Monday, December 29, 2008

Revenge of the ZombiePleks - Panthers Game Preview and Open Thread

Is it wrong to be turned on by Zombie Strippers?

We pay tribute to the newly-alive ZombiePleks. He may not score, but he's got the BRAINS to feed Big Tits. Here's some quickie bullet points to de-zombify you for Florida:
  • 7:30 PM start in Florida (GO GATORS!! Sorry). Habs have actually gotten points in 4 straight games. Really?
  • Panthers aren't that bad. Sure, they've lost two in a row, but they are in there fighting for that 8th spot in the East;
  • Congrats to the awesome The Litter Box, the only good Panthers blog, for joining up with SB Nation;
  • All eyes on the ZombiePleks to Big Tits combo, the Gretzky-Kurri of the 2008 Chirstmas holidays. Habs goalies also looking good. As my Xmas gift to the Habs, I won't mention any coldness;
  • Corey Stillman your best bet for a hot Cat;
  • Future Hab Jay Bouwmeester sort of meh lately;
  • George Gillett may be distracted as his other team, Liverpool FC, is dealing with some issues as captain Steven Gerrard was arrested yesterday for a bar brawl;
  • South Florida is one of the meccas of strip clubs. Try Club Diamonds in Miami Beach for your post-game adult needs.
Please use your BRAINS in the comments

42 comments:

hmanpuckfan said...

If you're expecting us to use BRAINS in the comments, I suspect this will be the only post.

Limerick Dude said...

Is it wrong to be turned on by Zombie Strippers?

Hell no! It'd be wrong NOT to be turned on by Zombie Strippers. You could take her home to Mom cuz she only loves you for your BRAINS!

Here's hoping we don't run into one of those "Who the fuck is that? stand on his head stop every fucking shot even the ones he doesn't see and the ones he misses hit the post or slide through the crease goalies"

Craig Anderson? WTFIT? see what i mean!

I hope to see more energy from the 4th line tonite as well as the zombie line continuing it's wicked ways. And for what it's worth, Maxwell should be back in the 'A' and Chippy should be playing. But...

hmanpuckfan said...

Oh wait! 10 minutes later and I get the joke! Zombie, Brains!

I'm a dope!

Limerick Dude said...

@ hmanpuckfan: Wrong. Sorry.

Panic Mode said...

Football player in bar brawl? It barely makes the news in England.

Limerick Dude said...

I see the Habs are looking for W3K tonight (Win #3000). Could be a good night for the Kostitsyns, Kovalev, Kostopolous and Komisarek, as well as PleKs, Karey Price, TanKuay, Kube, VodKov, and Koivu (gettin' a little sumpn' sumpn' from the Mrs. after watching the Habs win on the tube)

moeman said...

Add;

Karbonneau, MaKxime, LaracKe, HamrliK and the Kuties in the Krowd.

wrap around curl said...

True story, I own Zombie Strippers. Well sorta, a friend downloaded it for me. Have you ever seen it? It's the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever. Like you have to once it once sober. And then get totally shitfaced and watch it. For fuck's sake Jenna Jameson plays a stripper who reads Sarte. FOR FUN!!!

tanya said...

"Chirstmas holidays"?? I think that scary thing from the picture has already had his/her/its lunch...

And football player in bar brawl probably makes the news in England. If he had visited strip club... he would quite likely play in ManU.

fezworth said...

Jean Béliveau taken to hospital? Say it ain't so. :-(

moeman said...

Get well Le Gros Bill.

HabsFan29 said...

HI/O now reporting #4 is out of the hospital already.

whew

HabsFan29 said...

I stand corrected. It now says he's "doing well in hospital"

fezworth said...

He's not allowed to die. Thus I have decreed.

Number31 said...

All is right with the world, then! The Phone Booth would be awkward without him sitting in his usual seat.

And god help us if Anderson has a good night... I smell a goalie battle though. Sigh. I also smell a "shootout". Double sigh... Here's to BRAINS and a ZombieAssistPleks.

Shutdown said...

limerick dude.

check out craig anderson's stats. they're like a swift kick in the bawls. .941 save % (#1 in the league) And a 2.09 GAA.

HabsFan29 said...

official word from the Habs:

"Following a slight discomfort suffered earlier today, the Montreal Canadiens are pleased to announce that Mr. Jean Béliveau’s condition is fine and he is feeling much better."

like fez said, he's not allowed to die

fun fact - game tonight is sold out for the first time this year. given I know at least 5 people in Florida going to the game, you can see why

Jimvinny said...

Thanks. For making me click the Club Diamonds link. At WORK.

Whale4ever said...

Thanks very much for the compliment on The Box, guys.

All the best to Beliveau, as well.

And Anderson is a beast following Vokoun meltdowns.

Limerick Dude said...

@Shutdown: Oh, I'm well aware of his stats. Just sayin' because he's in Florida, he's a relative unknown (I know he's been around the block). just seems he's one of those guys you'd think would be a career backup (I still think he is, just having a good run).
Anyway, fuck him. Habs score 6 tonite. Who knows, maybe they play Voukoun. Former Habs goalies always play well against them.
Gotta go steal the big screen away from the kids and friends and their damned video games!

later.
LD

copyranter said...

who wants odds on Zednik scoring?

matt - ftc said...

Well there is Tanguay's self imposed quota of 1 goal every 8 games or so...

matt - ftc said...

Wait, it looks like he is still due! went off the defender's foot.

copyranter said...

I love cheap goals.

Shutdown said...

that wasn't cheap. that was Kovy magic.

I had an orgasm.

Anonymous said...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING PLEEEEK!

copyranter said...

THAT was not a cheap goal. PLEKS is back!?!?

Bryan said...

hahaha i almost shat myself. did anyone else catch the "should we high five, give props, ok, ok high five, no wait, props" ?

matt - fear the collapse said...

Little Tits, Maxwell...look on the bright side, I heard Hamilton broads put out for cigarettes.

Pacioretty, Chipchura...welcome to the team.

copyranter said...

Holy sheep shit, did Lapierre get a hands transplant from #10?

Shutdown said...

Bryan. I saw it. I loved it.

Those two looked like legitimate twats.

matt - fear the collapse said...

Maybe tanguay can accomplish some sort of personality reversal this season...dissappear in the regular season, come alive in the post season?

GreenMeany said...

Mad Max rocks this year!! I dont think little tits can be sent down because he would have to clear waivers.

msevigny said...

I'm watching Team Canada because it's on TV here and the Habs aren't, and Gord Miller just nicknamed PK Subban (who is having a great game, except for when he falls over) "Subby Doo". If this nickname sticks, I am going to murder Gord with my bare hands.

frocker said...

that powerplay IS terrible. So frustrating...

GreenMeany said...

YAH MAX

Shutdown said...

Mad Max avec le tour du chapeau. What the fuck?

GreenMeany said...

How many habs fans are gonna be in tampa?

Number31 said...

That was classic McCabe. Absolutely beautiful. When was the last time Habs had players notch a hat trick in two consecutive games?

Kovy is the mathmetician. That goal was pure BRAINS!

Pleky channeled Toews' shootout goals from the WJC on that shortie. Zombie no more. He even punched a man!

Anonymous said...

Yay for Pleky sticking up for Pricey but of course in today's NHL protecting your goalie gets you a 4 minute penalty and puts the other team on the power play.

Thanks refs...fuckturds.

Shutdown said...

Pleks went UFC all over that guy's ass.

Was than an elbow to the head I saw thrown in there?

Shutdown said...

@msevigny

just watched some clips on TSN and Pat Quinn apparently invented the Subby doo thing.