Saturday, December 27, 2008

Your Late Thread is Here - Habs Pens

This is Christmas and these are Penguin ornaments, but I like to imagine that these are the Pens committing mass suicide after the Habs win big tonight.

Ok, the game has started, forget the pic so let's make this quick:

Game: Habs Pens
Where: North Pole
Time: about a half hour ago.
Who's hot: i've never heard a Penguin say "fuck it's hot in here!"
Who's not: Thomas Plekanec
Good blog: Pensblog
Crap, Pens just scored.

Talk to me. I bet we don't get a single comment

31 comments:

Doogie2K said...

I forgot to program the game into my PVR until 30 seconds ago. So...yeah, I guess we're all a bit behind.

I blame the meth.

HabsFan4 said...

merry christmas doogie. I guess I just lost my bet.

Baroque said...

Yes, you did lose your bet. WRONG!!

And the Habs just scored again - Andrei Kostitsyn again on an assist from the (former?) zombie?

Shutdown said...

who's not not hot anymore? turtleplex.

HabsFan4 said...

he's not not hot. he's not hot but not not hot. you know what i mean?

Baroque said...

He's lukewarm, but possibly on the way to hot?

HabsFan4 said...

he's tiède. he's like that first sip of soup that burns your lips followed by that second one that is mysteriously cold which makes you want to throw your microwave in the fucking garbage.

gillis said...

I'm amazed by thats pens goals. I haven't seen a goal that ugly since... umm. I've never seen a goal that ugly.

Zombie Pleks is no longer.

Baroque said...

Zombie Pleks is no longer.

Behold the powers of Santa!

And it isn't the microwave's fault. You need to stir the soup halfway through if you want it to heat evenly.

Baroque said...

Can I love hockey and still despise Crosby?

Crap.

Shutdown said...

Pleks got new Turtlenecks.

Turtle Power!

gillis said...

@Baroque: according to the NHL, no.

Baroque said...

@ Gillis:

In that case, the NHL can go to H.

I like who I want, not who they tell me to like.

Baroque said...

Methinks Kostitsyn asked for goals for Christmas. :)

HabsFan4 said...

first 29 games: 6 goals
tonight: 3 goals
rest of career: 2 goals

HabsFan4 said...

malkin love sounds nice.

HabsFan4 said...

oohhh Greek Lightning got away with one there.

Baroque said...

Carey Price = awesome.

Panic Mode said...

Completely undeserved.

Baroque said...

Undeserved or not, it still counts.

Shutdown said...

Price deserved that.

Vlado said...

My wife from Belarsu she saY next man to be president of her countra: AK46

GreenMeany said...

Price rocks.....Also i just got a habs jersey for Xmas was wondering if its blasphemy to have a players number but your own last name on it??

Number31 said...

AK46 hat trick looks lovely.
ZombiePleks is now: ZombieAssistPleks.
CAREY!CAREY!CAREY!

Who taught Gui! how to forecheck? That was pretty good there.

I think Habs played their Detroit tape to contain what looked like an aggressive and desperate to win Pens force. Still, good job shuting the door and blocking shots and NOT tipping them into your net. Who's head did Whitney nearly take off with that stick swing to the boards at the end. Eek! (Looked like number 17).

Shutdown said...

@GreenMeany: It's not blasphemy if you're covering up Brisebois' name. But odds are no one hates you enough to get you a Brisebois jersey.

GreenMeany said...

haha poor breezeby, no its number 8 my fav number and player komisaurus, probly not as bad as my brothers with #33

cottoneye said...

Loved Gui! crosschecking Crosby's head. Thank you Santa.

Anonymous said...

My view is that no one should have their own name on a Habs jersey. You asked!

moeman said...

@GreenMeany: Have em' stitch DOOM! on your new number 8 jersey.

Anonymous said...

Herewith, the rules pertaining to jerseys and the labelling thereof.
http://tinyurl.com/6pbtss

Baroque said...

I don't know of anyone who died and named anyone else "god of jersey etiquette." If other people don't like it, so what? You are the one wearing it - you are the one who needs to be happy with it. Do what you like and ignore the whiners. It's just clothes, really.

DOOM on the back would be pretty funny, though. :)