Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Thinking Caps beat Subpar Habs 4-2 ~ Game review and open panel thread

Still practicing for e few more minutes ...
gimmee some cool music tracks in the meantime.
Don't fade away FHFers.
... and we're back ...



Decent game by the Habs but not a total team effort. In order to take home the prize, the entire team needs to play. Not just a few players and a Hart worthy goalie.

Put your pencils down ~  Team Leader Arpon has already penned a full recap. That Basu kid is a real team player.

Geniuses Q: In "Scenes from a "protest", is 29, short, black or wearing a brain helmet? ~ A: behind the CHamera.

Lightning Round Q: ~ Wouldn't it be fun to play Montréal Canadiens South in the playoffs? A: RDS is creaming it's Lois' jeans just thinking of it. STFU! already.

Buzz(er) Beating ~ Fuckface Bruins with on another last minute goal and snappy shootout score from their rookie Tyler Seguin. Their other rookie is a fucking asshole. Habs lose ground but might be facing these sCHoolyard bullies in Round 1 of the playoffs. Thx for holding the fort Steve.

Bonus Q: ~ Will the NJ Devils squeak into the 8th spot? ~ A: Coco Lemaire has been there before and won it all. He knows how to win championships.

'High' sCHool not so Confidential ~ OV is playing great and making Caps fans cream their jeans.

Showing their sCHool multi-colours ~ Lego, Tits, TFS™ and PFK! played well.

Q: What word rhymes with stooge? ~ Post your answer in the comments.

Team Mascot Youppi Q: Who has some of the shittiest boards and glass in the league? ~ A: See the first two goals of the game. Any engineering students out there?

Snapper! ~ Nice goal MOEmaN!

Bonus picture Q: In Greek mythology, Maia and her sisters were known as Goddesses of what? ~ A: Post yours in the comments. No googling!
Q: I scored two of Washinton's goals, who am I? ~ A: Marcus Johansson, who knew?

Sudden Death ? ~ WTF?! happened to PleXXXe and CHallah?

Tossups ~ Sabres and Canes

Trivia Pursuit of Happiness Math Q: How many wins and shutouts will Carey Price finish the season with? ~ A: Canadiens records book says a lot. What's your best guess?

Q: What team will get the World Cup consolation prize? A: looks like the leaf mediots have already blessed their miracle goalie and sub-GM to the lead Team Canada. Losers.

Génies in Herbs Q: ~ Loose translation for an extra 10 points - A: ReaCH for the Pot.

List Q: ~ Put these in order of biggest Fuckface ~

Burke
Marchand
Chara
Bettman
Cherry

Bonus Sweaty Palms Pics for studying so hard ~

47 comments:

Steve said...

My all time favorite lead singer from Jane's Addiction is or never was Gay, not that there would be anything wrong with that. He could be like David Bowie, a dabbler who settled in for woman, or Lou Reed who its clear has played bonzo for both teams, nevertheless it makes me happy to see him hetro. It removes so many doubts I had about my own sexuality. What does this have to do with Hockey, well look at the comments, they all begin with "Said"

Steve said...

I am feeling a bit guilty for my Mex comments today. On a team with more injuries than the Band of Brothers on D Day, Mex has not been selfish, he has avoided any injury that would take him out of the game.

Young HF29 said...

who needs a review? that Keith guitar track is all the entertainment I need

Mr. natural said...

@steve: and Mex is generous to a fault, he never takes even a clear shot at the net but rather passes off to a winger to shoot from an impossible angle.

God Bless you Mex.

Steve said...

Dawes a 26 year old smurf who seems to avoid attention,as in getting his name on the scoresheet. Leftwinger

Pasta a taller smurf with fair points. Rightwinger

So it looks like Chocula will be doubleshifting Mex until Plexxx comes back.

moeman said...

Hit your buzzers boys and girls.

Young HF29 said...

bzzzz. Luge, and goddesses of breasts

moeman said...

Close 29. As the purveyor of the meth-laced ice cream (your jeans), you get a second try. I know you've studied both subjects, deeply.

moeman said...

... and hopefully you kidz get the innuendo of the cool GGraphic.

Steve said...

Goddess of point tits

And BUTMAN is always number one FUCKFACE,

moeman said...

ACK!

In the aftermath of Montreal's 4-2 loss to the Washington Capitals on Tuesday night, the Canadiens provided some better news on Wednesday on the injury front.

Head coach Jacques Martin, already without six regulars due to long-term injuries, told reporters that both leading scorer Tomas Plekanec and forward Jeff Halpern are day-to-day with lower body injuries.

moeman said...

glen heely on the radio, "Pierre Gauthier just wants to protect his smurfs, all his players are smaller than 5'9", except Hal Gill'. (he then goes on to praise brian burke) Another cbc/hnic hack spews his Habs hate. Sick Fuckface.

moeman said...

OMG! the NHL HQers will keep an eye on, wait for it, spinoramas! Fuckface Boudreau will be protesting for sure.

Steve said...

I heard Glen Healy and when he was with the Eagles I really dug him.
At the end of the day, he made sense, though I expect he did not realize it. Fucking players who think they are stealth Mike Tyson, are not going to play in this league. For Fucking Chara, no punishment, its bullshit total

Steve said...

