Friday, March 04, 2011

The Morning Skate for Sexy Friday, March 4th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning the "Best Whore" competition...
  • We'll take that, thankyouverymuch. Habs 4, Cats 0. 7th shutout of the year for TFS. CHokula seems to have lucked into some CHemistry with Tits made of Lego. And somehow, Hal Gill scored! We'd get excited, but let's face it this was a trade deadline-depleted Panthers team. We should have won that game. At least we did. Now that's competence. More later today;
  • FEAR THE LEAF PEOPLE. They beat the PHUCKTARDS no less, in Philly no less, to move to within 3 points of a playoff spot with a game in hand no less. Jebus. Good luck to all you Habs fans in the 416, it must be hell;
  • The Bs move into 2nd in the East with a win over the Bolts;
  • Scoreboardwatcher says boooo-urns to this 3-pointer: Canes 3, Sabres  2 (OT);
  • Scoreboardwatcher likes the Rangers losing (thanks to Jose Theodore) as it puts them squarely in the 7-10 battle away from the Habs;
  • Scoreboardwatcher doesn't like that the Blues couldn't do the Habs a favour - Caps 3, Blues 2 with Jason Arnott getting the winner;
  • Hey look Ottawa won a game and may have buried the Thrash in the process;
  • Our token West game has Taylor Hall getting into his first NHL fight in the Oil's win over the BJs;
  • The NHL Wheel of Justice will land on Trevor Gillies today;
  • If you want to see what GG11 was up to over the last couple of weeks, she's got some great photos over at WOTL.
First time in weeks Sexy Friday wasn't spoiled by a Thursday night loss. So you get two videos. The long form highlights after a win is first. And then last week we teased you with the Megan Fox Armani underwear commercial; the full one is out so here it is. It's ok, if you like Megan Fox in underwear. Correction: it's actually a jeans commercial. Could have fooled us. Happy Sexy Friday bitCHes!



12 comments:

moeman said...

GorGeous pics GG.

moeman said...

Good one Aislin.

Hadulf said...

Ding Ding says the Canadiens...

Steve said...

Great Pictures GG, if Amir were to upgrade his hardware he might be useful against Boston.

I love that the Leafs beat the philthies,and that Aulie TKO one of their knuckle dragers.


Attach Lego to Tits and you have a new first line.

I have to say even Mex was trying. I love it that Mex has played another game that was not his worst. Chicken looked great, to bad Patches got stabbed in the cock.

Steve said...

reporting from the periphery of the Leaf nation, its very dangerous out there today. People are being pulled from there cars to join the bandwagon, there is blue paint everywhere, the horror, the horror.

bea.habs.fan said...

hang in there Steve.
It is the Laefs they are bound to fuck it up

HeadHunter said...

Seems to me that the Leaf always has a semi-decent push around this time of the year only to flame out in the last couple of weeks. The exception being the last game of the regular season unfortunately but a Leaf flame out is a Leaf flame out regardless.

@GG, well done as always and welcome back!

soperman said...

Imagine the carnage if they were in 8th place.

I liked GG11 pictures but I was surprised when the camels did not have a CH on their humps.

Steve said...

I think on SF we should pay attention to the most influential person in the history of the 6th civilization on Earth. You may think its Charlie Sheen, but its actually thegirl that captured his heart. I am not obsessed really.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@soperman
The trip was not hockey free. My kid came home with CH yarmulkas for the entire family.

Steve said...

The Montreal Canadians, Canada's and Israels team

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Magen Fox thing but we really don't care. Besides we can look it up if we really want to, ok?!

Let's call Tampa Bay tomorrow night....TAMPON Bay, k??? That should be really funny!!!