Saturday, December 06, 2008

It's all about The Streak - Devils Game Preview and Open Thread

This is what you get when you type "Devils girls". With a little MS Paint work thrown in.

We're fucking serious about this winning streak business people. Three games in a row we've done our Google image search for "[opponent team name] girls" and just thrown the information out there; three games in a row we've won. We won't even mention the other streak that yours truly has not been able to watch those three games in a row and we've won, 'cause we'll be watching tonight. Wait, what?

Game time tonight is 7:00 PM at the Phone Booth. Hot CBC action! Habs have won the aforementioned 3 in a row on this epic homestand. Devils are hot as hell (see what I did there?), 6-1 in their last 7. Marty who? Habs have actually beaten the Devils in their last 3 games. I find that hard to believe. First Devils game of the year means Ookies! Yes, Schnookie and Pookie are still rocking over at Interchangeable Parts.

We have some hot Habs! Really! Big Tits 6 points in the 3 game winning streak. The Dagger is rolling! And let's give that 4th line the credit they never got 'cause we didn't review the Rangers game. On the other side of the ledger, Higgy pointless in four games, Kovy goalless in four hundred. DOOM still rocking the coach's suit. Not even Carbo is stupid enough to fuck with the lineup that won the last two.

Plenty of hotties for the Devils. Elias 13 points in his last 7 games, Gionta 9 in 6, and Parise 7 in 5. Elias scored the game-tying goal AND the winner in OT against the Flyers on Thursday. I cannot for the life of me remember when we played the Devils and Brodeur wasn't in the net. Devils suckitude on the PP is not too suprising, but their 28th ranking on the PK must be a typo. These are not your father's Devils.

When the game is over, how about heading over to Montreal institution Super Sexe. Ooh, a new website. Helloooo. Seeing "contact" on the website is confusing.

Here are some non-NHL topics for discussion - Raptors lose Triano's debut, Eric Guay takes a bronze in a downhill, NFL players get reprieve by a judge, and most importantly GO GATORS!!!!

36 comments:

Number31 said...

I can't remember playing the Devils without Brodeur either. This is like some weird alternate universe!

mr. gillis said...

It should be "the Dagger is stabbing"... sounds cooler.

Devils 28th on PK? Good chance to get the habs powerplay rolling again.

and 29... please don't watch the game, don't mess with a streak

mr. gillis said...

Oh yeah, Higgins calls playing against the devils the 4 most boring games of the year. yay. hopefully with brodeur gone there will be a few more goals

moeman said...

Devilishly nice gameday pic. (There's a drapes matches Youppi's carpet joke in there but she'd have to be a Dyevils girl)

Anonymous said...

...and I've just discovered another silly word to describe female genitalia!

"Female celebrities be warned! Step out of a car the wrong way and before you know it, the paparazzi will have your Youppi! splashed all over the internet."

copyranter said...

A lot of years ago, I saw a Habs-Devils game in NJ, and a bunch of Devil fans behind us spent the whole game screaming 'BEN-WA BALLS" at Benoit Brunet.

Young HF29 said...

drapes matches Youppi's carpet joke
your Youppi! splashed all over the internet


I was hoping for some good Youppi vajayjay laughs and you guys delivered

If I was a woman, my Youppi! would be tingling with excitement

Young HF29 said...

You know I feel kind of guilty watching this because of my streak. i would like to apologize to everyone in advance for the loss

Young HF29 said...

Great. Bob Cole on CBC. Bob Cole vs. Benoit Brunet... uh, uh... i have no clue. CJAD?

Young HF29 said...

alright we have some jump here. but the devils are pretty sucky

moeman said...

Youppi! 1-0. Dagger!

copyranter said...

...in the heart!

Anonymous said...

Well guys, for once i'm here to follow the game with you instead of being stuck at work and having to call home to have my brother tell me the score.

We're off to a nice start, let's hope Dagger really is this good and stays it.

Go Habs!

Young HF29 said...

im still too shocked to type. Dagger, uh, uh, i think im in love

Young HF29 said...

i can live with that period

/prays "hf29 not watching streak" is bs

Anonymous said...

HF29, were those "Uh uh"s grunts because you're having sex with your pizza box while thinking of Dagger?

Young HF29 said...

@FT - uh, uh, no comment

Anonymous said...

D'oh shazzbut.

Young HF29 said...

fuck fuck fuck.

or PG-13 equivalent

Young HF29 said...

we all now how much I heart The Dagger, but he's on the first unit PP now? is that a little odd Carbo?

mr. gillis said...

You guys should have seen Dagger when he played a game in montreal for hamilton a couple of years ago. Everytime there was a scoring chance, he was involved. There had been a lot of talk about Chipchura but I was in love with D'Agostini. He had a good training camp the next year but for some reason Carbo must have just skimmed over his name. Then this year, the roster was full and I didn't think that we would see any rookies make the habs line-up. And he didn't, and I was upset again.

But now Carbo finally realized that he exist, he's in Montreal, he's playing well.

I just hope he has a good long season with the habs.

and 29, if its tied with five minutes left, can you please stop watching the game, thanks.

mr. gillis said...

I'm trying to get started on a blog of my own. I'm having trouble doing it cause I never have time to write anything. But I'm givin it a try.

aroundthehabs.blogspot.com

Lostinleafland said...

Just got home and listening on CJAD.
Tied game,,HF29,,please turn off your T.V. for 15 minutes.
Why does CJAD keep calling BGL, 'larack' I'm as anglo as they come but let's not butcher his name too much.
Supersexe picture..Are you sure that's not a man's face on a female body?

Lostinleafland said...

pick up your chicklets Markov...ouch.

Bryan Driscoll said...

blood doesnt usually bother me but i felt queezy watching that.

Anonymous said...

You watched the OT, didn't you HF29? :-p

mr. gillis said...

I'm starting a petition to not let 29 watch a game for the rest of the season.

Anonymous said...

I didn't listen to enough of the game to give much input, but quick look at the stats...ONE SHOT in the 3rd period...that's not going to win many games.

copyranter said...

HF29...hockey can be fun to listen to on the ol radio. Give it a try. Habs deserved to lose. Shit. Plus, I had to watch the Devils broadcast down here in NYC, which meant listening to the biggest homer idiot announcer out there——"Chico" Resch.

Bryan Driscoll said...

i wouldnt say they deserved to lose. they played great. but kovy you twat waffle! what the fuck was that!?

Lostinleafland said...

@bryan
twat waffle,,beauty,,that's why I love this blog. another gem to put in the files. I'm still laughing.

a philter said...

It was too much Youppi exposed. You should have kept the dress more loyal. This would have done it even, I think.

http://ullman.lurid.com/images/Devils.jpg

a philter said...

And I meant to keep that un-clickable. After tonight, you need to do the hard work.

fezworth said...

That's it. HF29, I'm not bloody kidding around anymore. Hammer. Your TV. Do it now. Do it for the team.

Number31 said...

That call on Kovy was weaksauce... But! Pricey got them a point at least. Oh the silver lining that is our lovely goaltender!

Oh ya, Chips had two goals tonight against old man Chelios and got the first star as well. They beat up the B-Wings very nicely!

Anonymous said...

if Pricey would have never let one in through the Youppi in the 2nd then it woulda been 2 points! oh well.... i'm not too worries... and still happy how our boys are playing the last week.... pass me that vodka.