLANDERS!

iRiRi said...

ICE

iRiRi said...

CREAM!

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