@momen its god of pointy tits, right.
I am just glad that the MAD MEN did not prevail in this effort. Those things could take your eye out, and as my mother always said" its lots of fun until someone loses and eye"

moeman said...

Heatley suspended 2 games for a lesser headshot, why wait until tomorrow to give Fuckface marchand his suspension? Is Jabobs on holidays?

moeman said...

Steve, close but in order to get the ReaCH points, the answer must be specific.

Also, did you notice that if you click and click again on the sCHool gals pic it embiggens, twice?!

Steve said...

Okay I got it now, Charlie Sheen is God, and pointy tits are the new norm everywhere, everyday on every occasion?

moeman said...

Because I hate the leaf;

- cuthbert, "playoff atmosphere in Raleigh" (two non playoff teams, unlike last night but that atmosphere wasn't mentioned, hype?)

- mcsplooge (rhymes with luge), details what it will take the leaf to win (why?)

- mcsplooge says leaf AHLers playing have 'a great deal of intelligence'

McPhee said...

The "A" on the Laff jersey proudly wearing Grabovski.

Hahahahahahahahahaha you can't make this stuff up.

Steve said...

I have a reputation as a very serious, sober, deliberate thinker. It has come to my attention, that were fucked

iRiRi said...

A+

P.S. Go 'Canes!

Young HF29 said...

since i really can't watch a TSN panel or a Leafs game or think about our injuries, can we get back to Reach for the top? ive got great stories about groupies and getting drunk at the national finals in new brunswick. good geek times

and i never answered the list Q:

1. Bettman
2. Cherry
3. Burke
(tie) 4. Chara Marchand

Steve said...

I did not google. Its "big mountains"
I do have Wikipedia on my taskbar.

moeman said...

Steve, 29 and iRiRi win (IRiRi only when I receive the 'footage').

moeman said...

mcplooge, rhymes with huge, is pounding his love for luke schenn, called him the 'human eraser'.

Young HF29 said...

2 goals in 12 seconds for the leaf. mcsplooge needs a shower

moeman said...

Oil and water don't mix.

iRiRi said...

Fucking Canes. Go Wings!

Also, is a 5-way for 1st an acceptable answer to the Fuckface question?

moeman said...

@iRiRi, yes. In the tech field we call it a daisy CHain.

moeman said...

harpo tells the Lebaume Daume to GFY. I smell an election. Iggy? I say we start the TOP, aka The Ovenmitt Party!

iRiRi said...

@moe -

1. Surely, you meant teCH.
2. I regret googling that.

moeman said...

iRiRi, quit oogling and wrap up that video.

the Maritimer said...

@29, you were drunk in New Brunswick when you were 18? That's underage and illegal down here. Or was that when you started the meth thing?

1. Bettman (too much power)
2. Burke (won't mind own business)
3. Cherry (senile old fool)
4. Chara (too stupid to know better
5. Marchand (see No. 4)

Young HF29 said...

fact: the drinking age was 18 in New Brunswick at the time

fact: I was 16

is that better or worse?

Number31 said...

My answer is a 5-way for first. Fuck 'em all. Slugs.

Maybe someone can siphon off that Japanese radiation to the NHL head office. Save Japan!

moeman said...

What was the age of consent? (because I sure hope our young 29 wasn't taken advantage of). Or do I?

moeman said...

@N31, what happens when one mixes radiation with radiation?

the Maritimer said...

@29, are you sure about that? I don't ever remember it being anything other than 19 and, it may have been 21 back in the 60's. It's 18 in Quebec, correct?

moeman said...

Just more proof that tsn are nothing but scum, no sooner did their leaf win the Stanley Cup, oops, made the playoffs, um sorry, didn't crack the top 9, did they splash the huge win on their web page. Actually, the game was barely 30 seconds over and their site changed to reflect the parade pandemonium in loserville. Assholes.

moeman said...

heh, tsn fuckers took it down. Bunch of fucking CotU hacks.

Young HF29 said...

Maritimer, may have been 19. I do remember some grade 13 students from out west were old enough to buy booze, they may have been 19. though the local liquor store didnt have much problem selling to underagers too

moeman said...

Buying liquor, as an underage, in the Maritimes? NFW. Try Kirkland Lake, ON or Amos, QC. Been dere, drunk dat.

moeman said...

Also, too, the leaf started the game in 10th and ended the game in, wait for it burkie, 10th.

Orangeman said...

What I find funny about the hysteria of the leaf getting close to the playoffs is that just a month or so ago, Burke and his crew along with the media were all saying there's no point in squeaking into 8th just to get knocked out and they'd rather rebuild. It's a total 180 now with every win, but when they lose it's back to "Well the playoff suck anyway! I'm taking my puck and going home!!!!"

Personally, I'm hoping it comes down to the final game and the Habs beat them to ruin it all. It's like a wet dream for me.

Number31 said...

@moeman
Mix radiation with radiation? That's when Godzilla appears and takes care of any leftovers.

the Maritimer said...

Good morning! 29, legal age down here has been 19 for as long as I can remember. As you say though, it wasn't unusual to be able to buy at the liquor store if you "looked" 19. Even if they checked ID's, getting a fake one wasn't a big deal.

I actually made my first foray into a tavern and a liquor store as a 17 year old. Must have looked mature for my age. Heh.