I want us to all stand together now and pray. I want us to stand together before the Almighty and pray.PRAY TO THE LORD.
Amen.
Praise the LORD!
Amen.
Praise Jesus!
Hallelujah!
PRAISE BABY JESUS!
That’s right.
Because we all know that to believe in Him is to recognize the strengths within ourselves that bond us to His greatness. Because we all know that we got-ta, got-ta, got-ta believe!
And we know that when the Devil wins he steals from our greatness and takes away from the Lord’s creation. Oh heavenly Jesus! Pray for us when the Devil attempts to take our faith, corrupt our souls and poison our hearts. Pray for us sweet Jesus!
Amen.
That’s right.
Pray for the Devil worshippers who come into our Cathedrals and rob us of our victory, who bring tears to our children and empty our gasket of hope. They do the Devil’s work, and so Devils they are, but in their victory they merely bury their souls deeper into the eternal tyrannies of hell.
And we shall be relieved. Because Devils we are not, and the Devil’s work we will not do, because the word of our Lord it is not.
In the war you wage against our spirit, in your victory you may only know defeat, you will only assault the kindness of Jesus. And he is not assaulted easily, you wretched Devil.
“And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness. Go Habs go”. (1 John 5:19).
Loucifer, can take his points, the Prince of Darkness may carry the score, yet the followers of the righteous path will hold their heads high and bask in the radiance of the Lord, for even in defeat, they only know triumph.
The Devil’s work will not succeed. He is doomed forever and will be banished in the “lake of fire”, that we have come to know as New Jersey.
Loucifer, the defrocked angel, merely attacks the good in the Lord’s creation because he knows that he must act to exist, whereas the Lord’s creation exists because it’s all it knows, despite itself. And you can see the Lord’s love and pray to His grace before our new statues standing guard outside our Cathedral. They are carved out of the Lord’s breath, erected to defy the strike of the Devil. Be gone, you devil for you are not welcome here.
Be gone, you devil, for you are not WELCOME HERE.
BE GONE YOU DEVIL! FOR YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!
BE GONE YOU DEVIL! FOR YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!
And take Alex Kovalev and his stupid late penalties.
11 comments:
Ahh, Sunday morning blasphemy. There's nothing like it. Great review.
Hallelujah!
We've got the devil on the run. or not.
“And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness. Go Habs go”. (1 John 5:19).
You rock.
If they take Kovalev, could they leave behind Patrick Elias? I've always liked him. :)
the power of christ compells you...
take HF29 with Kovalev
The Devil left, but even he doesn't want Kovalev. He left him with us..
shit
29: I think the Devil's game is proof that you should be locked up at bullshit cocktail parties or whatever the hell it is that kept you from watching the Ranger's game, for the rest of the season.
Once again, I'm trying to start a blog of my own aroundthehabs.blogspot.com
Feedback please...
TESTIFY!!
Wait, what?
btw, I drank your milkshake.
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