Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hat Trick Mania - Habs 5 Panthers 2

"I like that Carbo has decided to have one guy score a hat trick every night. That's some good strategizin'."
-HF10

Can you just imagine hot Montreal babes on skates in tight Habs gear and short skirts collecting hats thrown on the Bell Centre ice? And then having sex with me? Dare to dream kids. MAD MAX went MAD last night and scored 3 goals. No surprise to be honest. Since his benching a while back, you have to give the guy credit. Working, working, working all the time. Good to see the kid get rewarded. My only concern is he's not leaving room in the line-up for our boy CHips who should be playing with the CH already.

Some other quickie notes about the game yours truly only watched on Canadiens Express at 2 AM after a night of debauchery. Habs get their 3000th regular season win in their history. ZombiePleks actually skated like a living human to catch up with a puck and buried it, scoring for the first time in 11 games. Kovy has mad skillz in attempting to pass and having the puck carom off a skate for a goal. I loved Bégin dropping the gloves. BGL who?

The post-holiday road trip is going well for a change. I'm sure it won't last.

9 comments:

gillis said...

Its going to be Dagger getting the hat trick tonight

gillis said...

i take that back, Breezeby is going to get a hat trick tonight

Number31 said...

Breezer with a hat trick at losing the blue line 3 times in a row! Oh wait, he did that last night. But there's always room for more.

ZombiePleks now needs to eat Lecav's BRAINS for spearing him, since the ref didn't let Gui! pound the shit out of him last time. Never mess with the little girl.

moeman said...

I want your Plex

There's things that we guess
And things that we know
There's Habs you can trust
And icegirls that you wan't
There's little girls you hide
And little girls that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna Plex it
But you don't and that's just the way it blows

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bite
Just look in my zombie eyes
I've waited so long Habs fans
Now that we're friends
Every fans got his/her patience
And here's where they end

I want your Plex
I want you
I want your Plex

Plex's playing on my mind
Plex's dancing on my soul
He's taken so much time
So Carbo just let him go
We'd really like to try
Oh we'd really love to know
When you tell us we're gonna regret it
Then we tell you that we love you but you still say no!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bite
Just look in my zombie eyes
I've waited so long Habs fans
Out with the old

I want your Plex
I want your love
I want your.. Plex

He's natural
He's CHemical (he'll do it)
He's logical
HABitual (can he do it?)
He's sensual
But most of all...
Plex is something we should do
Plex is something for me and you

Plex is natural - Plex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Plex is natural - Plex is fun
Plex is best when it's... One on one
Shorthanded one

I'm not your Sergei
I'm not your Andrei
Talk to me brother
I am a scorer

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of zombie baby
What do you consider plexography
Don't you know you love me till it hurts you baby
Don't you think it's time you had Plex with me

What's your definition of zombie baby
What do you consider plexography
Don't you know you love me till it hurts you baby
Don't you think it's time you had Plex with me

Plex with me
Plex with me
Have Plex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

Anonymous said...

@moeman - thanks, am really enjoying your tunes - on message and timely.

fezworth said...

I love you moeman. Totally awesome.

Limerick Dude said...

Thanks moe, now I feel dirty.

I guess. So long as you don't want your Plex in some filthy public washroom in a park full of homeless guys....to each his own.


Is TFS playing tonight? He should. Going for franchise win 3K1. Jaro can play for win 4K1...

moeman said...

TFS™ is in betwixt da pipes.

HabsFan29 said...

moeman i want your Plex. in a totally hetero non-man crush kind of way of course. not that theres anything wrong with that

+14