Friday, December 05, 2008

WARNING - Having sex with this will get you suspended for 6 games

Trying to maim someone on the ice with a vicious hit from behind? 2-3 games, tops.

Making an inappropriate comment about an ex-girlfriend while being Sean Avery? 6 games.

Giving FHF another lame excuse to post hot chicks? Priceless.

12 comments:

Panic Mode said...

The irony is that when Avery dated her was enjoying Mike Komisarek's sloppy seconds.

Anonymous said...

Hell, who cares about sloppy seconds with her. It wouldn't start bothering me until it got to double digit sloppy! Sometimes you just have to look over the small details.

SF

Habsfan10 said...

Avery dated her first. He was dating her while still playing in LA. Then came Komisarek, then Phaneuf.

I hate Avery, but credit where its due.

Panic Mode said...

Credit where it is due then.

Sean Avery is the gateway drug of puck sluts.

Anonymous said...

6 games seems a little harsh for a term "sloppy seconds". Avery should have just skated on the ice and smacked Phaneuf in the head with his stick. He would have only gotten a 3 game suspension tops.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Somehow, I feel like a 6-game suspension is not the only thing that sleeping with Elisha will get you these days.

Phoff said...

I know that, apart from a six game suspension and a disease, it would get me a divorce.

Certainly not worth it.

gillis said...

I think that avery will now for ever be going out with girls that look a bit less like elisha and more like this.

Anonymous said...

Can someone bring up this topic about once a week until forever, just so we can get more pics of Elisha?

Rips it, scores! said...

Long may Avery continue to talk about Elisha, just so we can get more pictures of her on FHF.

Montréaliste1 said...

The NHL is telling us its okay to be a racist cunt (Shane Doan), but that you can't disrespect a lady. Pondération, pondération...

gillis said...

shane doan didnt make a racist comment. what he said was: "french refs in montreal... think about it." or something like that

Its just as bad as us saying that the league is bias because the nhl head office and the war room are in Toronto